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Not a week ago I assigned this to myself because I figured at least I would have seen Port play, having made an
expedition to the GWS game last week. Expecting a competitive game between two top 8 teams instead we got a
very poor combination of skills, pressuring, and umpiring. Much like both Port Adelaide players and Port's
excelling membership department, I have been inspired to combine a minimal amount of effort with a sheer
reveling in incompetence.
Traditionally my first reaction was to try to use ChatGPT to generate a preview and hope none of you numpties
even picked up on it. Unfortunately there were some glaring issues which made it fall below even my low and
abysmal standards... for what it's worth I've included it at the end if you can spot the small errors that made me
reconsider.
Ultimately I have to fall back on watching pretty much all of our games this year and pretty much none of Port's,
since I'm finding a distinct lack of interest in watching neutral games given the standard of the game at the moment.
All up we've finally started putting together a few decent efforts in a row - we've won four of the last six, and even the
problematic loss to Hawthorn is looking a lot less problematic after their recent efforts against GWS (who we lost to)
and Adelaide (who we drew with). Falling back on my in-depth knowledge of Port's effort last week and that Dixon is
reportedly suspended (but so was Butters), I can say that with confidence that we should win by about 100 points.
Though maybe I'll only make a claim for 60 if Port have fixed their accuracy problems.
And here’s an LLM's preview of the upcoming Port Adelaide vs. Brisbane Lions match in the AFL:
That's right, it was the mention of Angus Monfries. I didn't even read it fully until copying and pasting here at which point I realised it was even worse than I thought, so I would like to congratulate it on getting a grand total of two facts correct.
expedition to the GWS game last week. Expecting a competitive game between two top 8 teams instead we got a
very poor combination of skills, pressuring, and umpiring. Much like both Port Adelaide players and Port's
excelling membership department, I have been inspired to combine a minimal amount of effort with a sheer
reveling in incompetence.
Traditionally my first reaction was to try to use ChatGPT to generate a preview and hope none of you numpties
even picked up on it. Unfortunately there were some glaring issues which made it fall below even my low and
abysmal standards... for what it's worth I've included it at the end if you can spot the small errors that made me
reconsider.
Ultimately I have to fall back on watching pretty much all of our games this year and pretty much none of Port's,
since I'm finding a distinct lack of interest in watching neutral games given the standard of the game at the moment.
All up we've finally started putting together a few decent efforts in a row - we've won four of the last six, and even the
problematic loss to Hawthorn is looking a lot less problematic after their recent efforts against GWS (who we lost to)
and Adelaide (who we drew with). Falling back on my in-depth knowledge of Port's effort last week and that Dixon is
reportedly suspended (but so was Butters), I can say that with confidence that we should win by about 100 points.
Though maybe I'll only make a claim for 60 if Port have fixed their accuracy problems.
And here’s an LLM's preview of the upcoming Port Adelaide vs. Brisbane Lions match in the AFL:
- Historic Rivalry: This weekend, Port Adelaide faces the Brisbane Lions, a team against which they secured their historic 2004 premiership victory. The Power will be keen to bounce back after their first loss of the season, which came against North Melbourne. Unfortunately, they’ll be without key player Angus Monfries due to injury. Meanwhile, the Lions are also dealing with setbacks, missing Daniel Rich (injured) and Daniel Merrett (suspended).
- Where and When: The match will take place at Adelaide Oval on Saturday, June 22, 2024, at 1:45 PM local time (ACST).
- Recent Encounters: Looking back at their last five clashes:
- Round 18, 2013: Port Adelaide won 9.17 (71) against Brisbane Lions 9.8 (62).
- Round 22, 2012: Brisbane Lions triumphed 16.8 (104) over Port Adelaide 14.9 (93).
- Round 15, 2011: Brisbane Lions secured a 15.9 (99) victory against Port Adelaide 13.10 (88).
- Round 3, 2010: Brisbane Lions defeated Port Adelaide 16.12 (108) to 11.15 (81).
- Round 21, 2009: Brisbane Lions won 16.11 (107) against Port Adelaide 14.8 (92).
- Key Points:
- The Lions are struggling with disposals (17th in the league) and scoring (averaging only 73 points per game).
- Port Adelaide ranks sixth in disposals (365 per game) and third for marks inside 50 (13.3 per game).
- Power forward Justin Westhoff (fourth) and teammate Chad Wingard (third) are among the top forwards in the league according to Official AFL Player Ratings.
- Prediction: Port Adelaide is favored to win by 27 points. However, the Lions will be eager to prove themselves and avoid panic stations after a heavy loss.
That's right, it was the mention of Angus Monfries. I didn't even read it fully until copying and pasting here at which point I realised it was even worse than I thought, so I would like to congratulate it on getting a grand total of two facts correct.
