Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread

[SloppyJoe]

This went from bad to good then bad then good and now going bad again. But for different reasons.

 

[Ochre]

Don't remember who in the media called Dixon a Shaun Marsh clone but they weren't wrong.

 

[SloppyJoe]

Ok JFM that'll do

 

[ep2018]

Chase this in the last over pls

 

[amazingjoshy]

Oh that's handy

 

[ep2018]

Couldn't have asked for a better game. Gades should chase this from here.

 

[MKMatty]

great catch that

 

[amazingjoshy]

Ok no more wickets

 

[Ochre]

Heat scored 200 twice and couldn't defend it to keep us alive. Amazing

 

[amazingjoshy]

So we need to win in around 18-19 overs?

 

[ep2018]

Winning the toss tonight might have been the most important toss to win this season so far.

 

[Ochre]

Would be exceptionally funny how much it would annoy everyone else if they all fell over and we made the finals again

 

[Keys]

Renegades will have to chase this with a few overs to spare to realistically finish 4th, they will likely fall in a heap trying.

Tonight will be a dead rubber unfortunately.

This is a fair take when it was posted but turns out to be straight out funny in hindsight

 

[Ilkka Sinisalo]

Windies batting going well in Pakistan.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Some real pie chucking early from Behr and Morris.

Pitch looks dreadfully in the favour of the batters, mind. Would much prefer a bit of balance.

 

[Barrybran]

That's a tough catch. Well done by Agar.

 

[FKASC]

Morris would have to be up there with the most overrated cricketers coming through the system.

Stand by it

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Morris just ain't it, is he.

 

[FKASC]

Windies batting going well in Pakistan.

Unusual for a Pakistani pitch

 

[FKASC]

Morris just ain't it, is he.

Would like Scorchers to get rid of him next year. Can’t bat or field either so he’s a liability

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Season on the line and they've thrown up another horrendous bowling effort thus far.

Fanning in absolute no man's land there, what's he doing...

Also, yet again, demonstrating no faith in Beardman. Where is he? Doesn't get a bowl ahead of Hardie or Spoors...

 

[SloppyJoe]

Hurst who lol

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Brilliant stumping.

 

[FKASC]

Sign him up for 2025/6

 

[amazingjoshy]

Superb keeping