Official Match Thread Season 34 First Elimination Final: East Side Phoenix v Sin City Swamprats at The Eyrie

[okeydoke7]

SPOILER ALERT - If you don’t want to know the score, look away now.





With this weekend’s final already simmed, I have accidentally posted my media piece a few days early: Media - League Immortal Sets Sweet FA Record

 

[Strigoi]

Tough call, this one.
Good luck.

I’m probably missing a lot of dad jokes.

 

[okeydoke7]

Tough call, this one.
Good luck.

I’m probably missing a lot of dad jokes.

What did the hungry clock do?

Went back four seconds.

 

[philreich]

Tough call, this one.
Good luck.

I’m probably missing a lot of dad jokes.

Just so your visit isn't wasted:

 

[Shermy]

Shermy isn’t fit to shine my shoes. He is beneath me.

Nice to see you so active Dingster, I used to love your work.

Used to.

oh Okey, its love messages like these that show me you really are worried about Sunday.
I tell you what, when we win, I promise to only rub it in four to five hundred times instead of the rest of the off-season

 

[Shermy]

That would be a lame team name.

Could be worse though, we could be the ‘East Side Phoenix’.

Lame, maybe.

An improvement on Sin City, most certainly.

I don't understand the Hate of the phoenix, I mean an immortal fire bird sounds pretty badass

Also, soz not soz, Hate.

 

[jackster83]

Oh man, that first beer of the weekend is such a relief.

Adelaide drivers are so ******* s**t.

 

[jmoo wan]

Oh man, that first beer of the weekend is such a relief.

Adelaide drivers are so ******* s**t.

maybe the first statement is directly related to your second?

 

[DERO]

Did we win yet?

 

[DERO]

Buongiorno a tutti! Com'è va?

Non Madame, Je suis en *.

 

[DERO]

oooh pardon my french

 

[MWPP]

oooh pardon my french

I just replied to Purple7x08_24 in french after voting
It's so rusty, but I love it and miss it

 

[MWPP]

Anyway, today's my last day in Perth , likely for another 6 months or so
If the plane home has wifi, I'll be around a fair bit tomorrow afternoon/early evening...

 

[MWPP]

My dad actually told me this dad joke tonight in preparation philreich !
What do you call an airplane that flies backward?
A receding airline.

 

[philreich]

My dad actually told me this dad joke tonight in preparation philreich !
What do you call an airplane that flies backward?
A receding airline.

Reminds me of a verse from a Two Ronnies song:

Something went wrong with the taxi we took
We had to drive backwards, which made people look
The taxi man didn't think much of the job
By the end of the journey, he owed us ten bob.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Reminds me of a verse from a Two Ronnies song:

Something went wrong with the taxi we took
We had to drive backwards, which made people look
The taxi man didn't think much of the job
By the end of the journey, he owed us ten bob.

Loved The Two Ronnie's.

 

[MWPP]

Reminds me of a verse from a Two Ronnies song:

Something went wrong with the taxi we took
We had to drive backwards, which made people look
The taxi man didn't think much of the job
By the end of the journey, he owed us ten bob.

So that’s why a qooty player I know gave up his side gig as a taxi driver. And all this time I thought it was because he kept driving his customers away.

 

[philreich]

Loved The Two Ronnie's.

My wife fell asleep in the bath t'other day
She left the bath running, I'm sorry to say
And did all the water run over the side?
No, luckily she sleeps with her mouth open wide.

 

[DERO]

There was a fire at the school uniform factory. Firemen are still trying to put out the blazers.

 

[philreich]

There was a fire at the school uniform factory. Firemen are still trying to put out the blazers.

A man appeared in a London court today, charged with bigamy. However in dismissing the case, the judge argued that having 2 mothers in law was punishment enough.

 

[okeydoke7]

Good Morning losers, Swamprats and Itsmyshow,

Happy day before the game. A rare okeydoke7 performance coming your way tomorrow. And more importantly, a huge Swamprats win as we March towards the flag.

#flagrats

 

[raskolnikov]

Oh man, that first beer of the weekend is such a relief.

Adelaide drivers are so ******* s**t.

Got nothing on Queensland drivers.

 

[raskolnikov]

At my boss's funeral a colleague went up to the coffin, knelt down and said, "Who's thinking outside the box now Jim?".

 

[philreich]

At my boss's funeral a colleague went up to the coffin, knelt down and said, "Who's thinking outside the box now Jim?".

An Irish widow and a friend are viewing the open coffin of her husband. The friend says, "Why is he smiling?"

The widow says, "He's smiling, because he died in his sleep, and he doesn't know he's dead yet. He's dreaming he's still alive, so when he wakes up and finds out he's dead, the shock will kill him."

Gotta love the Irish.....

 

[Purple7x08_24]

Anyway, today's my last day in Perth , likely for another 6 months or so
If the plane home has wifi, I'll be around a fair bit tomorrow afternoon/early evening...

Im in Perth now. Hotel I stayed at was garbage. Couldnt even afford propper curtains