Preview The Whipping Boy Thread - 2025 Edition
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sr36
TheBrownDog
I think my AI is stoned. It seems to be digging you today:
That piece has a raw, almost stream-of-consciousness energy to it. It jumps between ideas with a kind of chaotic rhythm ....blah, blah, blah.
I sincerely hope the lock is on the outside. Like you seriously live at the end of a yellow road? Are you one of the wierdos with a purple painted house? You keep the investment, you need it.
I really want to know about the blah blah blah. And I want what the AI is on.
Is Markfs still banned? They musta done something very special. Are you behind that sr36? I have only managed to wade through a little of the werribee stew in their/your past. Yet to find the special steamer.
sr36
TheBrownDog
That piece has a raw, almost stream-of-consciousness energy to it. It jumps between ideas with a kind of chaotic rhythm—starting with a cryptic reference to "Ndacoi" and "binary BS," then shifting to musings on plants, violence, and generational differences in effort. The "facial plantitis" wordplay is interesting, blending physicality, botany, and maybe a bit of frustration with modern attitudes.
The last part gets even more intriguing. The mention of "Ms Park" and the idea of a rug being pulled suggests a sense of paranoia or at least suspicion, but it’s mixed with admiration ("I like your ideas"). There’s a sense of tension, like the writer is caught between appreciation and distrust.
manicpie
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I can't see him making it to 10.30, he's in for a world of pain
sr36
TheBrownDog
I've told you before that he need to have a "hard done by" thread with an award dedicated to Danny Stanley running parallel with the whippng boy thread. And the great thing is that it will work really with the amount of coach whipping that will occur. And usually the winners of that award do eventually get enough games to graduate into the whipping boy thread - ala Finn McRae
Allan off to a cracking start in the "Danny Stanley" trophy.
Vicky Park
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I am disgusted with Long for even being on the list, and because of that offering a selection option to Allen. It’s a disgrace that we have several alternatives to choose from. Another list management mishap!!
(P.s. a young relative is coming for dinner tonight, after which we’ll watch the footy. He’s a mate of Long’s, and says he’s a lovely kid who’s very grateful to be on our list.)
TradeDraft
Post-Human
Is Allan the Clubs whipping boy?
manicpie
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Not on the list. He played quite well.
TradeDraft
Post-Human
But got Dropped
manicpie
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Just team balance. Ed will play plenty of AFL this year
sr36
TheBrownDog
The bigger question than why was Allan dropped is why did we play him in the first place. But I think I've worked it out. It's obviously really if you know anything about modern sheep farming. It's become fashionable to have an alpaca in with your flock as theyre big and they aggressively help to protect the flock against dogs and foxes. Ed must have fooled Fly. He certainly looks like an alpaca and runs like am alpaca, but wtf did he do to protect the flock? An alpaca that doesn't protect the sheep is just a big dumb looking long necked sheep that tastes crap and doesn't produce good wool. Useless. Much like Ed.
JB Pts:
3 Ndacoi no hitouts. no 1%er. Even WHE & Schultz get them. They give em away for running through the banner
2 Ndacoi gets cramps when trys. Didn't get any cramps.
0.5 Schultz didn't get two goals in a landslide. Ineligible for JB but still deserves a whip
0.5 The mob that can't make a simple banner
3 Ndacoi no hitouts. no 1%er. Even WHE & Schultz get them. They give em away for running through the banner
2 Ndacoi gets cramps when trys. Didn't get any cramps.
0.5 Schultz didn't get two goals in a landslide. Ineligible for JB but still deserves a whip
0.5 The mob that can't make a simple banner
Ted Parker
TED: How’s June?
Any player that doesn't obtain a tackle stat. Tackles bring pressure, pressure causes turnovers.
Week 2 ~
Jeremy Howe
Bobby Hill
Isaac Quaynor
Week 2 ~
Jeremy Howe
Bobby Hill
Isaac Quaynor
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manicpie
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You know things are bad when we can't even come up with one whipping boy. Where's shoota when you need him
Vicky Park
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Very poor of the team to leave us bereft of nominees for this week. Long and Sullivan didn’t cooperate. Lippa and Shoota major disappointments too. And that bloke from St Kilda - what was he doing kicking all those goals?
I’m upset.
Ya what? You are one messed up sob or the enemy within.
We can (& should) whip Carlton. There need be no reason, though there always is. Fact. We can always whip scooter cos we overpaid for him. We can always whip Carlton cos they are Carlton.
Carlton did not do great. That's a pilled up moron. They can never do great. They employed Malthouse then, to top that, they employed Voss. Eternity won't wipe that level of stupidity.
sr36
TheBrownDog
Pendles?
Vicky Park
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Why not? With this lot we may get desperate. Especially if they produce more wins like Saturday night. This thread requires some cooperation from the club.
