Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 29

[Doctor Feel]

A scientific pedo. Evil, but supported by peer review.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Pretty sure Papa G hasn't watched a game of footy for at least a decade.

I wish I hadn't watched a game of footy in the last decade.

 

[TazD]

This JUH speculation will all disappear if Butters requests that rumoured trade to the Bulldogs.

 

[Interstater]

Stupid football ad interfering with my cycling broadcast.

 

[tribey]

You clearly don’t play fantasy. One week in a season, like clockwork, Nic Newman scores like prime Gary Ablett.

I have (had) him in Dynasty

 

[Papa G]

Pretty sure Papa G hasn't watched a game of footy for at least a decade.

Yeah Im not really sure how 3 people found this hilarious? I looked up Nic Newman, yeah I kind of recognise him but he's very unremarkable. Been in the system 11 years and only played 134 games. 31 with Swans apparently.

 

[simba_]

Carlton players I know: Nic Newman, Curnow, Cripps, the one who has a twin at the Roos or something

 

[Doctor Feel]

Carlton players I know: Nic Newman, Curnow, Cripps, the one who has a twin at the Roos or something

Name their forward line besides Curnow and McKay.

 

[Holden Hillbilly]

The Western Bulldogs can confirm that forward Jamarra Ugle-Hagan is currently undertaking flexible training arrangements as he deals with personal issues,” the club said.

“With the endorsement of the football program, Jamarra has alternated his training between Mission Whitten Oval and away from the club. The club continues to provide its full support to Jamarra and remains in constant contact with him, his family and his management.

“With Jamarra’s health and wellbeing of paramount importance, the club requests that his privacy be respected during this period.”

 

[JimmyBC]

Name their forward line besides Curnow and McKay.

Brendon Fevola

 

[TeeKray]

Name their forward line besides Curnow and McKay.

Orazio Fantasia

 

[simba_]

Setanta O'Halipan

 

[JimmyBC]

That big guy that can't kick that went to Gold Coast.

 

[Duckimus Prime]

The Western Bulldogs can confirm that forward Jamarra Ugle-Hagan is currently undertaking flexible training arrangements as he deals with personal issues,” the club said.

“With the endorsement of the football program, Jamarra has alternated his training between Mission Whitten Oval and away from the club. The club continues to provide its full support to Jamarra and remains in constant contact with him, his family and his management.

“With Jamarra’s health and wellbeing of paramount importance, the club requests that his privacy be respected during this period.”

Because of what's typical for the AFL:

@Mission Whitten Oval: "Oh hello Sports Integrity Australia Official. Nah, he's in his away from the club training this week."

@.Other Location: "Oh hello Sports Integrity Australia Official. Nah, he's training with the club at Whitten Oval today. Sorry about the lack of notice with the updates, but its all about how Jamarra feels in the morning. Gotta protect his mental health ya know? I reckon we'll have every tied down when he cleans his body... I mean head."