Roast Can we please get a decent banner writer at the club

[Poseidon]

your shitful playing
makes us ROFL
time to relegate you clowns
back to the WAFL

 

[blues4flag]

Heed our words, Dockers
Know that they ring true
We'll cover your purple anchors
in a sea of Navy Blue


Judd travels back out west
To conquer his former foes
Beware his People's Elbow
Lest Pavlich lose his nose

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

How much space do you guys think is on the banner?

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

We're in Blue Heaven
It's the finals we smell
We're about to send your chances
Down into Purple Hell

 

[Erko Blue]

Those Anchors You Wear
Will Weigh You Down
When The Electric Blues
Come Into Town

Not bad, little too much Icehouse for my liking

 

[Claypigeon]

My simple banner I entered for that comp obviously wasn't good enough. .. Maybe I should have come up with a rhyme, not very poetic though. .. Nice banner (except the 'via facebook' part). .. Congrats to Arthur Spirason for supplying it. ..

Mine was:

Dees in the corner
Lets come out fighting
- No Passengers

 

[Poseidon]

your shitful playing
makes us ROFL
time to relegate you clowns
back to the WAFL

Underrated post.

 

[Just Kreuzing]

Underrated post.

Modest... and underrated!

 

[Claypigeon]

For the Freo game. ..

Put your Kryptonite on
It is time to strike!
Light it up for us Carlton
Freo, get on your bike!



References to Superman Wharfy statement and the fact we are wearing the light blue this week. ..

 

[Jabba73]

Their song is so bad,
it makes you heave.
Lets kill off their season,
and leave them to grieve.

 

[goblues09]

one for round 22

All of this year
We've sat in the 4
Tonight the double chance
Is Carltons no more!!!

 

[Claypigeon]

one for round 22

All of this year
We've sat in the 4
Tonight the double chance
Is Carltons no more!!!

Even when we beat you, we may still miss out. .. you realise we are currently 5th on MR and have been for several weeks. .. See you next game mate. ..

 

[eddie betts]

Heed our words, Dockers
Know that they ring true
We'll cover your purple anchors
in a sea of Navy Blue


Send that in.

 

[goblues09]

Even when we beat you, we may still miss out. .. you realise we are currently 5th on MR and have been for several weeks. .. See you next game mate. ..

cant wait - glad i got tickets early cos this is looking like being the hottest ticket of the year!!! gonna be an absolute belter!!!

even though its at etihad depriving some 35,000 fans of attending if it was at the G - at least the dry track will give us the real spectacle of Judd, Franklin, Betts, Rioli etc in full swing!!

 

[Beloved]

cant wait - glad i got tickets early cos this is looking like being the hottest ticket of the year!!! gonna be an absolute belter!!!

even though its at etihad depriving some 35,000 fans of attending if it was at the G - at least the dry track will give us the real spectacle of Judd, Franklin, Betts, Rioli etc in full swing!!

But it's Etihad.

End of story.

 

[DamoESP]

Underrated post.

I'll pay it

 

[goblues09]

But it's Etihad.

End of story.

hence my point that it will be better to watch the guns from both sides under the roof than out in the possible wet n windy MCG (even if it does mean its in front of 50,000 instead of the 85,000 theyd get to the MCG)

 

[Just Kreuzing]

one for round 22

All of this year
We've sat in the 4
Tonight the double chance
Is Carltons no more!!!

Your on the wrong board
Why dont you f--k off
Before you become as unpopular
as your president Jeff Kennett... the big toff!!

 

[reg_lower91]

Would prefer something with a bit more character to it:
Is football playing
Along the river shore,
With lads to chase the leather,
Now I stand up no more?

Ay, the ball is flying,
The lads play heart and soul;
The goal stands up and Hendo
Stands up to keep the goal.

 

[goblues09]

we might have more teeth
than our black and white foes
but unfortunately our IQ's
can be counted on our toes!!!!

 

[Poseidon]

Are these Hawks supporters lost? Or is it just pre-emptive fear?

 

[Claypigeon]

Too AC/DC Reg.

Loved your Queen rift BTW but as for AC/DC may I suggest. ..

CFC, oi, oi, oi
CFC, oi, oi, oi
CFC, oi, oi, oi
CFC, oi, oi, oi

CFC oi, Juddy's dynamite
CFC oi, Murph'll win the fight
CFC oi, Navy's finals abode
CFC. ..
Watch Robbo unload!

 

[Beloved]

hence my point that it will be better to watch the guns from both sides under the roof than out in the possible wet n windy MCG (even if it does mean its in front of 50,000 instead of the 85,000 theyd get to the MCG)

Wow. Swing and a miss.

Carlton are not as good at Etihad; that is my point. You need to go.

 

[SchumiUCD]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pansies are purple

 

[serenityNow]

If we get the MCG as our first HOME final..


AFTER 10 LONG YEARS...
FINALLY THE BLUES HAVE COME
BACK TO THE MCG IN SEPTEMBER


Bit of WWE continuing there.....