Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 of 2017 - the "finals were better last year" Edition

[largebus]

A true champion who has declined, sadly. Happens to them all.

Probably not the only player who lost pace after a snapped achilles.


Anyway that pic must be from the game where Melbourne beat us ... oh wait, yet again they couldn't. Two losses to the team that finished 15th has gotta hurt when you miss the finals by percentage.


{exit stage left to angry shouts of "you don't get the Bay, campaigner!"}

Thou hast but an inadequate understanding of the thirteenth bay.

Campaigner.

 

[El Dubya]

Thou hast but an inadequate understanding of the thirteenth bay.

Campaigner.

Your av is ****ing punchable, did you lose a bet or are you a campaigner?

 

[Ant_]

Probably not the only player who lost pace

 

[largebus]

Your av is ******* punchable, did you lose a bet or are you a campaigner?

Watch your mouth pricktorian, bow to the GOAT of Australian Cricket

 

[El Dubya]

Watch your mouth pricktorian, bow to the GOAT of Australian Cricket

 

[TedDougChris]

He went to Essendon.

Yep, culturally and integrity wise, Crowley was the perfect fit...

 

[leobarryustar]

A true champion who has declined, sadly. Happens to them all.

Probably not the only player who lost pace after a snapped achilles.


Anyway that pic must be from the game where Melbourne beat us ... oh wait, yet again they couldn't. Two losses to the team that finished 15th has gotta hurt when you miss the finals by percentage.


{exit stage left to angry shouts of "you don't get the Bay, campaigner!"}

So what exactly is he a true champion of? And please dont say Norf, Arj Barker medals dont count

 

[LuvtheKangas]

So what exactly is he a true champion of? And please dont say Norf, Arj Barker medals dont count

NMFC established 1859
Sydney FC established 1982

I understand why you don't get it.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Player 17 - Andrew Swallow

...
This robbed the Bay of some trolling opportunities given North have started doing it to themselves, like a serial masturbator who spikes his own drink.
.

Quality as ever.

 

[AsIfYouCare]

Player 17 - Andrew Swallow

There is actually a Bay thread (Waite) in "things that are quicker than Andrew Swallow", with examples such as:
- The NBN rollout
- Haley's Comet appearances
- Zeboyz thinking
- boydshow 's journey to modship
- US political action on gun control
- The Franz Josef glacier
- Harper Lee's follow up novel

Add
- Mofra's 2017 Bottom 50

 

[largebus]

NMFC established 1859
Sydney FC established 1982

I understand why you don't get it.

The lolnorf melts are just as entertaining as the list itself

 

[LuvtheKangas]

"melts"

 

[Over The Post]

Very melty.

Thought the sun was hot late this arvo, it was actually waves of hatred directed at Mof from Ballarat.

 

[leobarryustar]

NMFC established 1859
Sydney FC established 1982

I understand why you don't get it.

If he’s called Spitter, you must be Swallower eh? LuvtheKangas indeed!

 

[NorthernLights]

"melts"

Nice fishing mate, decent haul you've pulled in

 

[sonnywalters]

Andrew Swallow proves that AFL recruiters are better humans than AFL media people.

Swallow was a pick 43 in the draft - simply because most recruiters realised - correctly - that he was shit.
The media decided he was good looking so pumped up his tyres to claim he was a good player.
North marketing department went along with this media spin and gifted him a couple of b & fs for marketing reasons.

The reality remains he was and is shit. Despite what the flog marketers at Ch 7 say.

 

[NorthernLights]

Andrew Swallow proves that AFL recruiters are better humans than AFL media people.

Swallow was a pick 43 in the draft - simply because most recruiters realised - correctly - that he was shit.
The media decided he was good looking so pumped up his tyres to claim he was a good player.
North marketing department went along with this media spin and gifted him a couple of b & fs for marketing reasons.

The reality remains he was and is shit. Despite what the flog marketers at Ch 7 say.

Media pumping up Andrew Swallow, farkken hell I've heard it all now

 

[sonnywalters]

Media pumping up Andrew Swallow, farkken hell I've heard it all now

Ch 7 used to suck him off back in about 2009. Like he was the next glamour boy star of the comp. Was sickening.
Meanwhile he was plodding around like a push mower.

 

[NorthernLights]

Ch 7 used to suck him off back in about 2009. Like he was the next glamour boy star of the comp. Was sickening.

Oh dear

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

A true champion who has declined, sadly. Happens to them all.

Probably not the only player who lost pace after a snapped achilles.


Anyway that pic must be from the game where Melbourne beat us ... oh wait, yet again they couldn't. Two losses to the team that finished 15th has gotta hurt when you miss the finals by percentage.


{exit stage left to angry shouts of "you don't get the Bay, campaigner!"}

He only had one half decent season where he maybe broke into the top 20 mids in the comp. Good hair but!

 

[Percel]

#peristalsis

 

[LuvtheKangas]

If he’s called Spitter, you must be Swallower eh? LuvtheKangas indeed!

You're awesome.

And your posting is awesome.

Pat yourself on the back if you thought of that one all by yourself, young man. It's awesome.

 

[leobarryustar]

You're awesome.

And your posting is awesome.

Pat yourself on the back if you thought of that one all by yourself, young man. It's awesome.

Thanks!

 

[Hans McGregor]

North fans salivate over the certain occurrence of a particular event (e.g. David leaving GC to play with brother Andrew, Martin accepting the offer he couldn't refuse etc.) and then the complete opposite outcome eventuates (always with the most humiliating ramifications).

This is a theory scientists have called "the reverse north moz"

 

[Starburns_]

Harsh call on Swallow Mof, at least he kicked a goal this year.