Werewolf World War Werewolf

[jmoo wan]

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[jmoo wan]

That’s what I say in real life but I type “whatever shithead” in the thread

I like how shit is banned but shithead, shitface, shitknuckle and shitforbrains are all okay

 

[DemurePrincess]

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[Footypie32]

The war was close to over. The allied push had all but crippled the Axis of Evil.

The allied soldiers entered Berlin and started going from building to building, trying to find the last of the Nazi high command.

They burst into the Reichstag building to find Herman Goering alone, smoking a cigar.

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As they moved to grab him, they heard a loud crunch come from his jaw.

White foam spilled from his mouth and he fell to the floor.

The Nazis had been defeated.

jmoo wan (Herman Goering) - lynched


Cadsky

 

[Footypie32]

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Sound like an effeminate German fellow to me.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Nice one village!

Natzi gone bye byes!

 

[dank420_]

I did Nazi that coming

 

[DemurePrincess]

Sound like an effeminate German fellow to me.

I had that loud, in a restaurant

 

[jmoo wan]

Sound like an effeminate German fellow to me.

makes sense when you consider that:

Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.

 

[Footypie32]

I had that loud, in a restaurant

Let this be a lesson to you. Never open a message from jmoo wan in public.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Let this be a lesson to you. Never open a message from jmoo wan in public.

I didn’t even know you could do that lol

 

[Nothing]

I'll try to catch up tonight but until then the IJA suck and are going to die.

 

[Nothing]

I think your plans works best MM can't win until we are 2 left so leaving him until then makes sense.

Does the Ernst role actually have night immunity to allies? Are we a 'faction'? I always thought of evil as faction but not 'village'.

So DP, KT or Wiz. Good luck I think it's Wiz.

 

[Nothing]

Also, die imperialist scum if you had any balls you'd kill me tonight but you won't even do that.

 

[Nothing]

Also, IJA you don't want me to get a cheap win doing very little this game. Best you keep me off the werewolf rankings, I don't deserve it.

 

[ZergMinion]

I think your plans works best MM can't win until we are 2 left so leaving him until then makes sense.

Does the Ernst role actually have night immunity to allies? Are we a 'faction'? I always thought of evil as faction but not 'village'.

So DP, KT or Wiz. Good luck I think it's Wiz.

We do count as a faction for this purpose.

I'm about 60/40 on DP vs wiz. Circumstantial evidence points at DP so that's where we're trying first. Solid chance we'll owe DP an apology in the morning.

 

[Nothing]

We do count as a faction for this purpose.

I'm about 60/40 on DP vs wiz. Circumstantial evidence points at DP so that's where we're trying first. Solid chance we'll owe DP an apology in the morning.

At one stage Wiz was keen for evil to hit him and not the Vig. Rereading the roles I think I jumbled some of the radio operator into the Ernst role.

 

[ZergMinion]

At one stage Wiz was keen for evil to hit him and not the Vig. Rereading the roles I think I jumbled some of the radio operator into the Ernst role.

I won't exactly be shocked if it's wiz.

 

[Nothing]

Of course it could all go **** up with a modkill.

 

[ZergMinion]

Of course it could all go **** up with a modkill.

Situation normal then

 

[Cadsky]

DEADLINE

 

[Cadsky]

Emperor Hirohito was staring at the map sprawled out on the desk.

How had he lost so men men and so much territory, he thought to himself.

He unsheathed his blade and knelt to the floor.

His handmaiden rushed to his side and pushed the blade away.

"No" she demanded. "This is not the way. Your people need you".

The Emperor was taken aback. No one had even spoken to him like that before.

He knew she was right.

He used the sword to get to his feet and summoned his military advisor.

"Send out the kamikaze pilots" he ordered.

"Take no one alive" he continued.

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thewizardmelon was feeling fantastic. The great war was nearly over, and he had survived and was heading home to see his family once more.

The ship he was sailing on would take a few weeks to reach Australia, so he saw no reason not to kick back and enjoy a cold beer.

He leaned back to take a sip, when he noticed a fighter plane slightly obscured by the glare of the sun.

This was not how it was supposed to go.

He took one last sip and closed his eyes.

thewizardmelon (Soldier) - killed by the Japanese Imperial Army​

 

[Chipmunk]

DemurePrincess

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[dank420_]

Interesting choice of kill

What I mean by that is it’s a very bad one

 

[DemurePrincess]

woah woah woah!
You should of killed yourself when you had the chance

MarcMaverick Footypie32 Cadsky