Unofficial Preview Showdown XLIV Banter Thread

[*PAF]

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You getting there early today for a few more signatures?

Nah not into signatures ... but I wouldn't mind that hubcap.

 

[Cromulent]

Nah not into signatures ... but I wouldn't mind that hubcap.

I'm sure there's a car running around with the other 3 you can steal it from..

 

[Runnin Blue]

I wonder how many goals Dixon A.K.A. Goober A.K.A. Talia’s Bitch will add to his incredible 2018 tally today?

 

[AFC3000]

Not too many invites to the post-game banter thread handed out.

Strange going into a first Showdown without Port supporters being up and about.

Makes me a bit nervous.

 

[CrowBloke]

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You getting there early today for a few more signatures?

Hey, turn that hubcap into the new Shield --- couldn't be any worse than the feetless Bond Bros, or should that be featless, since they are both PA droolers these days?

 

[CrowBloke]

Apologies as it takes me a bit of time to go from A to B nowadays. I am here now so banter away.

PAF??
Wtf?
Oh wait, that's the sound your bloke made when he bounced off Douglas in the GIF above in this thread
*PAF* (hot air deflating, as smelly as a fart but not as loud as a whoopee cushion)

Edit: GIF must be in another thread. I couldn't find it. Anybody?

 

[kirky]

Jacobs may not play as reported on Tiser website?

 

[Drewie11]

Nah not into signatures ... but I wouldn't mind that hubcap.

Need 1 more for the full set to take to the Port Adelaide markets?

 

[*PAF]

Need 1 more for the full set to take to the Port Adelaide markets?

Nah. That's a bit like the chook trying to sell books to a frog.
Book book? Book book?
Gotit gotit

 

[*PAF]

Not too many invites to the post-game banter thread handed out.

Strange going into a first Showdown without Port supporters being up and about.

Makes me a bit nervous.

I tried doing a Janus type post to piss you all off, but the tiny screen on the $2.98 DIY candlestick to smartphone upgrade I'm using won't let me write more than 2,000 words.

 

[FR0GGY]

I tried doing a Janus type post to piss you all off, but the tiny screen on the $2.98 DIY candlestick to smartphone upgrade I'm using won't let me write more than 2,000 words.

Oh Janus definitely doesn’t piss us off

 

[Big Crow]

I’m at the game. The not giving in clap along is just 35k people who can’t follow a beat.

 

[Arthur Dunger]

Sorry, just found this thread

 

[fabs33]

Sorry, just found this thread

Sure, you only "just found" it.

Must have been an extensive and exhausting search.

 

[Geoffa32]

I know why Kern was so excited.

Port winning their two biggest games of the year (home Showdown and Gold Coast game at Jay Stadium) means he will get another contract extension.

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

 

[skam85]

Is that the SPP celebration?

 

[Roovolution]

Sorry, just found this thread

Bit Late to the party.

 

[Arthur Dunger]

Bit Late to the party.

As late as ratkins' reaction to a Motlop sidestep?

 

[Bicks]

As late as ratkins' reaction to a Motlop sidestep?

You reckon Ford Cortina would allow us to post a pic of a Crows player celebrating a goal after Crows win over the Paer over yonder without the ban hammer coming out??

 

[Roovolution]

You reckon Ford Cortina would allow us to post a pic of a Crows player celebrating a goal after Crows win over the Paer over yonder without the ban hammer coming out??

Way too precious and pathetic for that. Wonder why that is?

 

[Arthur Dunger]

You reckon Ford Cortina would allow us to post a pic of a Crows player celebrating a goal after Crows win over the Paer over yonder without the ban hammer coming out??

Oops, are you saying no football related pictures are allowed in the banter thread? (sorry, my bad)

 

[Bicks]

Oops, are you saying no football related pictures are allowed in the banter thread? (sorry, my bad)

I'm struggling to find any "banter" from you in this thread prior to the game, perhaps you could point me to it??

 

[Arthur Dunger]

I'm struggling to find any "banter" from you in this thread prior to the game, perhaps you could point me to it??

And your two (and only) posts in this thread have come in the past 12 minutes!

 

[SaltPeter]

And your two (and only) posts in this thread have come in the past 12 minutes!

There was discussion early in thread that Puffy’s that were too scared to banter prior to the game would be given infractions if they dropped in to gloat post game.

Now be a good little boy and go back to the Power bored.

 

[Bicks]

And your two (and only) posts in this thread have come in the past 12 minutes!

Just calling out an obvious Paer bandwagonner/frontrunner.