Headlines for 2009

[purplepassion82]

I stole this idea from another teams board and just for a bit of off-season fun, thought we could give it a go.

Relating to AFL of course -

What sort of headlines (newspapers, reports etc) would you like to see throughout season 2009?

Or maybe something one of the commentators would say that make you happy??

I'm not very creative myself, but i'm looking forward to having a chuckle at everyone elses....

Commentator "Carr's been knocked out, looking at the replay, it's a completely legal hip and shoulder from Soloman and Carr looks a little worse for wear..."

 

[Palmervich]

Matthew DeBoer Wins the Brownlow Medal.

 

[dugrene]

WC Eagles change their name to Perth Eagles.

 

[Palmervich]

Robert Warnock traded back to Fremantle for round 7 Draft pick

 

[mr.11]

Fremantle Sneak into Finals!

Fremantle un-beatable at Home

 

[Sman-21]

Fremantle finish 12th

But geez they played alot of young guys this season an just about all of them look destined to become great players for fremantle.
If they can keep this group together Lookout they will be a force to be reckoned with over the next few years

 

[Mr AFL]

"Haselby Nearing Peek Form" (Middle Of The Season)
"Headland Delivers Big Time" (Towards End Of The Year)
"Fremantle's Youth, Look Very Promising" (Towards End Of The Year)

 

[dominguez]

Voss Admits - "I should have stuck to commentating."

Worsfold to replace Malthouse as Pies coach.

West Coast superstar Kerr rubbed out for 4 weeks, Filthy sniper Solomon suspended for one week.

Palmer wins Brownlow, Hawks fans still say Rioli is better.

Chad Fletcher to star in Zoolander II.

 

[Freo_4eva]

"Freo Player depth severely tested after early injuries... ring-in from block 112 stars in win"

 

[ImperialPurple]

^^^ LOL....

 

[Palmervich]

Josh Carr reduced to tears after being held possesionless by first gamer Matt Deboer in Fremantles Demolition of Port Power

 

[Kickett Punches Read]

1. dale kickett punches lynch outside of changerooms after dockers win in first derby of 09

2. palmer hits magical 50 possession mark against elite tagger adam selwood

3. pavlich hits post after siren to win round 1 match against bulldogs

4. ballantyne kicks 6 in first match for freo

5. dockers select zach clarke for round 4 match

6. luke mcpharlin first player nominated 10 weeks in a row for mark of the year

7. dockers play against spirit of game, (10 weeks worth of suspensions for season), afl judiciary labelled unjust and unfair to west coast (26 weeks worth of suspensions)

8. crowley and solomon labelled thugs, daniel kerr picked on by umpires

 

[Mesc]

Post Pies and Eagles Report : "Lynch and Dale Thomas out for season after near fatal collision"

 

[Rob]

"Haselby Nearing Peek Form" (Middle Of The Season)

What's the story behind that, Hase being caught with a secret video camera at Swanbourne beach?

 

[MadMac]

Tarrant sinks Collingwood with 8 goals

 

[estibador]

Débutant Clarke humiliates Warnock as Freo destroys the Blues by 100.

 

[Geoff]

Jakovich Sacked, McManus signs with Fox Sports.

 

[Ysaye]

"Hill Rises Above the Rest"

"Palmer in the run for the Brownlow"

 

[Kip Kinkel]

"Kim Hagdorn Exposed - 12yr old Girl Writes All Articles."

 

[estibador]

"Kim Hagdorn Exposed - 12yr old Girl..."

Woah... I thought you were going somewhere else with that for a minute.

 

[Reveler]

so did I!

"Scott Thornton wins Doig Medal, Cures Albinism, Rescues Puppy from a Fire"

 

[Selggad]

CARO MAKES HIM A NEW MAN

Richmond tragic and appallingly bad so-called footy journalist Caroline Wilson and Footy Show dirt bag Sam Newman tied the knot in a secret ceremony at the Lexus Ceremony where Eddie everywhere displayed yet another of his many talents by presiding over the nuptials. Wilson commented that after a series of counseling sessions arranged by channel 9 following Sam's bad taste send up of Caroline's wardrobe choices that she had "fallen for the big lug".
"Underneath it all, he is really a sweet guy. I wish he had of played for the tige's when I was a little girl" Caro gushed. Newman commented that once he finished paying for her cosmetic surgery he was sure she would be quite a dish and that marrying her was cheaper than paying the legal fees for his previous transgression.

 

[paul8241]

"Dodd stiches up Cousins in first NAB cup, cements new tagger role"

 

[Kram]

woah... I thought you were going somewhere else with that for a minute.

lmao.

 

[DCFCFAN84]

palmer wins brownlow, hawks fans still say rioli is better.

lmao!