Official Team Thread Roys FFC S37 Community Rooms - Glorious Disarray!

[Ed_Gein]

To be serious though, I'm not sure what the BioLabs thing is all about. Is it some conspiracy theory thing?

 

[TheGoatBaron]

To be serious though, I'm not sure what the BioLabs thing is all about. Is it some conspiracy theory thing?

No idea myself. I’m just here trying to confuse Mobbs

 

[sausageroll]

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[Mobbs]

Game Day! 4pm (Melbourne time) start, weather is cloudy.

Official Match Thread - Season 37 Round 12 - Roys FFC v Gumbies FFC at Brunswick Junction Oval

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[Mobbs]

Not a great day at the park today for the Roys, though considering where things were going by half time, it could have been a lot uglier!



Match Starts Here: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1379790/post-83227352
After-Match Stats: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1379790/post-83228349
Full Ladder: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1376090/post-83230757

 

[Mooch]

Season 37 Round 12 Roys v Gumbies

Rd12 GUMvROY	HO	K	M	H	T	FF	FA	G	B	Dt
windyhill	0	4	4	3	0	0	2	0	0	24
Chezzalenko Reborn	0	8	5	8	0	0	0	0	0	55
Ed_Gein	0	8	2	6	0	0	0	0	0	42
Aristotle Pickett	0	2	7	8	0	0	0	0	0	43
fitzroybowiedog	0	12	1	3	0	0	2	0	3	42
MrsEddieBetts	0	8	2	5	2	2	0	0	0	50
Phar Ace	0	10	3	4	2	0	0	0	0	55
Pure Grunt	0	13	10	22	3	0	0	0	0	125
Roylion	0	11	2	11	3	0	1	0	0	70
Reardo	0	15	7	4	2	0	0	2	0	94
JackNah_8	0	9	5	6	0	1	2	1	3	58
Allikat	0	6	9	6	2	0	1	0	1	63
Mooch	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	-3
TheGoatBaron	0	5	1	0	0	0	2	2	3	27
tigs2010	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	2	1	22
DERRINALPHIL	19	7	0	8	0	0	1	1	0	59
SpecialBruce	0	21	0	13	9	5	1	4	1	152
royboy2	0	10	0	7	5	4	2	1	1	69
Mobbs	0	3	2	2	1	0	1	0	0	20
3KZ is Football	0	4	4	6	1	0	1	0	0	37

Well what the hell happened here? SpecialBruce puts on the game of his life along with partner in crime Pure Grunt. DERRINALPHIL plays a blinder in the ruck and Reardo turns back the clock - even royboy2 laid 5 tackles! And somehow we still manage to lose. And some guy got a negative score for the first time in his career*



*may not actually be true - Hate can you confirm or deny please.

Season 37 The Story So Far....

ROY	HO	K	M	H	T	FF	FA	G	B	Dt
_Mike_	40	69	13	71	18	17	7	10	6	562
3KZ is Football	0	108	51	92	16	11	18	6	2	720
Allikat	0	6	9	6	2	0	1	0	1	63
Aristotle Pickett	0	37	27	29	4	1	2	9	4	319
Chezz	0	54	23	49	16	4	3	4	1	413
DERRINALPHIL	97	77	7	65	12	11	12	7	1	545
Dicky Fitzwell	0	27	8	19	5	4	1	6	9	209
Eat Fresh	0	19	12	19	2	0	3	0	0	130
Ed_Gein	0	70	60	74	14	4	16	0	0	550
fitzroybowiedog	2	79	43	71	9	5	12	14	10	609
JackNah_8	0	78	40	72	6	4	4	15	7	611
judge judy	0	48	20	34	7	7	2	3	3	322
Mobbs	0	77	44	70	14	6	9	2	0	550
Mooch	0	57	9	11	8	4	3	32	16	455
MrsEddieBetts	21	55	21	60	15	9	6	6	0	456
Phar Ace	0	89	43	78	14	7	8	4	3	618
Pure Grunt	0	120	59	113	17	7	16	7	9	841
Reardo	0	48	27	24	4	1	1	7	2	331
royboy2	0	101	0	95	58	43	11	10	7	802
Roylion	0	11	2	11	3	0	1	0	0	70
RU_	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
SpecialBruce	0	94	33	96	32	15	11	15	12	785
TheGoatBaron	0	47	20	39	9	5	5	10	7	372
tigs2010	0	71	27	66	18	12	7	4	4	517
windyhill	4	43	15	41	3	4	6	1	0	264

 

[tigs2010]

3 kicks for 2.1 which was really 3.0 if not for some bullshit qoal umpiring

 

[Ed_Gein]

royboy2 is a favourite of the umpires

 

[Mobbs]

royboy2 is a favourite of the umpires

43-11! What a suck!

 

[Ed_Gein]

43-11! What a suck!

Bet he loves a bit of a duck! Channels his inner Selwood for the Roys cause.

 

[Mooch]

royboy2 is a favourite of the umpires

He is teacher's pet. Then again, he does average >5 tackles a game.

 

[Mooch]

Season 37 Posting Stats

ROY	Rd1	Rd2	Rd3	Rd4	Rd5	Rd6	Bye	Rd8	Rd9	Rd10	Rd11	Rd12	Total
_Mike_	4		7	1					2				14
3KZ is Football	13	19	26	19	17	10		22	10	10	10	12	168
Aristotle Pickett	1	5	3	6	2	5		5	1	4	3	18	53
Barrels									2				2
Chezzalenko Reborn			14	4	4	6	2	6			1		35
DERRINALPHIL	13	4				5			10	16	17	15	80
Dicky Fitzwell	1			1	2			1	1				6
Eat Fresh	4	1	6	1									12
Ed_Gein	13	19	19	14	14	24	1	8	23	22	40	21	217
fitzroybowiedog	18	7	18	9	6	4		39	18	10	6	25	160
JackNah_8	9	1	10	3	7	10	7	8	7	3	10	2	70
judge judy	4		1	1	1	1				12			20
Mobbs	235	142	206	101	117	161	13	54	97	112	166	106	1497
Mooch	33	14	42	8	25	9	6	10	8			10	159
MrsEddieBetts	3				7	2	1				1	4	17
Phar Ace	52	34	45	30	29	10		4	2	8	36	16	266
Pure Grunt	11			4	1	17			15	3		8	59
Reardo		4	1		2						3		10
royboy2	8	7	9	5	1	8		4	5	4	4	11	66
Roylion											1		1
SpecialBruce	1	1	12	4	4	3		5	6	7	5	1	49
TheGoatBaron	1	6		6	5	18	3	16	47	51	83	77	310
tigs2010	159	52	54	18	33	36			6	4	7	13	382
windyhill	3	2		1	4	1		1	1		1	1	15
No. of Posters	20	16	16	19	19	18	7	14	18	14	17	16	20
Totals	586	318	473	236	281	330	33	183	261	266	394	340	3653

 

[Reardo]

Are we going to Benalla again on our end of season trip?

 

[Mobbs]

Are we going to Benalla again on our end of season trip?

Can we afford it? Why always so glamourous?

 

[Mobbs]

New match thread v the OOBs, the league's newest team (est. S34).

Official Match Thread - Season 37 Round 13 - Ophidian Old Boys v Roys FFC at Spotswood Oval

Hello all and welcome to the thirteenth round of the thirty seventh season of the Sweet FA, I’m your host Chef Bob coming to you live from Spotswood Oval. This week we see the Ophidian Old Boys host the Roys in a match that will certainly go down in history as an example of simulated football...

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[Mobbs]

Team Selection Day! Selection & position can be mildly gamed thru participation.

Official Match Thread - Season 37 Round 13 - Ophidian Old Boys v Roys FFC at Spotswood Oval

Hello all and welcome to the thirteenth round of the thirty seventh season of the Sweet FA, I’m your host Chef Bob coming to you live from Spotswood Oval. This week we see the Ophidian Old Boys host the Roys in a match that will certainly go down in history as an example of simulated football...

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[Mobbs]

Game Day!

Get on down to Spotswood Oval to see the Roys game v ladder leaders Ophidian Old Boys.

Roys mismanagement has been busy negotiating an acceptable level of access and are on the verge of being provided with linen fold-out picnic chairs & maybe even those wrought-iron spikes with flower petal-shaped drinks holders at the top.

Official Match Thread - Season 37 Round 13 - Ophidian Old Boys v Roys FFC at Spotswood Oval

Hello all and welcome to the thirteenth round of the thirty seventh season of the Sweet FA, I’m your host Chef Bob coming to you live from Spotswood Oval. This week we see the Ophidian Old Boys host the Roys in a match that will certainly go down in history as an example of simulated football...

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[Mobbs]

To be serious though, I'm not sure what the BioLabs thing is all about. Is it some conspiracy theory thing?

Sorry dunno if I ever answered this. It's a Russian misinformation thing Don't stress!

 

[Mobbs]

Match Starts Here: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1380134/post-83335817
After-Match Stats: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1380134/post-83336620
Full Ladder: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/1376090/post-83337229

 

[Mooch]

Season 37 Round 13 Old Boys v Roys

Rd13 OOBvROY	HO	K	M	H	T	FF	FA	G	B	Dt
Phar Ace	0	6	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	27
Chezzalenko Reborn	0	4	4	1	0	0	1	0	0	23
windyhill	0	3	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	11
Aristotle Pickett	0	4	2	6	1	0	1	0	0	31
Ed_Gein	0	3	2	6	0	0	2	0	0	21
Mobbs	0	5	4	5	1	0	0	0	0	41
3KZ is Football	0	7	9	13	1	3	0	0	0	81
Pure Grunt	0	14	2	7	1	0	1	0	0	63
Roylion	0	3	1	4	0	0	1	0	0	17
Reardo	0	8	7	8	0	0	1	4	0	82
JackNah_8	0	4	3	5	0	0	2	0	0	25
fitzroybowiedog	0	5	2	9	0	2	1	2	0	50
Mooch	0	5	1	0	0	0	0	1	4	28
TheGoatBaron	0	3	1	1	2	0	1	2	1	32
tigs2010	0	4	0	0	1	1	0	3	1	36
DERRINALPHIL	9	10	0	12	0	0	0	2	0	75
SpecialBruce	0	7	0	9	7	3	0	0	0	70
royboy2	0	8	0	9	6	1	0	0	0	67
MrsEddieBetts	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
_Mike_	0	9	1	4	0	0	0	0	0	38

What a cracking game this was. Close all day, some brilliant individual performances, and more importantly ...... WE WON!

Reardo came from nowhere to snag 4 goals straight and 16 disposals. Beautfifully aided in the goal department by tigs2010 with 3.1, TheGoatBaron with 2.1 and fitzroybowiedog and DERRINALPHIL with 2.0 apiece. In a tight, low-possession game, DERRINALPHIL took 22 to go with his 9 hitouts and Pure Grunt helped himself to 21. SpecialBruce laid 7 tackles and royboy2 6.

The season so far.....

ROY	HO	K	M	H	T	FF	FA	G	B	Dt
_Mike_	40	78	14	75	18	17	7	10	6	600
3KZ is Football	0	115	60	105	17	14	18	6	2	801
Allikat	0	6	9	6	2	0	1	0	1	63
Aristotle Pickett	0	41	29	35	5	1	3	9	4	350
Chezzalenko Reborn	0	58	27	50	16	4	4	4	1	436
DERRINALPHIL	106	87	7	77	12	11	12	9	1	620
Dicky Fitzwell	0	27	8	19	5	4	1	6	9	209
Eat Fresh	0	19	12	19	2	0	3	0	0	130
Ed_Gein	0	73	62	80	14	4	18	0	0	571
fitzroybowiedog	2	84	45	80	9	7	13	16	10	659
JackNah_8	0	82	43	77	6	4	6	15	7	636
judge judy	0	48	20	34	7	7	2	3	3	322
Mobbs	0	82	48	75	15	6	9	2	0	591
Mooch	0	62	10	11	8	4	3	33	20	483
MrsEddieBetts	21	55	21	60	15	9	6	6	0	456
Phar Ace	0	95	44	79	15	7	8	4	3	645
Pure Grunt	0	134	61	120	18	7	17	7	9	904
Reardo	0	56	34	32	4	1	2	11	2	413
royboy2	0	109	0	104	64	44	11	10	7	869
Roylion	0	14	3	15	3	0	2	0	0	87
RU_	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
SpecialBruce	0	101	33	105	39	18	11	15	12	855
TheGoatBaron	0	50	21	40	11	5	6	12	8	404
tigs2010	0	75	27	66	19	13	7	7	5	553
windyhill	4	46	15	42	3	4	6	1	0	275

DERRINALPHIL hits triple digits in hitouts, teacher's pet royboy2 approaches a half-century of frees for, Reardo hits double digits for goals, and Pure Grunt leads the way with 250 disposals and 900+ dream team points.

 

[tigs2010]

We are the talk of the town!!

 

[Mooch]

Season 37 Posting Stats

ROY	Rd1	Rd2	Rd3	Rd4	Rd5	Rd6	Bye	Rd8	Rd9	Rd10	Rd11	Rd12	Rd13	Total	Avg
_Mike_	4		7	1					2				4	18	2
3KZ is Football	13	19	26	19	17	10		22	10	10	10	12	9	177	15
Aristotle Pickett	1	5	3	6	2	5		5	1	4	3	18	6	59	5
Barrels									2					2	1
Chezzalenko Reborn			14	4	4	6	2	6			1		3	38	4
DERRINALPHIL	13	4				5			10	16	17	15	20	100	9
Dicky Fitzwell	1			1	2			1	1					6	1
Eat Fresh	4	1	6	1										12	1
Ed_Gein	13	19	19	14	14	24	1	8	23	22	40	21	79	296	25
fitzroybowiedog	18	7	18	9	6	4		39	18	10	6	25	20	180	15
JackNah_8	9	1	10	3	7	10	7	8	7	3	10	2	2	72	6
judge judy	4		1	1	1	1				12				20	2
Mobbs	235	142	206	101	117	161	13	54	97	112	166	106	211	1708	143
Mooch	33	14	42	8	25	9	6	10	8			10	40	199	17
MrsEddieBetts	3				7	2	1				1	4	4	21	2
Phar Ace	52	34	45	30	29	10		4	2	8	36	16	212	478	40
Pure Grunt	11			4	1	17			15	3		8	8	67	6
Reardo		4	1		2						3			10	1
royboy2	8	7	9	5	1	8		4	5	4	4	11	12	78	7
Roylion											1			1	1
SpecialBruce	1	1	12	4	4	3		5	6	7	5	1	6	55	5
TheGoatBaron	1	6		6	5	18	3	16	47	51	83	77	129	439	37
tigs2010	159	52	54	18	33	36			6	4	7	13	42	424	36
windyhill	3	2		1	4	1		1	1		1	1	1	16	2
No. of Posters	20	16	16	19	19	18	7	14	18	14	17	16	18	20
Totals	586	318	473	236	281	330	33	183	261	266	394	340	808

This was our busiest match thread of the season - and arguably the most enjoyable. Well I enjoyed it anyway. Such fun! Anyway back on point. We had 18 posters and 808 posts - more than rounds 7-10 combined. Love your work team.
In another twist, Mobbs was overtaken in the spam stakes by Phar Ace. Not by much. Just a single post. But a win is a win. Special mentions to to TheGoatBaron and Ed_Gein who had a whale of a time.

The great win today takes us up to 4th, less than one percentage point from 3rd and one win from the top. Nosebleed stuff. Next week we're at home to dead last Bombers, so ........ so let's just make sure we don't mention that at any point in the next 7 days. I'm not superstitious, I just believe in random unrelated acts affecting other non-correlated events if you talk about them out loud.

Let's just male sure the Bombers never get off the ground.

 

[Mobbs]

4 rounds of the H&As to go folks. At this point we look to be playing finals bar a complete collapse. 1 or 2 chances? That's up in the air. We just gotta keep notching regular wins.

Thanks team for the turnout on Sunday!

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

We won! We won!

When Chezzy fists, we all win.... wait wat?

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

4 rounds of the H&As to go folks. At this point we look to be playing finals bar a complete collapse. 1 or 2 chances? That's up in the air. We just gotta keep notching regular wins.

Thanks team for the turnout on Sunday!

When we get in finals, our opponents better have lube. Because I'm ready to provide some fisting!