Roast Inner Feral Fan Unleashed - Warning - Unbridled, passionate, and objectionable opinions within

[bradfisher14]

There seems to be a need to place a victory like this into context. WC had a few out, they're plumbing the depths, in game injuries, etc, and all of these are true. But the problem I have with this is that for a result to go this way at AFL level, you need these things to happen; AFL teams are not normally beaten by 100 points. It does not happen that often. Injury and awful form was not permitted to be an excuse for us when GWS beat us by 100 points with 17 on the field in 2018.

Is it not, then, a thing to be savoured, a salve for the nerves of Carlton supporters raw from years of let downs and close finishes and defeat snatched from the jaws of victory?

I don't understand how anyone's response to this is anything other than "Good. More please."

100%

I will enjoy every single game where we smash teams into the dirt. God knows we've been on the other end of it more than enough.

 

[Gethelred]

Bump.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

**** this club

We will flog the Western Scumdogs and Marcus BontFartSmelly (my most hated current player) next week which helps soothe my rage for at least another week tho.

 

[Stamos]

Carlton Respects is a great cause, but 0-8.
It's time to heck off the orange.

 

[Gethelred]

Carlton Respects is a great cause, but 0-8.
It's time to * off the orange.

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I really don't see how you're linking the poor returns in these games to Carlton Respects, Stamos.

 

[Stamos]

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I really don't see how you're linking the poor returns in these games to Carlton Respects, Stamos.

Orange isn't our club colour, and we're 0-8 wearing it. 0-8!

 

[passmark]

If they do bring in a 20th team and
A) it’s in WA and B) its ihas ANY connection to the West Perth FC.

I’ll drop this mob like a bad habit.

 

[Arr0w]

If they do bring in a 20th team and
A) it’s in WA and B) its ihas ANY connection to the West Perth FC.

I’ll drop this mob like a bad habit.

Why wait, surely the Dockers have surpassed our rebuild

Oh wait

 

[passmark]

Why wait, surely the Dockers have surpassed our rebuild

Oh wait

Who said anything about the Dockers.

 

[Arr0w]

Who said anything about the Dockers.

Normally it's a side that has supposedly surpassed us in a rebuild, but I guess a new franchise is on another level

 

[passmark]

Normally it's a side that has supposedly surpassed us in a rebuild, but I guess a new franchise is on another level

West Perth founded in 1891.
Need any more history?

 

[Arr0w]

West Perth founded in 1891.
Need any more history?

Look forward to them entering the AFL

 

[passmark]

Look forward to them entering the AFL

I do as well.
There’s as much chance of it as Carlton achieving anything given our last 25 years.

 

[Arr0w]

I do as well.
There’s as much chance of it as Carlton achieving anything given our last 25 years.

You will be missed

 

[Gethelred]

Terry Wallace has an awful lot to answer for.

 

[Accidental genius]

Terry Wallace has an awful lot to answer for.

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[Gethelred]

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Ever since, every muppet without the words to describe their anguish at their team losing has replicated his turn of phrase.

Never mind that as a coach, he was not successful. Never mind that this kind of rhetoric only served to make his teams worse, get players offside; no, you've got to have someone who can make hard choices, make harsh decisions, who has a square jaw and (insert further faux masculine bullshit here).

Sick of seeing it. I might even -

Wait. I almost said it.

 

[Accidental genius]

Ever since, every muppet without the words to describe their anguish at their team losing has replicated his turn of phrase.

Never mind that as a coach, he was not successful. Never mind that this kind of rhetoric only served to make his teams worse, get players offside; no, you've got to have someone who can make hard choices, make harsh decisions, who has a square jaw and (insert further faux masculine bullshit here).

Sick of seeing it. I might even -

Wait. I almost said it.

Yeah, It’s not just players that need composure.

No issue with a bit of passion but coaches need to have a clear plan and be able to communicate it effectively so that every player knows exactly what is expected of them. Yelling out like that is sooo pre 90’s.

 

[Arr0w]

Looks like an episode of Division 4

 

[Aphrodite]

Looks like an episode of Cop Shop

 

[gab213]

Any takers for Homicide?

 

[Aphrodite]

Any takers for Homicide?View attachment 1689211

 

[Gointocarlton]

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Bluey a.k.a Barge Ass

 

[Stamos]

Bluey a.k.a Barge Ass

ARSE!
Barge Arse!
What country do you think this is?
FFS!

 

[BuxbaumBixby]

What I am sure is going to be an unpopular opinion. End of the year we should re-jig our onfield leadership. Docherty to skipper. Walsh/Weitering VC. Cripps to play footy.

(I don't think Cripps is a very good leader .... inspirational at times, yes .... but not our best option as skipper)