Unofficial Preview Banner this week - R8 v North

[CotchIsKing]

I am looking forward to this weeks offerings, here is my attempt.


There was once a team from the North who tried to steal Dusty

Coached by a Scott brother who is always Crusty

The farm they offered up

Dusty instead stayed and we won the Cup

And as they say, the rest is history

 

[WATiger86]

#LOLNORF

 

[These 4 Walls]

On North, Dusty did turn his back
So we know you'll never cheer for us
Though at the end of the game,
You'll hear a loud "Yellow & Black"
And you're welcome to Join In The Chorus

 

[These 4 Walls]

We play in front of 90 Thousand
A screaming, Yellow & Black mania.
Your home crowds sound like they left their voice
on the Shinboner Spirit of Tasmania

(if they don't do a match promotion called Shinboner Spirit of Tasmania to go to their home games they've missed a beat)

 

[Tiger84]

Side one should be

There only player of note is big Ben brown
Who looks like some sort of clown
They also have a coach called Brad Scott
Who is a complete toss pot

Second side

Last year they thought they had dusty
But he knew the whole club was a bit krusty
It took them years to save that money
But luckily dusty was no dummy

 

[fumbler]

We are what you want to be.

Better.

 

[richoatthedisco]

LOL NORF
You're shit
Eat a dick
You povvo scum

 

[SportsCentre]

Banner is sorted, fellas.

 

[richoatthedisco]

North Dusty. What's that, his haircut?

 

[Feraligatr]

North Melbourne's think they'll pass this test
But We are here to spoil it
So they can go back to what they do best
Doing other people's wives in toilets

 

[Dunger]

Ben brown is a clown
Sideshow bob without the evil frown
**** lol norf, 20 goals to 2 is how this game will go down

 

[Dunger]

North Dusty. What's that, his haircut?

North Dusty is a small town past Bourke.

no one goes there and no one wants to go there even though the town offered big coin to attract people to live there

 

[roacheee]

So Richmond don't win finals eh?

 

[A Tiger 4 lyf]

Go easy on us Dusty
#lolnorf

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Suffer campaigners.

 

[Tony Harrison]

Front -
YELLOW AND BLACK

Back -
Pay up, Phillyroo

 

[BF Tiger]

Which one of the four lolnorf fans in the crowd is Snake Baker?

 

[TigerImposter]

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Banner is sorted, fellas.

Perfect.

 

[HTT]

Norf don't have Dusty

WE DO

 

[I Rock]

That's what I'm talking about was said by Crawf
You guys didn't get Dusty or Kelly, LOL Norf

 

[These 4 Walls]

North's performed admirably, for a low spender.
Marley Williams lock-down work has been great
Richmond wouldn't mind another defender
And I hear Marley is Dusty's best mate.

 

[Tiger71]

Snakebaker was off to flyer
That poor crim called me a liar
I guess he would know due to
Being a crim and taking it in the poo hole

 

[ThaiTiger]

Snake_Baker and Phillyroo
gave us many reasons to hate you
At the end of the day, Dusty stayed,
and now we're laughing at the two

 

[smasha]

You all live in the same caravan!

 

[smasha]

You are the umpires favourites
the AFL gives you heaps
but the Tiges are coming for you
with our champion team elite