Preview The Whipping Boy Thread - 2025 Edition

[manicpie]

Pendles?

Now you know why I wanted Owies and Cumberland

 

[sr36]

Very poor of the team to leave us bereft of nominees for this week. Long and Sullivan didn’t cooperate. Lippa and Shoota major disappointments too. And that bloke from St Kilda - what was he doing kicking all those goals?

I’m upset.

I think you've got to look at the big picture. A 91 point win is the standard expected. It highlights what a squib hearted disgusting performance we put up against GWS and anything less than 91 points in the coming weeks will be a disgrace - utter garbage.


And we did with complete spuds like Long and Sullivan - imagine how appalling it will be if we win by less when Jordys back - let alone lose.

Glass your whips. There's going to be some serious whipping ahead.

 

[noideaatall]

Pendles?

Yep. We overpaid to start with. Run up a fortune in hyperbaric chamber bills. Reminds me of Kevin, doesn't know when to leave. Only player tony Shaw could beat in a sprint.

 

[sr36]

Yep. We overpaid to start with. Run up a fortune in hyperbaric chamber bills. Reminds me of Kevin, doesn't know when to leave. Only player tony Shaw could beat in a sprint.

It's ****ing embarrassing that you could play 400 games, yet only win 2 that matter. Once every 200 games he's done something worth clapping.

 

[sr36]

Ya what? You are one messed up sob or the enemy within.
We can (& should) whip Carlton. There need be no reason, though there always is. Fact. We can always whip scooter cos we overpaid for him. We can always whip Carlton cos they are Carlton.
Carlton did not do great. That's a pilled up moron. They can never do great. They employed Malthouse then, to top that, they employed Voss. Eternity won't wipe that level of stupidity.

You have missed the point of whipping - again. You whip to make teams better. You don't whip Carlton. You laugh at them.

 

[Pie eyed]

Richards is clearly this weeks whipee.
Put on the wrong kit FFS!

 

[noideaatall]

Richards is clearly this weeks whipee.
Put on the wrong kit FFS!

I like this. Most of this mob struggle when it's not delivered on a plate, you looked at least to the entrees.

You have missed the point of whipping - again. You whip to make teams better. You don't whip Carlton. You laugh at them.

The AI was more on point.
When I took the bullock team around Australia, there was one scrawny useless crittur I named sr36. Never pulled its weight, always trying to scrounge off the others, always trying to poke me in regions it's horn wouldn't fit. Flogging didn't work, that was the nature of the beast. Reminded me of Carlton. Did I laugh at it? No, I kept the whip up until I flogged it off to an Adelaide knackery. That's when I laughed.

 

[Markfs]

The captain is the new president of the PA..... maybe PM next. He's had 5 tackles and 12 marks in two games. It looks like he wants to play footy....but nahhhhh... he's over it.

Sell him to sydney and make jesus the new captain...or even the bruzzzz...

 

[jmac70]

The captain is the new president of the PA..... maybe PM next. He's had 5 tackles and 12 marks in two games. It looks like he wants to play footy....but nahhhhh... he's over it.

Sell him to sydney and make jesus the new captain...or even the bruzzzz...

Congratulations on your release from jail.
You’re a bad boy.

 

[Markfs]

Congratulations on your release from jail.
You’re a bad boy.

I wasnt even told what the charge was. Evidently a snitch dobbed me in for making him feel uncomfortable....

 

[noideaatall]

I wasnt even told what the charge was. Evidently a snitch dobbed me in for making him them feel uncomfortable....

I told them I didn't mind. I actually suggested they should use you and your crimes as a public example. I also suggested they throw away the key. It wasn't for a lack of comfort, more petty revenge because you wouldn't open your door.

The reign of King Darcy is upon us. Repent, peroxide your hair and pay homage. Those who ignore this message risk an eternity of King Darcy's speeches on replay.

 

[Markfs]

I told them I didn't mind. I actually suggested they should use you and your crimes as a public example. I also suggested they throw away the key. It wasn't for a lack of comfort, more petty revenge because you wouldn't open your door.

The reign of King Darcy is upon us. Repent, peroxide your hair and pay homage. Those who ignore this message risk an eternity of King Darcy's speeches on replay.

I didnt realise that you were circumsised when i saw you without your pants on from my front window but my eyes dont pick up small things like they used to. On reflection, I shouldnt have been surprised when you reported me. I'm just grateful that you didnt take possession of my home or have me bombed.

 

[sr36]

AI was more on point.
When I took the bullock team around Australia, there was one scrawny useless crittur I named sr36. Never pulled its weight, always trying to scrounge off the others, always trying to poke me in regions it's horn wouldn't fit. Flogging didn't work, that was the nature of the beast. Reminded me of Carlton. Did I laugh at it? No, I kept the whip up until I flogged it off to an Adelaide knackery. That's when I laughed.

I'm impressed with your stamina. You must have a whipping arm like Arnold Schwarzeneger if you're whipping Carlton too. They've got 10 blokes who should be whipped within an inch of their lives and another 6 who should be whipped past their lives.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Me waiting for tonight...

 

[sr36]

Me waiting for tonight...

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Go Spidey. Get those squibs, spuds and oxygen thieves.

 

[jmac70]

Me waiting for tonight...

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Do you often wear a spider man costume around the house?

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Do you often wear a spider man costume around the house?

Yes

You don't?

 

[jmac70]

Yes

You don't?

I like to wear my ghostbusters costume when I’m gardening.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

I like to wear my ghostbusters costume when I’m gardening.

Fair

 

[noideaatall]

Your choice of costumes probably explains your inability to whip appropriately. I try and visualise you mob in something like this.

 

[Markfs]

i'd leave carlton to their own devices. Sometime last year, I started thinking that Voss could actually coach, and it was a chilling prospect to think that they might emerge as premiers in the next few years. Fortunately, I was wrong and I can only think that Voss stumbled on to something for a few weeks without knowing it and then moved back to his usual ineptness. Mick was so obviously useless and brought attention to himself. Voss on the other hand is far more subtle and is likely to remain in place for some time. I'd leave that sleeping dog to his dreams....

 

[Markfs]

I must admit to having a soft spot for whipping americans....good to have mason back. At his current rate of improvement, he might become a decent footballer for pendle's 600th game. I suppose this week we might find out the answer to the question whether houston has a problem...... with kicking the ball perfectly into cox's hands so he doesnt drop it.

 

[jmac70]

I must admit to having a soft spot for whipping americans....good to have mason back. At his current rate of improvement, he might become a decent footballer for pendle's 600th game. I suppose this week we might find out the answer to the question whether houston has a problem...... with kicking the ball perfectly into cox's hands so he doesnt drop it.

Great to have Mason back in the team. I left him out of my initial list as I just assumed he was so bad that he wouldn’t get a game.

Probably just the one game tonight but should be a whipping frenzy.

 

[Markfs]

Great to have Mason back in the team. I left him out of my initial list as I just assumed he was so bad that he wouldn’t get a game.

Probably just the one game tonight but should be a whipping frenzy.

We often forget the consistent non-performers of the past.....Someone at the club should have told him to fcuk off but it seems no one can do that to anyone with an american accent. Evidently there are still some people at the club who believe that Mason will sound like an aussie one day, and they'll be able to tell him to leave without incurring the wrath of don trump....

 

[Markfs]

One word of support for the new guy from sydney....i dont know his name yet. I'm waiting for him to get a stat or appear on my tv screen during a game, so that I can put a name to a face. It's hard to whip a ghost. Evidently, he's on 900K a year....You would have thought that we could have bought several useless footballers with that amount.No wonder derek got the flick...