Game Day BORING ROUND: Greater Western Naarm Fleabag Poverty Stricken Les Twentyman Whitten/Hawkins Coward Punches V Essenmadon Edge Aeroplanes Bombs & Drugs

[Ned_Isakoff]

only boring people get bored

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[Bont2Bruce]

Haha Stringer, what a shank

 

[Plugger35]

Why couldn't Stringer kick like that against us?

 

[carltonchelsea]

Jake stringer

25

Jake Stringer

Age

30

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.8

5star

D

8.5

2star

K

7.0

3star

HB

1.5

1star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

4star

G

2.5

5star

D

7.2

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

is a filthy human, barely human!

 

[Ned_Isakoff]

Friday night is comedy night, that's why Carltank used to get so many Friday night games when they were a laughing stock.

It's not quite as funny as The Benny Hill Show which they used to show on a Friday night when I was a kid but it's not far off.

Pot Black, The Two Ronnies and Dave Allen At Large for the win

 

[Dinsdale]

Why does Brad Scott look like the clean-cut younger looking Scott twin and the other twin Chris looks like an old scruffy hobo?

One is on peptides, the other is on meth

 

[zackah]

have the dogs ever won a free without diving?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

West is a tiprat, same as his dad.

 

[Mofra]

have the dogs ever won a free without diving?

The irony - 4 goals from free kicks

 

[zackah]

We are edging all over the dogs at the moment

 

[Plugger35]

It's a shootout.

Due to both teams defences being garbage.

Pot Black, The Two Ronnies and Dave Allen At Large for the win

Yeah The Two Ronnies and Dave Allen were good value back then too.

Dave Allen always had a whiskey and a cigarette going while he told his jokes, he would never get away with that these days.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

The irony - 4 goals from free kicks

Fully sick burn girlfriend

 

[Dinsdale]

It's a shootout.

Due to both teams defences being garbage.



Yeah The Two Ronnies and Dave Allen were good value back then too.

Dave Allen always had a whiskey and a cigarette going while he told his jokes, he would never get away with that these days.

That's one hell of a wee dram...probably cold tea

 

[zackah]

The irony - 4 goals from free kicks

5

 

[Mofra]

5

Beautiful. Now Dodo will think you're "close" and trade for another 179cm flanker

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Disgraceful umpiring.

 

[Plugger35]

That's one hell of a wee dram...probably cold tea

With Dave Allen it probably would have been a Long Island iced tea.

 

[zackah]

Beautiful. Now Dodo will think you're "close" and trade for another 179cm flanker

Your melt is noted

 

[Mofra]

Your melt is noted

Laughing at Essendon is not a melt, my 26th letter of the Alphabet acquaintance

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Sam Darcy's dad taught him to kick obviously

 

[the avoca drover]

Sam Darcy's dad taught him to kick obviously

Say that again.

 

[catscratchfever]

Moderator Melt Round, delicious!

 

[carltonchelsea]

It's a shootout.

Due to both teams defences being garbage.



Yeah The Two Ronnies and Dave Allen were good value back then too.

Dave Allen always had a whiskey and a cigarette going while he told his jokes, he would never get away with that these days.

Dave Allen was the original English broadcaster that was openly atheistic and mocked and ridiculed Christianity.
Bit of a hero of mine.
Why do you support Trump you ******* degenerate campaigner?

 

[catscratchfever]

Disgraceful umpiring.

You make it sound like it's sometimes not disgraceful.

 

[catscratchfever]

Dave Allen was the original English broadcaster that was openly atheistic and mocked and ridiculed Christianity.
Bit of a hero of mine.
Why do you support Trump you ******* degenerate campaigner?

Mine, too. F*cking hilarious.