Sitting on the porch in 28 degrees watching the cricket and doing work from home
Suck it
I hope you get DFTD.
Ps. Cricket sux.
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Sitting on the porch in 28 degrees watching the cricket and doing work from home
Suck it
I'm doing the same except it's too hot here to be outside.
Are you alive Basil Zempilas or have you died of an oxygen overdose in that fresh Tasmanian air?
Fred needs more updates.
Last night we had cheese and beers with our neighbours 500 m away
We discussed shooting kookaburras with rifles and some s**t about the Middle East
They have a nice bathroom. Their house is made entirely out of shipping containers
I live around the Huon Valley, and they announced they’re launching a bucket to hoover up the salmon that escape from the old farmsHave you caught any atlantic salmon or those elusive steel Head trout Basil Zempilas? Also be wary of the giant freshwater crayfish down there for they are vengeful and will react aggressively to dance music
harry000 MAXIMUM GAWNAGE Andrew Birch as our resident cheese experts, what beer would you have with cheese?Last night we had cheese and beers with our neighbours 500 m away
We discussed shooting kookaburras with rifles and some s**t about the Middle East
They have a nice bathroom. Their house is made entirely out of shipping containers
harry000 MAXIMUM GAWNAGE Andrew Birch as our resident cheese experts, what beer would you have with cheese?
Do you use that with that Jizz game you have?
Not the nicest combo...harry000 MAXIMUM GAWNAGE Andrew Birch as our resident cheese experts, what beer would you have with cheese?
Do you use that with that Jizz game you have?
Not the nicest combo...
However, if I were forced to choose it would be all about matching the sharpness of the cheese with the beer. For example a mild cheddar would do well with a pilsner whereas a more mature, sharper cheddar might be better suited to a pale ale!
If you are comfortable enough within your sexuality might I suggest a nice drop of Tasmanian sparkling for your next cheese platter Basil Zempilas if you find yourself too manly for this then maybe a robust whisky on the rocks. Hellyers Road Distillery in Burnie make a nice drop of whisky.
Is that code for “these updates are full of bugs and I am f-_cked if I know how to fix them, might as well go back to MySpace” ?UPDATE: I am currently being raped by Christmas beetles
UPDATE: I am currently being raped by Christmas beetles
Oi David Schwarz hurry up and give us an update
Oh youre down huon way?Fires, basically
Another three starting now
I lived about 20 km from the Saturday Bushfires when it happened and thought I had it tough, the smell and the heat now is worse than anything else I could ever imagine
Oh youre down huon way?
If it gets close, don’t try to fight it, get the f-:k out. No matter how many shitty sprinklers or what sort of pump you have with how ever many fire hose reels, GTFO!!!!Fires, basically
Another three starting now
I lived about 20 km from the Saturday Bushfires when it happened and thought I had it tough, the smell and the heat now is worse than anything else I could ever imagine
If it gets close, don’t try to fight it, get the f-:k out. No matter how many shitty sprinklers or what sort of pump you have with how ever many fire hose reels, GTFO!!!!
On a lighter note, just concrete everything around you for a kilometre and you’ll be right.