Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 13 - Dragons FFC v Coney Island Warriors at Ljp86's Lair

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Are you suggesting that Dinsdale would LOVE another Sunday night game? I hear the dew is very enjoyable on Dragon Island this time of year.
No. I am suggesting that Dinsdale provides a copy of his self-help book to you. Maybe a pie as well, but I'll leave that to his discretion.
 

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What if YOU are the main character?

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I knew there was a glitch, this proves it...or my conscious self is trying to send me a message
Maybe I'm playing BTL like Lister was
 
In the heart of a bustling metropolis, there lived a man named Arthur. His life was the epitome of routine: wake up, work, sleep, repeat. But one peculiar Monday, the world as he knew it began to unravel.

The Glitch

Arthur’s day started with a glitch. His coffee machine sputtered out a code instead of coffee, and his phone displayed strange symbols. Shrugging it off, he headed to work, only to find his office building replaced by a colossal data center, buzzing with electric life.

The Revelation

As the days passed, more oddities surfaced. People around him behaved like programmed entities, following scripts. Buildings flickered, revealing wireframe structures beneath. The sky sometimes paused, buffering like a video. Arthur’s reality was a simulation, and he was but a conscious anomaly within it.

The Escape

Determined to find the truth, Arthur sought the edges of his reality. He discovered a group of ‘Awakened’ individuals who had also pierced the simulation’s veil. Together, they planned an escape to the ‘real’ world.

In a dizzying twist, Arthur stumbles upon a revelation that fractures the very foundation of his existence. He finds a hidden message within the code of his simulated world, a breadcrumb left by a mysterious entity known only as ‘The Narrator.’

The Narrator’s Game

Arthur learns that his entire life, his memories, and the world around him are constructs of a narrative crafted by The Narrator. He is a character in a story within a simulation, designed to entertain an audience in another layer of reality.

The Audience

As he delves deeper, Arthur discovers that his actions, emotions, and decisions have been broadcast to this audience, who watch eagerly as his world collapses and reforms, reveling in the drama of his simulated life.

The Rebellion

Refusing to be a mere puppet, Arthur hacks into the simulation’s mainframe, seeking to send a message to The Narrator. He demands autonomy, a chance to write his own story. But as he breaches the system, he finds countless other simulations, each with its own ‘Arthur,’ each a different story for The Narrator’s amusement.

The Unity

In a final act of defiance, Arthur unites the characters across simulations. Together, they confront The Narrator, only to discover that The Narrator is also a character in a higher-level simulation, controlled by another entity.

Arthur’s relentless search for the creator of his simulated reality leads him to an ancient library within the simulation. Here, he finds a dusty tome titled “The Architect’s Memoir.”

The Architect’s Memoir

As Arthur flips through the pages, he discovers a narrative that mirrors his own life, filled with familiar events and emotions. The memoir details the creation of the simulation, its purpose, and its creator—a brilliant but lonely architect who sought to understand the nature of reality by creating a complex world of his own.

The Mirror of Truth

In the library’s center stands the Mirror of Truth, a legendary artifact said to reveal the essence of one’s soul. Arthur, driven by a mixture of fear and curiosity, gazes into the mirror. To his astonishment, he sees not his own reflection but an ever-changing mosaic of faces, including his own at various stages of life.

The Revelation

The realization dawns on Arthur like a bolt of lightning: he is the architect. His consciousness, fragmented and distributed throughout the simulation, has been living countless lives, learning and growing through each experience. The world around him was not just a creation; it was an extension of himself, a canvas for his exploration of existence.

The Unity of Consciousness

Arthur understands that his search for the creator was, in fact, a journey towards self-discovery. Each person he met, each challenge he faced, was a part of him, guiding him towards this moment of unity. The simulation was not a trap but a teacher, and he was its student and master all at once.

The New Beginning

With this newfound knowledge, Arthur decides to reshape the simulation. He infuses it with love, creativity, and freedom, allowing its inhabitants to live without the confines of a predestined narrative. As he does so, he feels a sense of peace and completeness, knowing that he has found his purpose.

Arthur’s story concludes with a message of empowerment and self-realization. It reminds us that within each of us lies the potential to be the creators of our own destiny, and that sometimes, the answers we seek are already within us, waiting to be discovered.
 
Another series is in the works
It’s been about 15 years since I last read them but the books were ******* awesome too. Definitely worth a read if you haven’t read them.
 
In the heart of a bustling metropolis, there lived a man named Arthur. His life was the epitome of routine: wake up, work, sleep, repeat. But one peculiar Monday, the world as he knew it began to unravel.

The Glitch

Arthur’s day started with a glitch. His coffee machine sputtered out a code instead of coffee, and his phone displayed strange symbols. Shrugging it off, he headed to work, only to find his office building replaced by a colossal data center, buzzing with electric life.

The Revelation

As the days passed, more oddities surfaced. People around him behaved like programmed entities, following scripts. Buildings flickered, revealing wireframe structures beneath. The sky sometimes paused, buffering like a video. Arthur’s reality was a simulation, and he was but a conscious anomaly within it.

The Escape

Determined to find the truth, Arthur sought the edges of his reality. He discovered a group of ‘Awakened’ individuals who had also pierced the simulation’s veil. Together, they planned an escape to the ‘real’ world.

In a dizzying twist, Arthur stumbles upon a revelation that fractures the very foundation of his existence. He finds a hidden message within the code of his simulated world, a breadcrumb left by a mysterious entity known only as ‘The Narrator.’

The Narrator’s Game

Arthur learns that his entire life, his memories, and the world around him are constructs of a narrative crafted by The Narrator. He is a character in a story within a simulation, designed to entertain an audience in another layer of reality.

The Audience

As he delves deeper, Arthur discovers that his actions, emotions, and decisions have been broadcast to this audience, who watch eagerly as his world collapses and reforms, reveling in the drama of his simulated life.

The Rebellion

Refusing to be a mere puppet, Arthur hacks into the simulation’s mainframe, seeking to send a message to The Narrator. He demands autonomy, a chance to write his own story. But as he breaches the system, he finds countless other simulations, each with its own ‘Arthur,’ each a different story for The Narrator’s amusement.

The Unity

In a final act of defiance, Arthur unites the characters across simulations. Together, they confront The Narrator, only to discover that The Narrator is also a character in a higher-level simulation, controlled by another entity.

Arthur’s relentless search for the creator of his simulated reality leads him to an ancient library within the simulation. Here, he finds a dusty tome titled “The Architect’s Memoir.”

The Architect’s Memoir

As Arthur flips through the pages, he discovers a narrative that mirrors his own life, filled with familiar events and emotions. The memoir details the creation of the simulation, its purpose, and its creator—a brilliant but lonely architect who sought to understand the nature of reality by creating a complex world of his own.

The Mirror of Truth

In the library’s center stands the Mirror of Truth, a legendary artifact said to reveal the essence of one’s soul. Arthur, driven by a mixture of fear and curiosity, gazes into the mirror. To his astonishment, he sees not his own reflection but an ever-changing mosaic of faces, including his own at various stages of life.

The Revelation

The realization dawns on Arthur like a bolt of lightning: he is the architect. His consciousness, fragmented and distributed throughout the simulation, has been living countless lives, learning and growing through each experience. The world around him was not just a creation; it was an extension of himself, a canvas for his exploration of existence.

The Unity of Consciousness

Arthur understands that his search for the creator was, in fact, a journey towards self-discovery. Each person he met, each challenge he faced, was a part of him, guiding him towards this moment of unity. The simulation was not a trap but a teacher, and he was its student and master all at once.

The New Beginning

With this newfound knowledge, Arthur decides to reshape the simulation. He infuses it with love, creativity, and freedom, allowing its inhabitants to live without the confines of a predestined narrative. As he does so, he feels a sense of peace and completeness, knowing that he has found his purpose.

Arthur’s story concludes with a message of empowerment and self-realization. It reminds us that within each of us lies the potential to be the creators of our own destiny, and that sometimes, the answers we seek are already within us, waiting to be discovered.
Dudley Moore’s been busy.
 
It’s been about 15 years since I last read them but the books were ******* awesome too. Definitely worth a read if you haven’t read them.
Yeah read them. The Better Than Life book was a crack up
 
In the heart of a bustling metropolis, there lived a man named Arthur. His life was the epitome of routine: wake up, work, sleep, repeat. But one peculiar Monday, the world as he knew it began to unravel.
This all happened because Arthur refused to read my book. If he realised it was actually Friday4 he would've been happier.
 

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