JackHiscoxWasFast
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- Nov 30, 2023
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Who can drink 5 litres of petrol with out being sick?
Jerry can.
Jerry can.
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Fair fair. As a mathematician, do you know how to fit 100 maths teachers in a room that only holds 99 ?As a mathematician, I'm going to have to correct you.
The joke goes.... there are 3 types of mathematicians. Those who can count and those who can't.
It's a self depreciating joke.
Hey, I said i was a mathematician not a wordsmith.
What’s the difference between North Melb and a fireman ?
A fireman can climb a ladder.
But was there any Crust ?The bloke who invented fairy bread died.
At his funeral hundreds and thousands attended.
Whenever I saw him he cut me off.But was there any Crust ?
You're clearly not a wordsmith GTW. You mean self deprecating. Self depreciating is when you let yourself go.As a mathematician, I'm going to have to correct you.
The joke goes.... there are 3 types of mathematicians. Those who can count and those who can't.
It's a self depreciating joke.
Hey, I said i was a mathematician not a wordsmith.
A newly wed couple have their first big argument at breakfast. He leaves for work, slamming the door.My wife complained to me the other day that I never buy her flowers.
Not my fault, I never realised she sold them in the first place !
I must sincerely apologise, not for my poor command of English, but my obvious lack of humour.You're clearly not a wordsmith GTW. You mean self deprecating. Self depreciating is when you let yourself go.
I had an idea you were trying for humour so I tried to inject some humour back, just to leave a little wiggle room for both of us to back out quietly .I must sincerely apologise, not for my poor command of English, but my obvious lack of humour.
Using the term depreciating was just a (poor) play on the mathematic theme.