Player Watch #38: Tristan Xerri - signed thru '29 - 2024 All Australian squad member - runner up '24 SBM

[tricknologist]

Too many journalists reading Bigfooty from the sounds of that press conference

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Clarkson: Yeah, we're intending to pick Tristan on the weekend.
question about Warlord
Reporter: Yeah, but, there was rumours that Tristan is definitely ruled out, what do you say to that.
Clarkson: Yeah, I said we're picking him on the weekend unless something goes wrong.
another question
Reporter: Okay, so back to Tristan.
Clarko: For **** sake mate, I said we're picking him.



Where do they find these braindead campaigners?

 

[Lomas]

Clarkson: Yeah, we're intending to pick Tristan on the weekend.
question about Warlord
Reporter: Yeah, but, there was rumours that Tristan is definitely ruled out, what do you say to that.
Clarkson: Yeah, I said we're picking him on the weekend unless something goes wrong.
another question
Reporter: Okay, so back to Tristan.
Clarko: For **** sake mate, I said we're picking him.



Where do they find these braindead campaigners?

Nepo babies

 

[rickety]

Excuse me giantroo, just wondering if you've got, or can get, an infocus bit of vision from when Xerri hit the deck on the hbf after the ball up, about 20 minutes into the 1st quarter. After the stoppage he was seen hurting on all fours. The tele vision, is a bit iffy even frame by frame .... I bet that Grubdy fella was up to something.

 

[Horizons_00]

Xerri is absolutely sore or injured.

That’s where the issues started tbh. He is so crucial to our structure and you can see he can barely get out of second gear.

He usually has great second efforts and tackling pressure. Unfortunately he is cooked and idk how we gonna replace him if we had too?

 

[muttley45]

No way X is anywhere near 100% fit

 

[ferball]

Excuse me giantroo, just wondering if you've got, or can get, an infocus bit of vision from when Xerri hit the deck on the hbf after the ball up, about 20 minutes into the 1st quarter. After the stoppage he was seen hurting on all fours. The tele vision, is a bit iffy even frame by frame .... I bet that Grubdy fella was up to something.

He hit him twice in the solar plexus with his elbow within about 5 or 10 minutes.

 

[archereleven]

X is hurting.
We either let him heal or burn him into the ground by the bye.

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[rickety]

He hit him twice in the solar plexus with his elbow within about 5 or 10 minutes.

Yeah that too, but X doesn't just crumple on the ground for nowt.

 

[ferball]

Yeah that too, but X doesn't just crumple on the ground for nowt.

If you get the right spot in between someones ribs you can really **** them up.

 

[rickety]

If you get the right spot in between someones ribs you can really **** them up.

Yep, but I specifically after that moment, not the long list of that ponytailed horses hoof and his never penalised elbows

 

[hotchilli]

How often does a ruckman actually get pinged for the 1m rule before a ruck contest...

 

[apollo_creed]

Not questioning his effort or his form since last season but he is a shit mark. Nothing neat about the way he does anything, he just uses his size and competes. Doesn’t have anywhere near the polish of Goldstein who made our midfield better than Xerri does.

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

How often does a ruckman actually get pinged for the 1m rule before a ruck contest...

Ump lost patience, told him 3 times

 

[Shermanator]

Not questioning his effort or his form since last season but he is a shit mark. Nothing neat about the way he does anything, he just uses his size and competes. Doesn’t have anywhere near the polish of Goldstein who made our midfield better than Xerri does.

He’s playing sore

 

[ChopChopDigDig]

Umps absolutely crucified him tonight. He was a scragged all game and every 50/50 went against him.

 

[big_e]

Umps absolutely crucified him tonight. He was a scragged all game and every 50/50 went against him.

It was like watching the Coxtopus being umpired by Dean Margetts tonight.

 

[tazaa]

He is not 100%.
Dont think hes someone who can play injured.

His hands have not been working all year.
Grundy is a bitch of a ruckman and he more than held his own tonight.

Something aint right.

 

[Only Forwards]

I would be sending the umpires a please explain on some of the ruck decisions and that Grundy was able to belt him multiple times behind play.

X is clearly playing under duress. It’s all good though we have absolutely nothing behind him. If he get properly injured, we’re f***ed.