Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors | Season 37 Team Thread | Twenty Seasons Of Coney Qootball

[Tonga Bob]

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

OK Wazzas we have a milestone this week, as Purple7x08_24 plays game number 50 in the persimmon of Coney Island. Contester of songs, teller of stories, generator of images and pretty handy off a half back flank, Purps truly spans the genres. Here's his qooty career so far:

Games: 49*
Hitouts: Nil
Kicks: 309
Handballs: 263
Disposals: 572
Marks: 179
Tackles: 30
Frees For: 17
Frees Against: 30
Goals: 33
Behinds: 20
Dream Team Points: 2255
Frankston Rover Medal Votes: 11
Mobbs Medal Votes: 3

Debut: Coney Island Warriors - Season 34, Round 2
Highest HitOuts: 0 - x49 occasions
Highest Kicks: 16 - Season 35, Round 09 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. Baghdad Bombers
Highest Marks: 11 - Season 37, Round 08 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. West Coast Wonders
Highest Handballs: 15 - Season 35, Round 15 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. Roys FFC
Highest Tackles: 4 - Season 35, Round 13 - Sin City Swamprats vs. (Coney Island Warriors)
Highest Disposals: 25 - Season 37, Round 08 - (Coney Island Warriors) vs. West Coast Wonders
20+ Disposals: x6 occasions
Highest DreamTeam Points: 122 - Season 35, Round 05 - Roys FFC vs. (Coney Island Warriors)
100+ DreamTeam Points: x1 occasions
Highest Goals: 9 - Season 35, Round 05 - Roys FFC vs. (Coney Island Warriors)
5+ Goals: x2 occasions

Mazel tov on making it to your first milestone mate, here's to many more to come. Get around him Wazzas!
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[The Filth Wizard]

Congrats Purps.

 

[Dinsdale]

Excellent effort Purple7x08_24 congrats.

 

[spudmaster]

Congrats on notching up your half-ton Purple7x08_24. Looking forward to celebrating a win in your milestone match this Sunday Friday3.

 

[Purple7x08_24]

Friday? I'm lost on that one.

Now that I'm 50 games I can be harshly rated by SEN.

 

[Raveneyes]

Well done Purple. Grats!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Twelve - At Home vs the Hawks

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Hey Wazzas, another week over and another round of qooty to review.

We were still at home after the muddy horrors of round 11, hoping for better weather and the rub of the green from our favourite virtual tamagotchi. Our hosts in round 12 were the recently unbranded East Side Hawks, who have done a sterling job of both reclaiming their identity and refreshing their list. This made for a pretty enjoyable week, but then again Tarks is an enjoyable fella. We even dusted off a few of our old codgers in Frankston Rover Lord_Flashheart and Smoooothy to give them a run.

And then before your knew it, game day crept up on us AND it was back at the traditional time slot so things were looking up. When the aforementioned tamagotchi broke the fourth wall and decided to simhouse in real life, it must have returned with its blood lust sated because we got what we hoped for in better weather and the rub of the green. I know that we traditionally do alright against the East Siders, but this game was the first one in a long time where we won all four quarter - leading by a point at quarter time, 19 points at half time, 27 points at three quarter time and saluting at the final fat lady warble to the tune of 53 points. Plus it was a mileston game with Purple7x08_24 bringing up his 50th game. This was our biggest win in over a season and was reminiscent of the highlighted round in Coney Island History (yes the winning margin was less than half of the 125 points of season 30 but it was still pretty bloody good).

The result, coupled with losses to the Furies & Bombers, saw us climb of the bottom of the ladder and into a more comforting 11th position.

Round Twelve Ladder​

                         P  W  L  D  Pen   For   Ast     %     Pts Streak
Ophidian Old Boys       11  8  3  -   -   1256  1068  117.60%   32   1W
Sin City Swamprats      11  7  4  -   -   1281  1156  110.81%   28   1L
West Coast Wonders      11  6  5  -   -   1335  1250  106.80%   24   2L
Gumbies FFC             11  6  5  -   -   1199  1146  104.62%   24   2W
Gold City Royals        11  6  5  -   -   1235  1194  103.43%   24   2W
Roys FFC                11  6  5  -   -   1157  1133  102.12%   24   1L
East Side Hawks         11  6  5  -   -   1191  1217   97.86%   24   1L
Mount Buller Demons     12  6  6  -   -   1297  1458   88.96%   24   1W
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dragons FFC             11  5  6  -   -   1261  1340   94.10%   20   1W
Las Vegas Bears         11  4  7  -   -   1145  1099  104.19%   16   1L
Coney Island Warriors   11  4  7  -   -   1035  1125   92.00%   16   1W
Fighting Furies         11  5  6  -   8   1185  1264   93.75%   12   1L
Baghdad Bombers         11  3  8  -   -   1087  1214   89.54%   12   1W

CIW SENIORS Vs ESH SENIORS
CIW               3    2        10   5        15   8        20   12   132    
ESH               3    1        7    4        11   5        12   7    79     
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ESH         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
FootyGuy13  0  8  2  9  1  3  4  0  0   43  MP_          0  10 0  6  7  2  3  0  1   64
Frankston   0  5  5  3  0  0  0  0  0   36  The Blue W   0  9  5  4  0  0  1  0  0   47
Smoooothy   0  2  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    6  The Majest   0  6  2  9  1  0  1  0  0   43
Freofalcon  0  5  4  9  1  0  0  0  0   49  por_please   0  6  7  18 0  0  0  0  0   75
Dinsdale    0  6  3  5  1  0  0  0  0   41  larrikin     0  11 8  10 3  1  1  0  0   87
Purple7x08  0  3  7  7  0  1  0  0  0   45  Callums_Gu   0  7  2  7  0  0  0  0  2   43
TheInjuryF  0  9  2  8  1  1  3  0  1   46  Loonerty     0  9  7  13 1  3  3  0  0   72
Piggy Smal  0  13 6  12 1  0  4  2  0   85  Giant Stri   0  5  1  4  0  0  1  0  0   23
Tonga Bob   7  6  2  6  2  3  2  1  0   54  Zoops        0  14 3  13 2  1  0  0  0   86
spudmaster  0  12 3  7  0  0  1  2  2   70  Itsmyshow    0  8  6  7  3  1  1  2  0   78
Lord_Flash  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    3  boncer34     0  7  6  8  0  0  0  1  1   62
Reginald P  0  8  6  13 4  1  0  3  0  103  vanders      0  1  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   14
zackah      0  1  2  1  0  0  0  1  0   17  Shermy       0  2  1  1  0  0  0  2  0   23
The Filth   0  7  0  0  2  0  0  4  3   56  Tarkyn_24    0  7  0  0  0  0  0  5  2   53
Mofra       0  2  0  1  0  0  0  1  1   15  TY24         0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
TubbsFarqu  7  9  0  3  2  0  0  1  1   55  akkaps       7  7  0  5  5  0  1  0  0   55
pantskyle   0  13 0  14 8  3  0  3  2  122  Rankine2Ra   0  15 0  12 4  4  0  0  1   90
Ocha905     0  10 0  8  3  3  0  2  1   74  jackenny     0  4  0  3  1  0  0  0  0   22
toxic       0  3  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   19  Strigoi      10 3  1  12 1  0  1  1  0   53
Raveneyes   0  5  10 3  0  0  0  0  1   52  Biggie       0  8  4  15 1  2  2  1  0   72

pantskyle is in a rich vein of form, pulling out his third 100+DT point performance in the past five rounds thanks to 27 disposals, 8 tackles and 3 goals. Reginald Perrin (21 disposals/6 marks/4 tackles/3 goals) was the other to crack the ton, his first since round 2 last season. Others to do well include Piggy Smalls (25 disposals/6 marks/2 goals), Ocha905 (18 disposals/3 tackles/2 goals), spudmaster (19 disposals/2 goals) & The Filth Wizard (4 goals). Probably the first time in ages where we've had 10 individual goal scorers too!

Round Thirteen - Away vs the Dragons


Last time we met: Round 12, Season 36

Coney Island Warriors 13.8 (86) were defeated by Dragons FFC 15.9 (99) at Van Cortlandt Park​

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

Thanks for those who have sent in Frankie votes so far, keep them coming!!!

Round 12 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) pantskyle
4 votes) Reginald Perrin
3 votes) Piggy Smalls
2 votes) Ocha905
1 vote) spudmaster




The round was too nice imo, but if you remember something then please put it forward.

 

[Dinsdale]

Round 20 Redemption Round #TheFrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. Tonga Bob
4. Dinsdale
3. spudmaster
2. Ocha905
1. TheInjuryFactory

 

[Raveneyes]

I took 10 marks, and had 8 disposals.

 

[Stokey]

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Round Twelve - At Home vs the Hawks

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Hey Wazzas, another week over and another round of qooty to review.

We were still at home after the muddy horrors of round 11, hoping for better weather and the rub of the green from our favourite virtual tamagotchi. Our hosts in round 12 were the recently unbranded East Side Hawks, who have done a sterling job of both reclaiming their identity and refreshing their list. This made for a pretty enjoyable week, but then again Tarks is an enjoyable fella. We even dusted off a few of our old codgers in Frankston Rover Lord_Flashheart and Smoooothy to give them a run.

And then before your knew it, game day crept up on us AND it was back at the traditional time slot so things were looking up. When the aforementioned tamagotchi broke the fourth wall and decided to simhouse in real life, it must have returned with its blood lust sated because we got what we hoped for in better weather and the rub of the green. I know that we traditionally do alright against the East Siders, but this game was the first one in a long time where we won all four quarter - leading by a point at quarter time, 19 points at half time, 27 points at three quarter time and saluting at the final fat lady warble to the tune of 53 points. Plus it was a mileston game with Purple7x08_24 bringing up his 50th game. This was our biggest win in over a season and was reminiscent of the highlighted round in Coney Island History (yes the winning margin was less than half of the 125 points of season 30 but it was still pretty bloody good).

The result, coupled with losses to the Furies & Bombers, saw us climb of the bottom of the ladder and into a more comforting 11th position.

Round Twelve Ladder​

                         P  W  L  D  Pen   For   Ast     %     Pts Streak
Ophidian Old Boys       11  8  3  -   -   1256  1068  117.60%   32   1W
Sin City Swamprats      11  7  4  -   -   1281  1156  110.81%   28   1L
West Coast Wonders      11  6  5  -   -   1335  1250  106.80%   24   2L
Gumbies FFC             11  6  5  -   -   1199  1146  104.62%   24   2W
Gold City Royals        11  6  5  -   -   1235  1194  103.43%   24   2W
Roys FFC                11  6  5  -   -   1157  1133  102.12%   24   1L
East Side Hawks         11  6  5  -   -   1191  1217   97.86%   24   1L
Mount Buller Demons     12  6  6  -   -   1297  1458   88.96%   24   1W
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dragons FFC             11  5  6  -   -   1261  1340   94.10%   20   1W
Las Vegas Bears         11  4  7  -   -   1145  1099  104.19%   16   1L
Coney Island Warriors   11  4  7  -   -   1035  1125   92.00%   16   1W
Fighting Furies         11  5  6  -   8   1185  1264   93.75%   12   1L
Baghdad Bombers         11  3  8  -   -   1087  1214   89.54%   12   1W

View attachment 1966995

CIW SENIORS Vs ESH SENIORS
CIW               3    2        10   5        15   8        20   12   132    
ESH               3    1        7    4        11   5        12   7    79     
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ESH         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
FootyGuy13  0  8  2  9  1  3  4  0  0   43  MP_          0  10 0  6  7  2  3  0  1   64
Frankston   0  5  5  3  0  0  0  0  0   36  The Blue W   0  9  5  4  0  0  1  0  0   47
Smoooothy   0  2  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    6  The Majest   0  6  2  9  1  0  1  0  0   43
Freofalcon  0  5  4  9  1  0  0  0  0   49  por_please   0  6  7  18 0  0  0  0  0   75
Dinsdale    0  6  3  5  1  0  0  0  0   41  larrikin     0  11 8  10 3  1  1  0  0   87
Purple7x08  0  3  7  7  0  1  0  0  0   45  Callums_Gu   0  7  2  7  0  0  0  0  2   43
TheInjuryF  0  9  2  8  1  1  3  0  1   46  Loonerty     0  9  7  13 1  3  3  0  0   72
Piggy Smal  0  13 6  12 1  0  4  2  0   85  Giant Stri   0  5  1  4  0  0  1  0  0   23
Tonga Bob   7  6  2  6  2  3  2  1  0   54  Zoops        0  14 3  13 2  1  0  0  0   86
spudmaster  0  12 3  7  0  0  1  2  2   70  Itsmyshow    0  8  6  7  3  1  1  2  0   78
Lord_Flash  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    3  boncer34     0  7  6  8  0  0  0  1  1   62
Reginald P  0  8  6  13 4  1  0  3  0  103  vanders      0  1  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   14
zackah      0  1  2  1  0  0  0  1  0   17  Shermy       0  2  1  1  0  0  0  2  0   23
The Filth   0  7  0  0  2  0  0  4  3   56  Tarkyn_24    0  7  0  0  0  0  0  5  2   53
Mofra       0  2  0  1  0  0  0  1  1   15  TY24         0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
TubbsFarqu  7  9  0  3  2  0  0  1  1   55  akkaps       7  7  0  5  5  0  1  0  0   55
pantskyle   0  13 0  14 8  3  0  3  2  122  Rankine2Ra   0  15 0  12 4  4  0  0  1   90
Ocha905     0  10 0  8  3  3  0  2  1   74  jackenny     0  4  0  3  1  0  0  0  0   22
toxic       0  3  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   19  Strigoi      10 3  1  12 1  0  1  1  0   53
Raveneyes   0  5  10 3  0  0  0  0  1   52  Biggie       0  8  4  15 1  2  2  1  0   72

pantskyle is in a rich vein of form, pulling out his third 100+DT point performance in the past five rounds thanks to 27 disposals, 8 tackles and 3 goals. Reginald Perrin (21 disposals/6 marks/4 tackles/3 goals) was the other to crack the ton, his first since round 2 last season. Others to do well include Piggy Smalls (25 disposals/6 marks/2 goals), Ocha905 (18 disposals/3 tackles/2 goals), spudmaster (19 disposals/2 goals) & The Filth Wizard (4 goals). Probably the first time in ages where we've had 10 individual goal scorers too!

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Round Thirteen - Away vs the Dragons


Last time we met: Round 12, Season 37

Coney Island Warriors 13.8 (86) were defeated by Dragons FFC 15.9 (99) at Van Cortlandt Park​

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Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

Thanks for those who have sent in Frankie votes so far, keep them coming!!!

Round 12 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) pantskyle
4 votes) Reginald Perrin
3 votes) Piggy Smalls
2 votes) Ocha905
1 vote) spudmaster


View attachment 1966998

The round was too nice imo, but if you remember something then please put it forward.

Just an FYI but I had 40&6 in the 2s on the weekend.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Just an FYI but I had 40&6 in the 2s on the weekend.

Let’s see you back it up on the training track this week.

 

[Mesc]

5. Dinsdale
4. spudmaster
3. Piggy Smalls
2. Tonga Bob
1. TheInjuryFactory


Freo Negative - 1334455777

 

[Stokey]

Let’s see you back it up on the training track this week.

Piece of cake.

 

[Stokey]

I wasn't asking you to agree Tonga Bob . I was asking if you wanted a piece of cake.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I wasn't asking you to agree Tonga Bob . I was asking if you wanted a piece of cake.

I agree to wanting cake.

 

[pantskyle]

Round 12 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) pantskyle
4 votes) Reginald Perrin
3 votes) Piggy Smalls
2 votes) Ocha905
1 vote) spudmaster

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round 20 Redemption Round #TheFrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. Tonga Bob
4. Dinsdale
3. spudmaster
2. Ocha905
1. TheInjuryFactory

This would be round 12 right?

 

[Dinsdale]

I agree to wanting cake.

What sort of cake?

 

[Dinsdale]

This would be round 12 right?

Correct, I'm allergic to the number 20. See I can't even type twelf

 

[Tonga Bob]

What sort of cake?

Urinal.

 

[Stokey]

Urinal.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Thirteen - Away vs the Dragons

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Another week, another review. Let's get to it Wazzas.

Round thirteen was our biannual loss to the Dragons. They had some sort of love affair with TheInjuryFactory, Dinsdale got attacked by wasps again, the spirit of Dav appeared, FootyGuy13 probably drank some weird milk, the foopy was both discussed and dismissed and I fell in love with Blacula.

So yeah the game. We last defeated the Dragons eight seasons ago, and twice in total since the end of season 23. If that's not the height of simhousery then I don't know what is. But like a moran I think "this is gonna be the season that we beat them" and am left sitting on the kerb crying every damn time. They kicked a goal within a minute and never surrendered the lead from there, and even though it was close-ish for the first quarter the lead blew out to 68 points at three quarter time. The sim graced us with winning the final quarter by 11 point but that was really nothing more than a "f*ck you Warriors" as the final margin was 57 points, our biggest defeat of the season and one that sees us edging the bottom spot on the ladder with four games remaining.

Round Thirteen Ladder​

                         P  W  L  D  Pen   For   Ast     %     Pts Streak
Ophidian Old Boys       12  8  4  -   -   1325  1158  114.42%   32   1L
Sin City Swamprats      12  7  4  1   -   1361  1236  110.11%   28   1D
Gold City Royals        12  7  5  -   -   1348  1288  104.66%   28   3W
Roys FFC                12  7  5  -   -   1247  1202  103.74%   28   1W
Gumbies FFC             12  6  5  1   -   1279  1226  104.32%   26   1D
West Coast Wonders      12  6  6  -   -   1435  1356  105.83%   24   3L
Dragons FFC             12  6  6  -   -   1413  1435   98.47%   24   2W
East Side Hawks         12  6  6  -   -   1293  1343   96.28%   24   2L
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Mount Buller Demons     12  6  6  -   -   1297  1458   88.96%   24   1W
Las Vegas Bears         12  5  7  -   -   1251  1199  104.34%   20   1W
Fighting Furies         12  6  6  -   8   1311  1366   95.97%   16   1W
Coney Island Warriors   12  4  8  -   -   1130  1277   88.49%   16   1L
Baghdad Bombers         12  3  9  -   -   1181  1327   89.00%   12   1L

DRA SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
DRA               6    2        12   6        17   11       23   14   152     
CIW               4    5        5    8        6    9        14   11   95      
DRA        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Drizzy      0  9  3  9  3  1  1  1  1   71  toxic        0  0  1  3  0  1  0  0  0   10
T2B_        0  4  3  7  0  0  0  0  0   35  Stokey       0  7  5  7  0  0  0  0  0   50
BringBackT  0  4  1  3  0  0  0  0  0   21  spudmaster   0  2  1  4  0  1  0  0  0   18
Greenery    0  6  2  3  3  1  0  1  0   49  Freofalcon   0  6  5  11 1  2  2  0  0   55
serial_thr  0  5  5  3  0  0  1  0  0   33  Dinsdale     0  2  2  10 0  1  3  0  0   24
DragoDelph  0  11 7  6  0  0  1  0  0   63  Purple7x08   0  11 7  9  0  0  3  0  0   63
Phenomenal  0  12 4  10 2  0  1  1  1   80  TheInjuryF   0  10 2  6  2  0  2  1  1   57
Ljp86       0  5  4  4  0  0  1  1  0   38  Piggy Smal   0  9  6  13 0  1  0  1  0   78
Purple Jes  0  8  5  11 0  0  0  1  0   67  FootyGuy13   0  8  5  12 0  1  0  0  1   65
big_icky    0  10 2  5  2  1  0  2  2   69  Raveneyes    0  3  5  6  1  1  0  0  0   41
Blaze Stor  0  2  2  5  2  0  1  0  0   27  Tonga Bob    12 10 0  10 2  0  1  0  0   67
Hatchy1992  0  9  4  10 0  1  2  3  0   72  Reginald P   0  11 3  1  0  1  0  2  2   59
Supersuns   0  3  2  2  0  1  1  1  2   25  zackah       0  2  2  0  0  0  0  2  0   24
Bonz        0  7  0  0  2  0  0  5  2   61  The Filth    0  5  0  0  1  0  0  2  3   34
Bradesmaen  0  5  1  0  0  0  2  4  1   37  Mofra        0  4  1  0  0  0  0  2  2   29
Pie 4 Life  13 10 0  10 5  3  1  1  1   90  TubbsFarqu   9  6  1  8  0  0  1  3  0   61
pK75        0  15 0  5  2  3  0  1  1   73  pantskyle    0  7  0  16 5  2  2  1  1   76
Ligma       0  12 0  12 5  4  0  0  3   87  Ocha905      0  14 0  14 4  1  1  0  1   85
freo84      0  4  0  5  1  2  1  1  0   31  Mesc         0  2  0  0  0  0  1  0  0    3
Chief       0  6  1  1  0  0  0  0  0   23  Paracleet    0  0  0  2  0  1  1  0  0    2

Ocha905 was best on for us with a 28 disposal/4 tackle effort. Piggy Smalls (22 disposals/6 marks 1 goal), pantskyle (24 disposals/5 tackles/1 goal), FootyGuy13 (20 disposals/5 marks) & Purple7x08_24 (20 disposals/7 marks) also got plenty of the ball while TubbsFarquhar (3 goals) Reginald Perrin The Filth Wizard zackah & Mofra (2 goals each) were the multiple goal kickers. And I got my customary pulling off.

Round Fourteen - At Home vs the Furies


Last time we met: Round 7, Season 37

Fighting Furies 18.12 (120) defeated Coney Island Warriors 13.12 (90) at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome​

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory TubbsFarquhar toxic Volbeat zackah ​

Your votes please Wazzas

Round 13 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Ocha905
4 votes) Piggy Smalls
3 votes) pantskyle
2 votes) Bob, T.
1 vote) TubbsFarquhar



F*ck it, me for calling their qooty scran an incinerated pile of dogsh*t.

 

[pantskyle]

Round 13 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Ocha905
4 votes) Piggy Smalls
3 votes) pantskyle
2 votes) Bob, T.
1 vote) TubbsFarquhar

 

[Tonga Bob]

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Hey Wazzas, despite the regularly scheduled simhousery that just transpired it was a history making game as Raveneyes became the first person to play 300 games for Coney Island! Here's a thing about it:

Media - Married... With Coney - Raveneys Creates History

Greetings friends. There's a game of qooty that will be kicking off soon at Van Cortlandt Park. This game is a bit special, so special that And it all has to do this this fine specimen of a man: You see, in about 30 minutes time now Raveneyes runs out to play a game of qooty in the famous...

www.bigfooty.com

Get around him lads!!

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[Tonga Bob]

Round Fourteen - At Home vs the Furies

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Let's get to it Wazzas.

Another week, another defeat.

It was a big week for Coney Island, as we celebrated the first player to reach 300 games. A big milestone in a milestone season. Our good friend Raveneyes was the one to achieve the feat, earning himself SFA Life Membership in the process. We got around him accordingly, however the sim ripped our collective heart from our chest and tied that heart to its belt, which was the style at the time.

Despite it being the quietest match thread of the season, it was still good value as the Furies are good people (yes even him). Their taste in cinema is absolute dogsh*t though, but let's not hold that against them too much. We even got a Star Wars day thing thrown in there.

Game day then happened. We got a new match commentary poster, one from the Dragons. You know, that team that we've beaten twice in our last twenty (20) meetings, so I'm sure the mega-milestone would be countered out by some good juju right?

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Sonofa-

Scores were even for the first 36 seconds of the match, and again for another couple of minutes, which lasted until 5.04 of the first quarter. We did win the third quarter by 3 points and the fourth quarter by 9 points, however we still managed to lose by 27 points. The loss leaves us two wins and percentage out of the top eight with three games remaining. Imagine if your life support needed life support. That's our finals hopes.

Round Fourteen Ladder​

                         P  W  L  D  Pen   For   Ast     %     Pts Streak
Ophidian Old Boys       12  8  4  -   -   1325  1158  114.42%   32   1L
Roys FFC                13  8  5  -   -   1385  1271  108.97%   32   2W
Gold City Royals        13  8  5  -   -   1436  1328  108.13%   32   4W
Sin City Swamprats      13  7  5  1   -   1401  1324  105.82%   30   1L
Gumbies FFC             13  7  5  1   -   1380  1320  104.55%   30   1W
West Coast Wonders      13  7  6  -   -   1553  1467  105.86%   28   1W
Mount Buller Demons     13  7  6  -   -   1422  1543   92.16%   28   2W
East Side Hawks         13  6  7  -   -   1404  1461   96.10%   24   3L
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Dragons FFC             13  6  7  -   -   1498  1560   96.03%   24   1L
Las Vegas Bears         13  5  8  -   -   1345  1300  104.34%   20   1L
Fighting Furies         13  7  6  -   8   1415  1443   98.06%   20   2W
Coney Island Warriors   13  4  9  -   -   1207  1381   87.40%   16   2L
w Baghdad Bombers       13  3 10  -   -   1250  1465   85.32%   12   3L

w - eliminated from finals contention

CIW SENIORS Vs FUR SENIORS
CIW               2    1        3    6        6    9        11   11   77      
FUR               5    1        10   3        13   3        16   8    104     
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  FUR         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Snuffaluph  0  2  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   20  Chronz       0  8  5  4  0  0  0  0  0   47
Stokey      0  3  9  6  0  0  1  0  0   45  rfctigerar   0  6  2  1  0  0  0  0  0   26
toxic       0  2  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    6  Sab22        0  3  1  5  0  0  0  0  0   22
Freofalcon  0  13 6  10 2  1  0  0  0   86  SplintWhis   0  11 3  7  2  0  1  0  0   61
Dinsdale    0  11 7  11 0  0  2  0  0   70  James Colo   0  7  5  8  1  1  0  0  0   57
Paracleet   0  11 6  6  0  0  1  0  0   60  tigland      0  9  7  12 1  2  0  0  0   78
TheInjuryF  0  8  8  15 2  0  1  2  1   96  Edmund hun   0  12 13 14 1  0  1  1  0  110
Piggy Smal  0  16 3  8  1  1  1  0  0   75  Frothies M   0  12 8  14 2  0  2  0  0   90
FootyGuy13  0  11 4  10 1  1  1  0  1   68  omgfridge    0  13 4  14 2  0  1  0  1   85
Tonga Bob   0  10 6  6  1  0  3  2  0   67  The Cryptk   0  10 6  11 1  0  0  1  2   82
spudmaster  0  7  3  9  0  0  1  1  1   52  Feraligatr   0  15 4  9  2  1  1  2  3   96
Reginald P  0  3  3  11 1  1  0  0  0   45  Pickitt      0  7  3  6  1  0  3  0  0   37
zackah      0  3  0  1  0  0  0  1  2   19  JyeDye       0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
The Filth   0  3  0  0  1  0  0  2  1   26  ShaunDugga   0  5  0  0  1  1  0  5  0   50
Mofra       0  4  2  1  0  0  0  2  2   34  Toump Ass    0  3  0  0  0  0  2  3  0   21
Raveneyes   12 12 0  8  4  2  2  0  1   77  NaturalDis   15 13 0  16 0  2  0  2  1  101
pantskyle   0  17 0  9  6  2  0  1  2  103  crazywildh   0  17 0  18 10 6  0  2  1  146
Ocha905     0  15 0  7  12 3  2  0  0  104  Shueygod     0  10 0  11 5  3  0  0  0   75
TubbsFarqu  0  2  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   13  Frederico_   0  3  3  2  0  0  0  0  0   22
Purple7x08  0  4  4  3  1  0  1  0  0   31  Grockadoc    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

Ocha905 was best in for us for the second week in a row thanks to 22 disposals & 12 tackles. pantskyle (26 disposals/4 tackles/1 goal) was not far off while TheInjuryFactory (23 disposals/8 marks/2 goals), Freofalcon (23 disposals/6 marks), Raveneyes (20 disposals/12 hitouts/4 tackles), Piggy Smalls (24 disposals/3 marks), Dinsdale (22 disposals/7 marks) and FootyGuy13 (21 disposals/4 marks) all found plenty of it. Finally TIF was joined by The Filth Wizard Mofra and oldmate in kicking 2 goals each.

Round Fifteen - Stupid Midweek Bye Thing #1


Round Sixteen - Away vs The Swamprats


Last time we met: Round 3, Season 37

Coney Island Warriors 9.16 (70) were defeated by Sin City Swamprats 13.13 (91) at Van Cortlandt Park ​

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

Please Sir, may I have some votes??

Round 14 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Raveneyes
4 votes) Ocha905
3 votes) pantskyle
2 votes) TheInjuryFactory
1 vote) Freofalcon




[shrugs shoulders forlornly]