At our club jerks like Grigg are as rare as albino gorrillas (or Mathey Knights whatever u prefer)
I nearly choked on my coffee when I read this.
Mate, you had the largest albino Gorilla of all time on your list for around 10 years and put up with him assaulting people when representing his country, urinating in public, etc etc etc.
The rest of your post was okay, but you must suffer from dementia to forget the length of time that Fevola was tolerated on your list.