Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[peternorth]

One that’s shitting me atm is they’ve set up at all the local supermarkets and there from open to close right at the entrance…

this. same goes for anzac day merchandise vendors.

 

[Ghost Patrol]

It was quite distressed and I didn't want to go close to it. It started shitting on the bedspread which I could get over, I had to shoo it from sitting on the guitar amp though, you can't s**t on that!

sounds like it had the colliwobbles

 

[Gough]

Sorry, I agree with Cameron. You don’t get to shorten a person’s name if you don’t know them. It’s disrespectful. You’re not a friend of his.

The only people who get to shorten my name are relatives and close friends. A few months ago I had someone I’d just met ask if they could shorten my name, I said no, nicely.

Everyone uses the abbreviated version of my name apart from my mum and step mum who uses the full version and some old friends who have me answerable to my high school nickname still.

 

[Over The Post]

Everyone uses the abbreviated version of my name apart from my mum and step mum who uses the full version and some old friends who have me answerable to my high school nickname still.

Go?

Ugh?

Inquiring minds need to know.

 

[Gough]

Go?

Ugh?

Inquiring minds need to know.

The great man always preferred to be introduced as Edward in France because they'd always pronounce Gough as Goof.

 

[demondavey]

Everyone uses the abbreviated version of my name apart from my mum and step mum who uses the full version and some old friends who have me answerable to my high school nickname still.

Is your first name Country?

 

[swingdog]

Is your first name Country?

Gough's best ever joke:

In response to Sir Winston Turnbull shouting in parliament: “I am a Country member” ​

“I remember,” replied Whitlam, to applause from both sides of the aisle.

 

[Chief]

Is your first name Country?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Yep. Brutal. Got an escalator at my local supermarket that they perch at the bottom of. You look at them the whole way as you descend and they up at you.

Like PSO's for when you gotta have your MYKI's ready?

 

[Over The Post]

People who don't know how to park.

 

[Foxx]

Big dogs off leads coming up to my old little dog.
The old he won't bite doesn't cut it. My dog will, so what happens then?

Had enough and kicked one in the head the other day.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Big dogs off leads coming up to my old little dog. The old he won't bite doesn't cut it. My dog will, so what happens then?

Had enough and kicked one in the head the other day.

Take the extra leash. Choke them out. Dogs too

 

[demondavey]

Like PSO's for when you gotta have your MYKI's ready?

Haven’t come across that but never have my myki topped up

 

[the_interloper]

My wife proudly brought me home a coffee from the shops yesterday arvo around 2pm. Very thoughtful but I was already having a beer watching the boxing, I politely put the can back in the fridge and drank my long black, the smart move I think.

 

[Quivorir]

My wife proudly brought me home a coffee from the shops yesterday arvo around 2pm. Very thoughtful but I was already having a beer watching the boxing, I politely put the can back in the fridge and drank my long black, the smart move I think.

Pour the coffee out, put the beer in the coffee cup and she's none the wiser.

 

[Gough]

I'd argue that time of day is more suited to a nice cup of tea and a ciggy.

 

[Cmarsh]

People that use way over the top language to describe mundane, slightly inconvenient events.

Had a work colleague recently go on about how "awful" it was to have to wait 10 minutes to be served to get her lunch.

 

[the_interloper]

Pour the coffee out, put the beer in the coffee cup and she's none the wiser.

Yeah, getting into alco areas doing s**t like that though!

 

[Beerfish]

People that use way over the top language to describe mundane, slightly inconvenient events.

Had a work colleague recently go on about how "awful" it was to have to wait 10 minutes to be served to get her lunch.

I hope you told her how outrageously ridiculous she was being.

 

[gaskin]

Getting an alert for a thread on Bay 13 telling me to join in on the bay. * off. If I had any interest in posting in that cesspit of the site I already would.

 

[Chief]

Getting an alert for a thread on Bay 13 telling me to join in on the bay. * off. If I had any interest in posting in that cesspit of the site I already would.

This is a great shame.

 

[Cmarsh]

This is a great shame.

A shame that bay 13 is a part of bigfooty? I agree.

 

[rank and file]

Getting an alert for a thread on Bay 13 telling me to join in on the bay. * off. If I had any interest in posting in that cesspit of the site I already would.

Struggle town vibes.
Not much can be done about it all round.

 

[Madas]

A shame that bay 13 is a part of bigfooty? I agree.

It really is pretty good for a laugh at times
Other times incredibly cringe

There are some very funny people on here

 

[Maddo11]

Felt an interview went quite well, woke up to an email offer this morning, 30k less than what was advertised, so 10k less than what I'm currently on.