Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 9 - Roys FFC v Fighting Furies @ Brunswick Junction Oval

[grumbleguts]

Pretty sure I've got this from either philreich or grumbleguts, but why should you never swerve to hit a Collingwood supporter riding a bike? Well, there's always the risk it's your bike.

One day my wife was dozing off in the passenger seat, and she heard "chnk chnk THUD!"
She said "What the hell was that?"

I said "we hit a colingwood supporter."

"What were the two smaller noises before it?"

"We had to go through two fences to hit him."

 

[Bovo]

One day my wife was dozing off in the passenger seat, and she heard "chnk chnk THUD!"
She said "What the hell was that?"

I said "we hit a colingwood supporter."

"What were the two smaller noises before it?"

"We had to go through two fences to hit him."

We can do this all night!

 

[grumbleguts]

We can do this all night!

Two bastards wearing Collingwood jumper smashed my car windscreen yesterday. Probably could have swerved, but thought... "Stuff em"

 

[Mooch]

Have you decided yet who you’re going for

I'll be going for chicken nuggets and chips at half time.

 

[TedDougChris]

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I'll be going for chicken nuggets and chips at half time.

That'll be $425 please !

 

[Bovo]

I'll be going for chicken nuggets and chips at half time.

Do you have to remortgage your house for that?

 

[Mooch]

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That'll be $425 please !

Do you have to remortgage your house for that?

I recently had a lottery win. I'm going to go crazy and get a soft drink too!

 

[TedDougChris]

I recently had a lottery win. I'm going to go crazy and get a soft drink too!

 

[Bovo]

I recently had a lottery win. I'm going to go crazy and get a soft drink too!

Wow, that’s crazy. Best to keep that to yourself. People come out of the woodwork with that kind of news

 

[Bovo]

Two bastards wearing Collingwood jumper smashed my car windscreen yesterday. Probably could have swerved, but thought... "Stuff em"

I hope you nicely laid out their bodies afterwards! I mean that’s an instant zebra crossing right there!

 

[Brick Loosener]

What do Collingwood supporters use for protection during sex?
































The bus shelter.

 

[Phar Ace]

I did 12 years at Uni to become a Collingwood interpreter. I can fully speak Collingwoodish.

It's only a Semester course, so quite the under achiever for an Adelaide supporter

 

[Phar Ace]

Wow, that’s crazy. Best to keep that to yourself. People come out of the woodwork with that kind of news

People and #TedDougChris

 

[Bovo]

It's only a Semester course, so quite the under achiever for an Adelaide supporter

That’s nothing. I repeated reception 20 times just to finally date my reception teacher.

 

[Phar Ace]

That’s nothing. I repeated reception 20 times just to finally date my reception teacher.

Ah Adelaide, the only state to call the first year of school Reception - should probably rename it to something more fitting for life's journey, like Remand, perhaps Year12 could become Parole, but i digress.

20 years facing the naughty corner eh. You can take the boy out of Elizabeth, you just can't take the Elizabeth out of the boy!

 

[Bovo]

Ah Adelaide, the only state to call the first year of school Reception - should probably rename it to something more fitting for life's journey, like Remand, perhaps Year12 could become Parole, but i digress.

20 years facing the naughty corner eh. You can take the boy out of Elizabeth, you just can't take the Elizabeth out of the boy!

Don’t knock the Elizabeth gang. I remember having to go through Elizabeth once and had all my tyres stolen. What impressed me the most was the fact I was still driving at the time.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

That one day in September! Round 9 of the SPAM FL.
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[grumbleguts]

Do you have to remortgage your house for that?

I filled my tank yesterday. Had to get the car revalued after that.

What do Collingwood supporters use for protection during sex?
































The bus shelter.

I thought you were going to say a look out (for her parents.)

 

[Brick Loosener]

I filled my tank yesterday. Had to get the car revalued after that.

I thought you were going to say a look out (for her parents.)

Wouldn't know who both parents were.

 

[Feraligatr]

Work tried to get me to go in to do some training today.

I told them to get stuffed because today is my most sacred religious day.

 

[grumbleguts]

Wouldn't know who both parents were.

Even 12 year old collingwood fans have some sort of parental support group.

 

[James Colorado]

Well, JC's inability to get up early has come back to haunt him. I could've got a ticket, but despite setting an alarm to wake up to check the allocation, I decided bed was too comfortable and by the time I rose and (lol) shone, it had been exhausted.

 

[grumbleguts]

Work tried to get me to go in to do some training today.

I told them to get stuffed because today is my most sacred religious day.

Tell them "there's something wrong with my eyesight."
When they "Yeah? What's wrong"
Say "I can't see myself coming into work today."

 

[TedDougChris]

Now that is how we want the GF to be decided - a 50m penalty for a “stand” infringement.

What a ****ing joke !

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Heavens above!

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