I now live in Tasmania

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

That man was a paedo, rapist, addict and peeping tom.

And nazi spy

 

[Hamingja]

All Tasmanian women are pig ugly. There’s no reason to go there. It should be turned into a car park for proper Australia

If red heads are your thing get to Hobart asap.

 

[Jazny]

So much fake news in this thread.

 

[leobarryustar]

And nazi spy

That was made up. All the other stuff is real, especially his penchant for young girls

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

That was made up. All the other stuff is real, especially his penchant for young girls

Not by the CIA report i didnt read, but the title said enough for me to believe it.

 

[David Schwarz]

And nazi spy

Don't even get me started on his table manners!

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Don't even get me started on his table manners!

Stop quoting and start updating big nose, what happened in tassie today apart from someone dumping a whole lot of s**t which they called "mulch" in your front yard?

 

[leobarryustar]

Not by the CIA report i didnt read, but the title said enough for me to believe it.

He hated jews I think (don't all Tasweigians?) but that's as far as it went. The spy thing was invented by some guy trying to sell a book.

All round s**t bloke confirmed.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

big nose

 

[David Schwarz]

Day 9

I’m at the pub. Everyone here has a beard

I look like total s**t even with a little stubble, it has never suited me

I feel lonely and fragile, but the weathers nice. Maybe if I buy one of those novelty beard masks I’ll fit in

 

[zackah]

Have you had sex with your sister yet?

Also, pics?

 

[Wosh]

Day 9

I’m at the pub. Everyone here has a beard

I look like total s**t even with a little stubble, it has never suited me

I feel lonely and fragile, but the weathers nice. Maybe if I buy one of those novelty beard masks I’ll fit in

I always suspected Jazny has a beard.

 

[Jazny]

I always suspected Jazny has a beard.

Alpha T2M grew a beard when he was 10 and was dragging all the other kids around the schoolyard and they couldnt do anything about it. And I was like:

 

[Wosh]

Alpha T2M grew a beard when he was 10 and was dragging all the other kids around the schoolyard and they couldnt do anything about it. And I was like:

I miss that guy

 

[tenderwarrior]

That man was a paedo, rapist, addict and peeping tom.

AKA a Movie Star

 

[Wosh]

AKA a Movie Star

Or a childrens show host

 

[Jazny]

 

[Bodicifer]

Day 9

I’m at the pub. Everyone here has a beard

I look like total s**t even with a little stubble, it has never suited me

I feel lonely and fragile, but the weathers nice. Maybe if I buy one of those novelty beard masks I’ll fit in

Go to the Wrest Point casino on Friday the 14th of December and enjoy an evening with Dustin Martin. $443 for a platinum meet n greet (I think you get a photo and a wristy from the cousing of Crobro ) and just enjoy yourself m8

 

[Engimal v3]

Its not a Tasmanian town if there isn't at least 1 pub for every 1,000 people. The town I lived in when I was a kid had 4,000 people and 4 pubs. 3 of which were located on 1 street. The top pub, the middle pub and the bottom pub.

Venturing between the pubs at night time can be a dangerous exercise.

I don't suppose you lived in Longford? Sounds suspiciously like it.

 

[Jazny]

Day 9

I’m at the pub. Everyone here has a beard

I look like total s**t even with a little stubble, it has never suited me

I feel lonely and fragile, but the weathers nice. Maybe if I buy one of those novelty beard masks I’ll fit in

My uncle looks like that, he looks like if you just randomly teleported a man from 1890 to the present day. He used to terrify me with horrible stories about things that live deep in the Tasmanian wilderness. He has those deer head things on his wall that triggered me quite a lot and I still havent fully recovered.

 

[harry000]

I don't suppose you lived in Longford? Sounds suspiciously like it.

Haha no not Longford! But a good guess!

 

[Engimal v3]

Haha no not Longford! But a good guess!

I suppose most Tassie towns could be described as 'a main street with a couple of pubs'

 

[Wosh]

Basil Zempilas update please, have you been to King Island yet? Amazing cheeses there.

 

[Tigernator]

Go to the Wrest Point casino on Friday the 14th of December and enjoy an evening with Dustin Martin. $443 for a platinum meet n greet (I think you get a photo and a wristy from the cousing of Crobro ) and just enjoy yourself m8

Shut up D.H!

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Day 9

I’m at the pub. Everyone here has a beard

I look like total s**t even with a little stubble, it has never suited me

I feel lonely and fragile, but the weathers nice. Maybe if I buy one of those novelty beard masks I’ll fit in

Is this magazine popular in Tasmania?