Official Team Thread Roys FFC Season 33 Community Rooms: Roys Premiers !!!!

[TedDougChris]

ROYS F.F.C

Roys FFC
The Gorillas
Home Ground: The BJO
Founded: S03
Premiers (2): S04 & S25
Mobbenfuhrer Medallists (2): Broken (S05) & fitzroybowiedog (S25)


ROYS FFC OFFICIAL SQUAD LISTING: SEASON 33

3/7. _Mike_
3. Runk
4. JackNah_8
08. TedDougChris (C)
8. tigs2010 (R)
9. Roylion
10. Sterge
11. RU_
12. Freo_4eva
14. Lore
18. zackah
20. windyhill
22. Mobbs (LG)
26. Allikat
28. Elmer_Judd
30. Mooch (LG)
32. hotchilli
33. Wosh (LG)
35. fitzroybowiedog (VC)
36. Dingster (LG)
37. Zevon
44. royboy2
46. Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever
72. Beandip
85. Chezzalenko Reborn
TBA: MoscowHawk (R)



Squad Size: 26

In: Sterge (Furies), zackah (Warriors), tigs2010 (Rookie), MoscowHawk (Rookie), Elmer_Judd (Wonders)

Out: Supersuns (Fired out of a cannon, into the sun), Aristotle Pickett (same cannon, same sun), Barrels (retired - sadly), FitzroyRamone (delisted), A Bit High (delisted)


Life Members:

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[TedDougChris]

Season 32 Summary:

Played: 16
Won: 10
Lost: 6
Draw: -

Finished: 2nd. Eliminated in Preliminary Final

Club Awards:



Broken Medal: Wosh
Yippyio Medal: Mooch
Itsmyshow Award: Mobbs
royboy2 Award: Wosh
PTizzle Award: Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever
Flea29 Award: Zevon

All Sweet FA Nominations:





Season 32 Posting Statistics:

 

[TedDougChris]

Reserved for Fixtures: (now with actual fixtures)

 

[TedDougChris]

Club History

From the book of Mobbs (written a few years ago)

The Roys were formed from a social qootyball team known as the Rabbledom Of Imbibers or the R.O.I. - an anti-temperance society centred around the inner western suburbs of Sweet Municipality. In the lead-up to the formation of the new Sweet FA premier competition in town, a name change saw the Roys FFC formed, under the tutelage of veteran Gorilla Roylion . After a fair start to proceedings in Season 03, we tasted success in Season 04 with our first premiership.

Following this initial success, a long drought ensued. Like our namesake, we were even lost from the league for a couple of seasons (S09 and S10) before returning in a blaze of mediocrity in Season 11. While we couldn't put points on the board, the Roys did make waves through a majestically strong activity presence around the community. Since this return, the mighty Gorilla has been synonymous with top-shelf banter and prize-winning content.

A year ago (2 years in local time) in Season 25 the premiership cup finally came home to the Brunswick Junction Oval, under the supervision of the lovable and long-suffering enduring captain fitzroybowiedog ! This pushed us into the Top 4, the only teams with multiple flags, and closed out the era of this being noteworthy as only terrible teams have since entered this realm thereafter.

Our last two seasons have been ... well as a promotional piece it may be better if we don't speak of the last two seasons. Yet despite the low results, the Roys have continued to be a leading performer in activity, including a #1 ranking in the Activity Assessment in S27 as conducted by the league's current Administrator.

This season, the league's 28th, will be our season ... just as almost all the previous ones were going to be but ended up not being. We have a fresh list (lies), an optimistic outlook (more lies) and are an unbelievably good-looking bunch of players (truth, actually). Who could resist us? Maybe some magnets and stuff. BUT APART FROM THAT?

Over the seasons many big names have come through the Roys team. The game's founder Mobbs was an inaugural player, as was one of the greatest celebrities of the competition: Broken . The Sweet FA's most adored cranky moderator Fred was synonymous with the Roys, until it was time for him to exit both worlds, both fantasy and real. Early leader Yippyio kicked over 100 goals one season, and the irrepressible Reardo was an early EKA medal winner, followed soon after by pantskyle who has gone on to have a major impact around various clubs, and then by Willo_ who sadly has retired until we can wear him down. fitzroybowiedog continues to flounder under a barrage of underwear whenever he appears on stage. Freakie and Mooch are league level award winners, as was Blondie162 in the very early days. Itsmyshow who has a broad presence around the competition to this day, played a strong hand in the Gorillas' resurgence in Season 11.

More Information here....





The Roys have had 2 Premiership Sides in their history, which are shown below:




Our Heritage side, which was named in S30 to represent the best of the first 30 seasons in the Sweet FA, is shown below:

 

[TedDougChris]

Roys FFC Jumpers, designed by Broken

 

[TedDougChris]

Home Ground of the Mighty Roys - The Brunswick Junction Oval (BJO)



For newcomers to the BJO, please pay particular attention to locations 2 and 3 in the legend....

 

[TedDougChris]

Season 33 Introduction:

This season brought to you by the number....



Hello to all my fellow Roys,

Welcome to S33 !! First of all, welcome to all - especially the new recruits Sterge , zackah , tigs2010 , MoscowHawk , Elmer_Judd !!! We are really looking forward to playing Qooty with you and learning about and from you !!

As always, our goal here is to have fun and make sure everyone else has fun. We're not personal, we don't attack others - we don't discriminate on race, gender, sexuality or any other grounds. We want to make this a fun place for everyone. That's not to say we welcome idiots - they get quickly shown the door....

Hopefully everyone is ok - but feel free to reach out to me via PM if you are going through a rough time !!

Even more optimistically, hopefully we have a good season from the Sim and perhaps, just perhaps.....

Take care, talk soon,
TDC

 

[TedDougChris]

The Barrels Award:

The Barrels award represents the best of the best, from the opposition posting ranks. Pioneered by fitzroybowiedog and named after club great Barrels - this award is given to the best opposition poster each week, provided we remember to discuss and award it....

 

[TedDougChris]

Reserved for Games Tally

 

[TedDougChris]

The Baggy 'Rilla....



Every Roy player will be retrospectively given a Baggy 'rilla which will have their own unique number representing where their debut featured in the annals of Roys players past and present.

In the case where players debuted in the same game alphabetical order is given preference.

The Full Honours List
1- accubass
2- Broken
3- cjwalkley
4- Fat Pizza
5- FattyLumpkin
6- FitzroyRamone
7- gregtri
8- Kooka
9- @Mobbenfuhrer (Mobbs)
10- MSB ROYS
11- Paul D
12- Phil Doyle
13- Rabs
14- Roylion
15- sbagman
16- Shaz
17- shiva25
18- Slax
19- Stocka
20- Yippyio
21- adey115
22- blackers
23- fitzmantle
24- Mr Ripper
25- wayde_pete
26- blondie162
27- NoelMugavin
28- timthetoolman
29- Bobby Beecroft
30- OldLion
31- Special Bru
32- flea29
33- Fred
34- Grimreepah
35- Hollypig
36- killer
37- the big wa
38- coachholly
39- don vito of
40- Horace
41- junction oval
42- lioness
43- maroon and blue
44- scott522
45- sdmlions12
46- caveman
47- JakethePeg
48- lion29
49- MasterOfRoc / Made4September
50- Carn the Roys!
51- dannitori
52- Itsmyshow
53- Reardo
54- Roy Fitzlion
55- @Spazzallo
56- The Lions
57- Wonaeamirri33
58- royboy2
59- 3KZ is Football
60- Lionsman
61- Maroon Goon
62- sblack
63- secular bicep
64- bigbunyip14
65- Freakie
66- Kellymagic
67- PTizzle
68- tassielions
69- Cheetah
70- Dicky Fitzwell
71- Ed_Gein
72- pantskyle / MR Poopybutthole
73- Sasquatch
74- icefreak
75- royboy 29
76- fitzroybulldog / fitzroybowiedog
77- Silent Alarm
78- DREAM TEAM BUFF
79- Bosk
80- Cannon82
81- CM Sean
82- thecatwrangler
83- wmoore / Mooch
84- Grin
85- SuburbanMe
86- CM86
87- @northmelbournefc
88- Volta / Klim
89- TheBrownDog
90 - Chezzalenko Reborn
91 - Flat Chat
92 - brettman135
93 - Rendered Unsafe / RU_
94 - Loonerty
95 - freetoeknee
96 - Mighty P
97 - Rumballs
98 - Spitta2Azza
99 - Azarole
100 - Allikat
101 - Freofalcon
102 - @MEB_
103 - KingLonie
104 - A Bit High
105 - Willo_
106 - MannumPower
107 - Sozabarus
108 - Papa Juggs
109 - ChookNorris
110 - nahnah
111 - CALL ME SNAKE
112 - Barrels
113 - Stoods
114 - Matt_352
115 - mike123
116 - Wise Guy Sam
117 - xenxen
118 - I Dont Care
119 - Runk
120 - _Mike_
121 - TedDougChris
122 - Thommo333
123 - JackNah_8
124 - el Tel
125 - Beandip
126 - fumbler
127 - @GCB85
128 - George
129 - StickyMick
130 - Mego Red
131 - PurpleGreenRed
132 - windyhill
133 - BLUEALLTHRU
134 - Dingster
135 - RobR
136 - Supersuns
137 - I bleed Blue
138 - Aristotle Pickett
139 - cats2rise
140 - Freo_4eva
141 - WaywardSonSon
142 - Wosh
143 - Zevon
144 - Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever
145 - hotchilli
146 - Lore

This list will be updated as players debut across the season (provided I remember to do this.....)​

 

[TedDougChris]

Reserved for Things I've Forgotten

 

[TedDougChris]

Reserved for Other....

 

[zackah]

Reserved for melts

 

[Mobbs]

Reserved for melts

View attachment brian_cox_on_melting.mp4

 

[TedDougChris]

A few things still to be added in here, after some more data and information becomes available.....

 

[TedDougChris]

 

[Mobbs]

Are we attempting to play sixteen quarters this season?

 

[TedDougChris]

Elmer_Judd , MoscowHawk , tigs2010 and zackah - can you have a look at the OP and pick vacant jumper numbers please ???

 

[TedDougChris]

Are we attempting to play sixteen quarters this season?

(each week, as a minimum)

 

[Mobbs]

RU_ got his 11!

 

[Mobbs]

The Baggy 'Rilla....

View attachment 1318289

Every Roy player will be retrospectively given a Baggy 'rilla which will have their own unique number representing where their debut featured in the annals of Roys players past and present.

In the case where players debuted in the same game alphabetical order is given preference.

The Full Honours List
1- accubass
2- Broken
3- cjwalkley
4- Fat Pizza
5- FattyLumpkin
6- FitzroyRamone
7- gregtri
8- Kooka
9- @Mobbenfuhrer (Mobbs)
10- MSB ROYS
11- Paul D
12- Phil Doyle
13- Rabs
14- Roylion
15- sbagman
16- Shaz
17- shiva25
18- Slax
19- Stocka
20- Yippyio
21- adey115
22- blackers
23- fitzmantle
24- Mr Ripper
25- wayde_pete
26- blondie162
27- NoelMugavin
28- timthetoolman
29- Bobby Beecroft
30- OldLion
31- Special Bru
32- flea29
33- Fred
34- Grimreepah
35- Hollypig
36- killer
37- the big wa
38- coachholly
39- don vito of
40- Horace
41- junction oval
42- lioness
43- maroon and blue
44- scott522
45- sdmlions12
46- caveman
47- JakethePeg
48- lion29
49- MasterOfRoc / Made4September
50- Carn the Roys!
51- dannitori
52- Itsmyshow
53- Reardo
54- Roy Fitzlion
55- @Spazzallo
56- The Lions
57- Wonaeamirri33
58- royboy2
59- 3KZ is Football
60- Lionsman
61- Maroon Goon
62- sblack
63- secular bicep
64- bigbunyip14
65- Freakie
66- Kellymagic
67- PTizzle
68- tassielions
69- Cheetah
70- Dicky Fitzwell
71- Ed_Gein
72- pantskyle / MR Poopybutthole
73- Sasquatch
74- icefreak
75- royboy 29
76- fitzroybulldog / fitzroybowiedog
77- Silent Alarm
78- DREAM TEAM BUFF
79- Bosk
80- Cannon82
81- CM Sean
82- thecatwrangler
83- wmoore / Mooch
84- Grin
85- SuburbanMe
86- CM86
87- @northmelbournefc
88- Volta / Klim
89- TheBrownDog
90 - Chezzalenko Reborn
91 - Flat Chat
92 - brettman135
93 - Rendered Unsafe / RU_
94 - Loonerty
95 - freetoeknee
96 - Mighty P
97 - Rumballs
98 - Spitta2Azza
99 - Azarole
100 - Allikat
101 - Freofalcon
102 - @MEB_
103 - KingLonie
104 - A Bit High
105 - Willo_
106 - MannumPower
107 - Sozabarus
108 - Papa Juggs
109 - ChookNorris
110 - nahnah
111 - CALL ME SNAKE
112 - Barrels
113 - Stoods
114 - Matt_352
115 - mike123
116 - Wise Guy Sam
117 - xenxen
118 - I Dont Care
119 - Runk
120 - _Mike_
121 - TedDougChris
122 - Thommo333
123 - JackNah_8
124 - el Tel
125 - Beandip
126 - fumbler
127 - @GCB85
128 - George
129 - StickyMick
130 - Mego Red
131 - PurpleGreenRed
132 - windyhill
133 - BLUEALLTHRU
134 - Dingster
135 - RobR
136 - Supersuns
137 - I bleed Blue
138 - Aristotle Pickett
139 - cats2rise
140 - Freo_4eva
141 - WaywardSonSon
142 - Wosh
143 - Zevon
144 - Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever
145 - hotchilli
146 - Lore

This list will be updated as players debut across the season (provided I remember to do this.....)​

Baggy 'rilla holder numbers 27, 42, 46, 53 & 88 are all back this season in the Southern & Outer Football Union!

 

[zackah]

Elmer_Judd , MoscowHawk , tigs2010 and zackah - can you have a look at the OP and pick vacant jumper numbers please ???

Throw 18 my way please good sir

 

[TedDougChris]

Throw 18 my way please good sir

Done !!

 

[tigs2010]

Elmer_Judd , MoscowHawk , tigs2010 and zackah - can you have a look at the OP and pick vacant jumper numbers please ???

8. But if you won’t give it up I’ll settle for 7

 

[windyhill]

Welcome to all the new Roy Boys !