Think Tank A Brief History of Straight Sets

[Footy Is The Win]

They don't give out points in Finals

Draw = GF failure

 

[Feraligatr]

In just here for the bobs and vagene

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

imagine the embarrassment if Colonwood straight set and Nicky Daicos gets pipped in the Brownlow.

What would be embarrassing about an injured player not winning the Brownlow?

Would be embarrassing if you won when you should have been suspended though…

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Save the wobbles for the GF I guess. How many GF losses are you up to now?

It’s close to the number of years it’s been since Carltank won a legit final

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

And what a shame it'd be if the Pies manage to tick both these off this year.

At last you have something to look forward to this month

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

It is almost inevitable the Pies will go out in straight sets to the Bloods next week.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It is almost inevitable the Pies will go out in straight sets to the Bloods next week.

Dude you only made finals by cheating

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Dude you only made finals by cheating

look at the scoreboard Speaders

Speaking of cheating I see Fly has selected Ginnipig as the Sub.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

look at the scoreboard

Oh, I am

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Oh, I am

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oh dear… how did the Pie Choke in the PF work for you?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

LOL 81 points, flog

That’s FOURTEEN GOALS

And you’re trying to spin it

 

[Feraligatr]

Dude you only made finals by cheating

It's not cheating, it's COLA so I am told.

 

[JoinDate]

Collingwood

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

The following flogstradumbarses have demonstrated their complete lack of footy acumen and are out of the running: Stronzo The Sultan Dinsdale the avoca drover The Wrecker MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE Pavlovs Cat Maya Sol AvantGardener Dee Train and Whatamark




Dreamons already halfway to B2B straight sets exits

 

[Occidental]

Where was the option for Back to Back Straight Sets?

……it’s coming.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It's the 4th option in the pole

 

[Occidental]

It's the 4th option in the pole

Should have been clearer.
Should have “Melbourne Back to Back”.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

HomerThompson big boy jackavoy Footy Is The Win Occidental JoinDate And_ROOS TigerSE and skam85 all still in the running

 

[The_torpedo]

Can't spell poort without poo

1 straight sets exit coming right up for them

 

[aj1992]

Hoping Melbourne get that rare back to back

 

[FireKrakouer]

Can't spell poort without poo

Whilst a b2b straight set by the shemons would be enjoyable, it would involve a Carlton victory, which no decent or ethical person would ever hope for.

I've seen enough. The never-tear-us-aparts to be torn apart, we will hear the Big Big Sound of Kenny, Koshy and Kornes having krazy melts, Poort fans to become bored and resume the futile debate about prison bar jumpers.

 

[FISTO]

It’s the true Port Adelaide tradition

 

[STPer18]

Oh no, oh Poort, this can't be happening...

 

[Big_Birdy]

Oh no, oh Poort, this can't be happening...

Would have been 12 if they got to play Freo at Optus as opposed to the mighty Eagles...

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Oh no, oh Poort, this can't be happening...

Why blame Poort when Geelol were equally responsible