Whatever mate. This conversation is really just a waste of time.
Just pay your airfare and B&B and quit sooking. Or don't go, if it's such a hardship. Watch it on TV.
Count your blessings you barrack for a club with no fans and that you can actually get hands on Grand Final tickets... unlike the tens of thousands of loyal Victorian members who miss out on a Grand Final tickets every year because their club's GF allocation is less than half (or a third) of their club membership.
How's that for being disadvantaged as a Victorian, you giant sook?
Unlike you, many of us don't get a choice. We're forced to watch our team on the TV on Grand Final day.
A lot easy when you don't pay thousands for air fares and accommodation