FTA-TV MAFS: Where Jayden has an idea for how Tim can get back at Sara for her cheating on him

[mr bagcroft]

Look like they’re going to ignore half the couples. And so they should.
Needs a better cast of narcissistic a-holes next season.

did the same thing last year, absolute cop out.

 

[Xtreme]

Look like they’re going to ignore half the couples. And so they should.
Needs a better cast of narcissistic a-holes next season.

Needs more Collins commentary!

 

[troybe]

John calling himself an expert

 

[Cyber_punk]

Look like they’re going to ignore half the couples. And so they should.
Needs a better cast of narcissistic a-holes next season.

They had trouble finding people this year apparently as there was a lack of new applicants and they had to trawl back to older resumes.

Really s**t season overall. Might be time to take this thing behind the shed and end it.

Season 6 set the bar so high (or low?) nothing has ever come close.

 

[mr bagcroft]

well to be fair, a muzzle would help

 

[brutus76]

3 votes - Ellie's and Lauren's lack of brassieres - The best bits in what's been the shytiest season ever
2 votes - Sara - no wonder you're single
1 vote - Jade & Ridge - I just love these two kids (call me an old fashioned softie romantic)

 

[LukeParkerno1]

well to be fair, a muzzle would help

Not enough lol

 

[Royces Hart]

It was awesome the way that Sara explained that “whale insinuates fat” because nobody else got it.

 

[peetoo]

So they are still believing the Sara accusation about Jack

Expert John pretending to care after that little home movie show

 

[Anja_Nees]

Look like they’re going to ignore half the couples. And so they should.
Needs a better cast of narcissistic a-holes next season.

Too many self-aware Instagram fame whores. They need to go all in and pick people with mental disorders no less severe than borderline personality disorder all the way up to schizophrenia.

Proper attachment issues, coke habits, whatever. And a requirement they have no social media before filming.

 

[Xtreme]

Soft as butter

 

[brutus76]

spineless jellyfish = TRUTH HURTS BABY

 

[Dazza the Viking]

Tori and Jack relationship is weird, the way they speak it’s like a business

 

[tombomb]

Tori is such a child.

 

[torq]

Too many self-aware Instagram fame whores. They need to go all in and pick people with mental disorders no less severe than borderline personality disorder all the way up to schizophrenia.

Proper attachment issues, coke habits, whatever. And a requirement they have no social media before filming.

Well Collins is clearly on a spectrum that hasn’t been clinically diagnosed yet. Or he’s pure, 100% imbecile.

 

[brutus76]

they're in a "conscious coupling" arrangement courtesy of Gwyneth Paltrow

 

[troybe]

Well Collins is clearly on a spectrum that hasn’t been clinically diagnosed yet. Or he’s pure, 100% imbecile.

I voted imbecile

 

[mr bagcroft]

Well Collins is clearly on a spectrum that hasn’t been clinically diagnosed yet. Or he’s pure, 100% imbecile.

why not both?

 

[troybe]

There were no good times tho to be honest

 

[Xtreme]

Well Collins is clearly on a spectrum that hasn’t been clinically diagnosed yet. Or he’s pure, 100% imbecile.

Collins is the smartest person there, can't help it if he's ahead of his time

 

[Royces Hart]

This is what we need, John recapping the recap.

 

[CabWesty]

Tori is such a child.

She reminds me of Sir Robin from Holy Grail

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen— (made to stop by Robin)
[Minstrel's song #2]
Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
[Minstrel's song #3]
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

 

[Xtreme]

This is what we need, John recapping the recap.

They'll recap more recaps tomorrow on Today with Karl the Robot

 

[tombomb]

She reminds me of Sir Robin from Holy Grail

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen— (made to stop by Robin)
[Minstrel's song #2]
Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
[Minstrel's song #3]
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

This thread isn't really a poetry audience.

 

[troybe]

How far along is Timothy?