Roast Grumpy Old Thread II - the grumpiness continues

[Samsquanch]

Head of household at end of table & set seats if family?
If it’s for Bigfooty for the spread you are putting on, think we can just find our own

I just hope Gaso has ordered enough prawns. I've seen Hojuman devour over a dozen just while he's waiting for entre to be served. And don't get him started on the oysters.

 

[krakouers]

I just hope Gaso has ordered enough prawns. I've seen Hojuman devour over a dozen just while he's waiting for entre to be served. And don't get him started on the oysters.

It’s all the required couches i wonder about most, given the need for that post feed snooze for all of us

 

[rickety]

When you finally get around to changing your burst headlight globe .... then drop the new one into the front of the engine .... then get your best little mate with smaller paws and thinner forearms..... who then drops it again ..... sigh.

 

[Nate7]

It’s all the required couches i wonder about most, given the need that post feed snooze for all of us

I wonder if the post xmas autopsy thread will start early.

 

[Samsquanch]

It’s all the required couches i wonder about most, given the need that post feed snooze for all of us

Banana lounge on Gaso's pool. Keeps you cool and no need to move when nature calls.

Just like the swim up bars in Bali resort hotels.

 

[ferball]

Someone gets it.

All Right!!!

 

[Samsquanch]

Lawns all edged and mowed. Garden watering done. Back and front porches swept. Outdoor furniture washed.

It isn't so much that I am preparing for Christmas visitors. My wife tuned in to Smooth FM and they're playing Christmas music - I can't bear it to be within earshot of the house.

Those Christmas songs are absolutely downright awful garbage.

 

[rickety]

Lawns all edged and mowed. Garden watering done. Back and front porches swept. Outdoor furniture washed.

It isn't so much that I am preparing for Christmas visitors. My wife tuned in to Smooth FM and they're playing Christmas music - I can't bear it to be within earshot of the house.

Those Christmas songs are absolutely downright awful garbage.

Hahahaha just found this .... I bet you change your mind ....

 

[rickety]

 

[Nate7]

Lawns all edged and mowed. Garden watering done. Back and front porches swept. Outdoor furniture washed.

It isn't so much that I am preparing for Christmas visitors. My wife tuned in to Smooth FM and they're playing Christmas music - I can't bear it to be within earshot of the house.

Those Christmas songs are absolutely downright awful garbage.

Get it done before 40 degrees Boxing Day.

Also, if anything from Mariah plays, I will take a baseball bat to whatever is playing her shit, cannot flipping stand it.

 

[Gasometer]

Bad news

Coles has replaced the Ham on the Bone with trays of pre packaged $60 prawns

I said where’s the Hams?

We sold out. All the stores.

Yeh right the Prawn$ will $ell better than slow moving hams

So now I’m off searching for a Ham

FMD

 

[Gasometer]

Banana lounge on Gaso's pool. Keeps you cool and no need to move when nature calls.

Just like the swim up bars in Bali resort hotels.

 

[krakouers]

When you finally get around to changing your burst headlight globe .... then drop the new one into the front of the engine .... then get your best little mate with smaller paws and thinner forearms..... who then drops it again ..... sigh.

Did you get it sorted?

 

[rickety]

Bad news

Coles has replaced the Ham on the Bone with trays of pre packaged $60 prawns

I said where’s the Hams?

We sold out. All the stores.

Yeh right the Prawn$ will $ell better than slow moving hams

So now I’m off searching for a Ham

FMD

But it's ham season! I saw plenty down here mate ..... I'll get 4 legs, a few packs of bacon - Frankenstein you a Christmas pig, plug in Google maps, face him in the right direction ..... just watch for him when he's walking by

 

[rickety]

Did you get it sorted?

Sure did

 

[rickety]

I'd pictured Woof as a little bit more manly and masculine

 

[rickety]

Lawns all edged and mowed. Garden watering done. Back and front porches swept. Outdoor furniture washed.

It isn't so much that I am preparing for Christmas visitors. My wife tuned in to Smooth FM and they're playing Christmas music - I can't bear it to be within earshot of the house.

Those Christmas songs are absolutely downright awful garbage.

 

[Gasometer]

I'd pictured Woof as a little bit more manly and masculine

I was looking for bikinis in a pool but they’re banned

 

[Gasometer]

But it's ham season! I saw plenty down here mate ..... I'll get 4 legs, a few packs of bacon - Frankenstein you a Christmas pig, plug in Google maps, face him in the right direction ..... just watch for him when he's walking by

Woolworths had heaps

A Christmas miracle

 

[Gasometer]

This will have to do

 

[Nate7]

I was looking for bikinis in a pool but they’re banned

Not if you're me!

 

[krakouers]

Bad news

Coles has replaced the Ham on the Bone with trays of pre packaged $60 prawns

I said where’s the Hams?

We sold out. All the stores.

Yeh right the Prawn$ will $ell better than slow moving hams

So now I’m off searching for a Ham

FMD

Local Butcher, won’t buy crap hams from most supermarket providers

 

[krakouers]

This will have to do

Suits you Gasometer

Not if you're me!

Is a Bikini contest a usual occurrence at the Gasometer Xmas Shindig?

 

[Nate7]

Suits you Gasometer


Is a Bikini contest a usual occurrence at the Gasometer Xmas Shindig?

No idea.

 

[DuckYeah]

Bad news

Coles has replaced the Ham on the Bone with trays of pre packaged $60 prawns

I said where’s the Hams?

We sold out. All the stores.

Yeh right the Prawn$ will $ell better than slow moving hams

So now I’m off searching for a Ham

FMD

Oh thats ****ed.