Rumour The Big Issues

[Arcassius]

I thought it was time to address some of the big issues. The unspoken issues that everyone avoids or skirts around - the things people have always wanted answered, but never had the balls to ask.

This thread is dedicated to questions of such import.

Questions like -

Who is the blonde on the left? What role does she have with the club? How come her seat is better than mine?

 

[Dudley Leopard]

She is Helga, the Club's Swedish masseur.

 

[holy diver]

She has a fine, strong chin structure.

 

[leeloo]

I saw that photo and wondered the same thing! She looks like she has just strolled in from the crowd and taken a seat.

 

[FD2646]

I believe "the blonde" may be griff's partner ?

 

[steemy]

Maybe it was Griffs girlfriend? She came down to the ground just after he got subbed off and walked up the race behind him. I would probably break my leg too if I had her to look after me for 6 months.

 

[Arcassius]

I believe "the blonde" may be griff's partner ?

Maybe it was Griffs girlfriend? She came down to the ground just after he got subbed off and walked up the race behind him. I would probably break my leg too if I had her to look after me for 6 months.

Correct! It's his gf Kaitlin Amazing what you can solve with the powers of the Internets.

So what is the next question? What other mysteries can we solve

 

[freo84]

Not so much a mystery but humourous.

I was rewatching the game against Carlton and during the 3rd quarter of the game a group of Freo supporters would chant "FREEEEOOOO" and presumably a young kid would yell " ARE DOGSHIT" straight after the chant. I found it quite amusing.

 

[Mike I]

Gee I've missed watching that bloke play this year..

 

[se17enteen]

How lucky is Griffin sitting next to a hottie like that? the blonde isn't bad either.

 

[freo1]

Correct! It's his gf Kaitlin Amazing what you can solve with the powers of the Internets.

So what is the next question? What other mysteries can we solve

awesome sideboob

 

[awaremind]

Looks athetic and tall, lets get him to 100 games !

 

[mike91]

Wow wee, Griffin is doing damn well for himself. I'd do both my knees, just to spend more time with her. Seriously though, how did big Griff pull her?

 

[RickSanchez]

"Big" Griff.
Says it all.

 

[E Shed]

Wow wee, Griffin is doing damn well for himself. I'd do both my knees, just to spend more time with her. Seriously though, how did big Griff pull her?

AFL players mostly punch way above their weight. I mean Croz is a decent looking little rooster but have you seen who he's dating?

 

[mike91]

AFL players mostly punch way above their weight. I mean Croz is a decent looking little rooster but have you seen who he's dating?

Very true, Roughead is living proof of that. Nah, haven't seen Crozier's mrs, although I can see heaps of girls going after him.

 

[leungtl]

AFL players mostly punch way above their weight. I mean Croz is a decent looking little rooster but have you seen who he's dating?

Her?

 

[go_the_dockers]

Her?

He is just being greedy if he has both them. Come on Crozier, we need a goal assist.

 

[stormee]

He is just being greedy if he has both them. Come on Crozier, we need a goal assist.

Negative. Once he gets to 100 games the club should provide him with a harem. It's not greed, it's good business.

 

[awaremind]

How about a sperm donation program for lesbian representative sportswomen?

 

[jusjoshin]

How about a sperm donation program for lesbian representative sportswomen?

This idea has been raised before. We'd have to put a stipulation on the donations that the boy children would need to be enrolled in a trial year of Auskick, just to give the lads a taste for the game.

I don't think we'd need to even restrict it to sportswomen, spread the seed far and wide. We should be able to choose from 20 father son selections a year. We need the club to really corner the market in man-jam.

 

[valkorum]

Man-jam - tehehehehe

 

[pokerspiv]

Poor Lance Whitnall

 

[FreoRicci]

Anyone seen Chris Mayne's missus? Definitely punching above his weight.. Think was at Brownlow medal night last year.

 

[masai]

Anyone seen Chris Mayne's missus? Definitely punching above his weight.. Think was at Brownlow medal night last year.

Hey come off it, let's not put Chris down !!!. He's definitely a good couple of steps above "average Joe's", like Masten, Maxwell & Dusty Martin, in the looks stakes.