Game Day Round 8 - Port v Crows - Showdown 55 (Chug Jug Edition) (Go Port)

[PowerBaz]

Speaking of Chadbro, anyone know why he's now sitting on the bench?

Yeah did see that and haven't thought about it, perhaps Ken doesn't like the headset?

 

[tribey]

This is the first standalone showdown on free to air Australia wide. Absolutely no excuse for Port not to show up tonight. Whether they will though is another question altogether...

Absolutely ridiculous that it’s taken nearly 30 years.

If it’s not the AFL’s most reliable premium product, it’s a close second.

Had the league and its media partners promoted and pedestaled it as such over the decades, it would be a nationally-beloved event on par with the Collingwood-Essendon.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Speaking of Chadbro, anyone know why he's now sitting on the bench?

Bench Pressing
Obviously

 

[simba_]

isn't the divide well known, kenny and his mates with zero footballing nous sit on the bench and the guys with half a brain sit upstairs doing all the "geek stuff" as the chadbros put it

 

[Doctor Feel]

Bench Pressing
Obviously

Would be such a move to assert dominance that players come off and are just doing bicep curls, bench press and leg press on the bench while they wait to go back on.

 

[Visenfest]

Think this will go similar to the Showdowns last year.

The fences for my house are being finished today, so at least I’ll be able to put my new TV up in the living room to watch it.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Think this will go similar to the Showdowns last year.

The fences for my house are being finished today, so at least I’ll be able to put my new TV up in the living room to watch it.

Unusual cause and effect

 

[Visenfest]

Unusual cause and effect

House was accessible at the back without fences, so didn’t want people looking in and seeing expensive stuff.

 

[Doctor Feel]

House was accessible at the back without fences, so didn’t want people looking in and seeing expensive stuff.

It's ok the showdown will put them off

 

[PAFC66]

We should own the midfield.

We can probably read the ball off Sauce as well as Sweet.

Mitch wins Showdown Medal with 5 goals.

We haven't owned the midfield the last 2 times we played them. We've been smashed.

 

[PAFC66]

Have they given any reasoning at all as to why Finlayson isn't coming straight back in?

 

[Rash]

Have they given any reasoning at all as to why Finlayson isn't coming straight back in?

because the crows fans will boo him to much

 

[ibd77]

Have they given any reasoning at all as to why Finlayson isn't coming straight back in?

Foot in mouth disease?

 

[tribey]

We haven't owned the midfield the last 2 times we played them. We've been smashed.

“What should we be on the lookout for, Ken?”

— “Work harder”

“Yeah, but like, any special instructions regarding O’Brien, Sloane, Dawson, maybe Rankine?”

— “For longer”

 

[afl2004]

Prediction:

 

[Interstater]

If PAFC ran out in the prison bars tonight and showed the finger to Edric McFluffles, we would win by 10+ goals.

We will lose by 13 points in the lilywhites.

 

[PowerBaz]

Have they given any reasoning at all as to why Finlayson isn't coming straight back in?

Probably to fit Jed into the team sheet.

 

[PowerBaz]

It's ok the showdown will put them off

and the close up of Ken. I mean should be Trademarked for some kind of security device.

 

[ahneadearut]

go port

 

[Doctor Feel]

FOOTBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[ElectricG]

We're gonna win. We're gonna hecking win big time. Smash those campaigner. 2-6 sounds good. That'll be their season done.

 

[240volt]

Some stupid old campaigner on the train rn is blasting “Country Road” or whatever that shitty John Denver song is called.

Ever heard of headphones, campaignery?

Death to every dumb campaigner using their mobile phone as a boombox.

Obnoxious campaigners on speaker phone can gagf, too.

F@%ken campaigners…

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

 

[ibd77]

We're gonna win. We're gonna *ing win big time. Smash those campaigner. 2-6 sounds good. That'll be their season done.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I've watched this movie so many times, I absolutely adore it. I know it word for word.

My absolute favourite part is when Ken yells "IT'S KENINLY TIME" then proceeds to LOSE.

 

[RossFC]

All 3 emergencies of Finlayson, Evans and Visentini are playing SANFL.