The 'Dirty Harry' Great Quotes Thread

[Pykie]

Was watching 'The Enforcer' before, and reminded me of the great interview scene.

Asking the applicant about a hypothetical situation.

Harry asks;

'Consider Ms Grant here (the representative from the mayors office) is propositioning on the sidewalk, and a man pulls up and offers her 5 dollars to do an "exhibition", an "exhibition" with a Shetland Pony'

'Besides cruelty to animals, what felony would be commited?'



Gets me every time


Anymore like that?

 

[Lidge]

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

 

[Mr Reliable]

When Harry Met Sally- the deli scene. Meg Ryan is sitting at the table showing Billy Crystal how easy it is for a woman to fake an orgasm and fool the man and the woman at the next table is asked what she would like to order. Indicating towards Meg Ryan, she utters the famous line:

"I'll have what she's having."

I also didn't mind the scene in the Arnold Schwarzanegger movie (Kindergarten Cop???) when he throws the mounted cop off the horse and rides off, explaining something like "Federal officer in pursuit of a suspect."

[oops, is this thread reserved for Clint Eastwood lines?]

 

[roobear]

after being told to hand in his detectives star:

"Here's a 7-point suppository, Captain"

 

[Pykie]

[oops, is this thread reserved for Clint Eastwood lines?]

No no, all comers. Just named in the great mans honour.

 

[Boozeroo]

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[Lidge]

"Matt Damon"
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and one of the greatest ever monologues ever delivered in cinematic history.!
Dicks, Pussies & Assholes
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[The Teflon Dean]

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - The Outlaw Josey Wales (I think).

 

[Mr Reliable]

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - The Outlaw Josey Wales (I think).

And here's me thinking it's a D. Pagan original...

 

[35eye]

And here's me thinking it's a D. Pagan original...

I thought it was a Judge Judy original, how embarrassed am I?