Universal Love Create the perfect Melbourne player

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Kicking: Tingay
Handballing: Oliver
Marking: Schwarz
Tackling/bumping: Whelan
Silkiness: Vince
Delivery inside 50: Watts
Grit: Viney
Leadership: Neitz
Spoiling: Ingerson
Flair: Jakovich
One-touch: Yze
Clutchness: Robertson
Footy smarts: Green

Quickness: Davey
Explosiveness: Petracca
Agitator: Bugg
Hardness: Grinter
Toughness: May
Reliability: Jetta
Showmanship: Farmer
Loyalty: Jones

 

[Topkent]

Dom I think.

Eyes - an outsider that nobody thinks about but I once noticed that Dean Kent has really nice eyes. Very blue

Beautiful fella

 

[Topkent]

Kicking: Tingay
Handballing: Oliver
Marking: Schwarz
Tackling/bumping: Whelan
Silkiness: Vince
Delivery inside 50: Watts
Grit: Viney
Leadership: Neitz
Spoiling: Ingerson
Flair: Jakovich
One-touch: Yze
Clutchness: Robertson
Footy smarts: Green

Quickness: Davey
Explosiveness: Petracca
Agitator: Bugg
Hardness: Grinter
Toughness: May
Reliability: Jetta
Showmanship: Farmer
Loyalty: Jones

That's not fair made your own categories

Games against Richmond - Sylvia
Games against Stkilda - Harmes Ablett

 

[Proper Gander]

Kicking - Watts
Handballing - Oliver
Marking - Robbo
Tackling - Aiden Riley
Goal awareness - Whiz
Silkiness - Yze
Balance - J. Viney
Delivery inside 50 - Trac
Grit - Jones
Leadership - Neitz
Spoiling - Rivers
Flair - Jackovich
One-touch - Jurrah
Clutchness - Melbourne dont do clutch
Footy smarts - Bernie
Composure - Fritsch
Tapwork - Gawn

Kicking myself I forgot Jurrah.

Neitz and era are history book stuff for me. I want my life over again only with some adjustments

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Left it out, but Tapwork is absolutely Jamar.

 

[Topkent]

Left it out, but Tapwork is absolutely Jamar.

Jamar to Moloney to Robbo was 50% of our scores at one point

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Jamar to Moloney to Robbo was 50% of our scores at one point

This one from Jolly always sticks out too

 

[Proper Gander]

Kicking: Tingay
Handballing: Oliver
Marking: Schwarz
Tackling/bumping: Whelan
Silkiness: Vince
Delivery inside 50: Watts
Grit: Viney
Leadership: Neitz
Spoiling: Ingerson
Flair: Jakovich
One-touch: Yze
Clutchness: Robertson
Footy smarts: Green

Quickness: Davey
Explosiveness: Petracca
Agitator: Bugg
Hardness: Grinter
Toughness: May
Reliability: Jetta
Showmanship: Farmer
Loyalty: Jones

Loyalty! Great addition

 

[Topkent]

This one from Jolly always sticks out too

If there was a kick a goal on the run from 50 it's absolutely TJ, with the flowing hair and laconic action it was just intoxicating

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

If there was a kick a goal on the run from 50 it's absolutely TJ, with the flowing hair and laconic action it was just intoxicating

Tingay was very similar but had some hardness thrown in, you would have loved him.

 

[Topkent]

Tingay was very similar but had some hardness thrown in, you would have loved him.

Stinger might have been on the ole supplements program to by the the look at the size of the fella

I actually cause I'm a sad campaigner watched the first half of Melbourne vs Essendon in 1990. Stinger was playing, Darren Bennett, young Gaz, Bryan Wilson etc.

Liked the look of Ricky Jackson, tough small bastard. Stinger and Febey looking alike and Strawbs spent the whole half belting blokes off the ball. Great game of footy.

 

[Proper Gander]

Kicking - Watts
Handballing - Oliver
Marking - Robbo
Tackling - Aiden Riley
Goal awareness - Whiz
Silkiness - Yze
Balance - J. Viney
Delivery inside 50 - Trac
Grit - Jones
Leadership - Neitz
Spoiling - Rivers
Flair - Jackovich
One-touch - Jurrah
Clutchness - Melbourne dont do clutch
Footy smarts - Bernie
Composure - Fritsch
Tapwork - Gawn

I’d forgotten Aiden Riley’s tackles.

If you can invent a category for Rohan Bail and Matt Jones then we are truly on the road to perfection

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Will never forget this game, huge win over in Perth as $5 outsiders, the flex by Stinga after the goal

 

[Proper Gander]

Carpentry skills - Matt Jones

Matt Jones

Age

36

Ht

188cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.1

4star

K

9.4

4star

HB

8.6

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.8

4star

G

0.2

2star

No current season stats available

D

20.0

5star

K

9.4

4star

HB

10.6

5star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.0

1star

Got him in

 

[Topkent]

I’d forgotten Aiden Riley’s tackles.

If you can invent a category for Rohan Bail and Matt Jones then we are truly on the road to perfection

Matt Jones - player who's career would be miles better if he played in this era. Probably better than Trac tbh

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

* I loved him, perfect blend of hardness and class

 

[Proper Gander]

Matt Jones - player who's career would be miles better if he played in this era. Probably better than Trac tbh

Okay so I don’t know where to go with this one.

I’m being thick though and you’re joking right?

Right?

 

[Topkent]

* I loved him, perfect blend of hardness and class

Probably exactly what Bernie would have looked like if he played in the 90s and used a gym

 

[Topkent]

Okay so I don’t know where to go with this one.

I’m being thick though and you’re joking right?

Right?

There's plenty of things I take the piss out about Gand.
This isn't one.
Matt Jones is up with the Ox as the greatest missed talent of all time

 

[Proper Gander]

Probably exactly what Bernie would have looked like if he played in the 90s and used a gym

Pretty sure Bernie used a gym Kent. Some people just don’t thicken up with strength stuff.

 

[Topkent]

Pretty sure Bernie used a gym Kent. Some people just don’t thicken up with strength stuff.

Nah he had that farmers strength, by no means weak he was strong but he wasn't an intimidating looking man in the slightest.

 

[Proper Gander]

There's plenty of things I take the piss out about Gand.
This isn't one.
Matt Jones is up with the Ox as the greatest missed talent of all time

I’m sure you’re right so I’m going to adopt this position and take it on a tour to win hearts and minds

 

[Topkent]

I’m sure you’re right so I’m going to adopt this position and take it on a tour to win hearts and minds

TK and PG reviving the coulda been champions segment featuring The Ox, Jurrah and Matt Jones

 

[Proper Gander]

TK and PG reviving the coulda been champions segment featuring The Ox, Jurrah and Matt Jones

Cut out the middle-man. Why can’t those three get a go at the first crack on Foxfooty? I would watch anyway

 

[Topkent]

Cut out the middle-man. Why can’t those three get a go at the first crack on Foxfooty? I would watch anyway

"With cutting opinions" ( pans to Jurrah)
"You bet we have what you want" ( cuts to the ox)

" Matt Jones ladies and gentleman" ( cuts to Nathan Jones )