Event SFAEW Presents: SweetaMania IV - Festivus Frenzy on now!

[PhenomenalV1]

And for the second Festivus Miracle:

Can Kennedy Parker and I co-exist as we clash with Barrybran and GWS Goose?​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
GWS Goose uses a bodyslam on PhenomenalV1.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
GWS Goose hits PhenomenalV1 with an elbow.
GWS Goose whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 hits GWS Goose with a backdrop.
GWS Goose falls out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a flying cross body press, but GWS Goose moves out of the way.
GWS Goose throws PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
GWS Goose performs a bodyslam against PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
GWS Goose does a crotch chop.
The crowd is going crazy.
GWS Goose shoves PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
GWS Goose gets back into the ring.
PhenomenalV1 rolls back in under the bottom rope.
GWS Goose performs an elbowdrop against PhenomenalV1.
GWS Goose tries a back suplex, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a go-behind.
PhenomenalV1 executes a lariat against GWS Goose.
PhenomenalV1 tries a kick to the midsection, but GWS Goose counters it with a dragon screw.
GWS Goose tags out to BarryBran.
GWS Goose performs a dropkick against PhenomenalV1.
BarryBran executes an enzuigiri against PhenomenalV1.
GWS Goose leaves the ring.
BarryBran whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
BarryBran hits PhenomenalV1 with a kick.
BarryBran uses a kneelift on PhenomenalV1.
BarryBran hits PhenomenalV1.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
BarryBran chops PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is vociferously booing BarryBran.
PhenomenalV1 hits BarryBran.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 hits BarryBran.
PhenomenalV1 uses a lariat on BarryBran.
PhenomenalV1 tags out to Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker performs a belly-to-belly suplex against BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker executes a dropkick against BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker performs a gutwrench suplex against BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker hits a hiptoss on BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker executes a bodyslam against BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker tags out to PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 and Kennedy Parker hit BarryBran with a double DDT.
Kennedy Parker leaves the ring.
PhenomenalV1 performs a vertical suplex against BarryBran.
PhenomenalV1 tags out to Kennedy Parker.
GWS Goose enters the ring and throws PhenomenalV1 out of the ring.
The chants for GWS Goose are deafening.
GWS Goose leaves the ring.
BarryBran goes for an armdrag takedown, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a backslide.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker hits BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker punches BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker hits BarryBran.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker goes for a back suplex, but BarryBran blocks it.
BarryBran tags out to GWS Goose.
PhenomenalV1 enters the ring and throws BarryBran out of the ring.
Kennedy Parker and PhenomenalV1 hit GWS Goose with a double DDT.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
Kennedy Parker hits a clothesline on GWS Goose.
PhenomenalV1 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
PhenomenalV1 uses a diving elbowdrop on GWS Goose.
The crowd erupts.
Kennedy Parker goes for a flying dropkick, but GWS Goose steps out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
GWS Goose tries a Jackhammer, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kennedy Parker executes a clothesline against GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker attempts to place GWS Goose on the turnbuckle, but GWS Goose blocks it.
Kennedy Parker executes a gutwrench suplex against GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker throws GWS Goose out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, five, GWS Goose reenters the ring.
Kennedy Parker executes a clothesline against GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker takes GWS Goose down with a vertical suplex.
The crowd erupts.
Kennedy Parker takes GWS Goose down with a back suplex.
Kennedy Parker places GWS Goose on the turnbuckle.
Kennedy Parker tries a double underhook superplex, but GWS Goose blocks it.
GWS Goose throws Kennedy Parker off the turnbuckle.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
GWS Goose hits Kennedy Parker with a kick.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker tries a hiptoss, but GWS Goose blocks it.
GWS Goose hits a bulldog on Kennedy Parker.
GWS Goose places Kennedy Parker on the turnbuckle.
GWS Goose performs a superplex against Kennedy Parker.
The crowd is behind GWS Goose all the way.
GWS Goose whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker hits GWS Goose with a clothesline.
Kennedy Parker uses a flying dropkick on GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker uses a clothesline on GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker covers GWS Goose.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker tries an elbowdrop, but GWS Goose moves out of the way.
GWS Goose uses a kick to the midsection on Kennedy Parker.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
GWS Goose goes for the GWS Drop, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a power bomb.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker goes for a flying dropkick, but GWS Goose steps out of the way.
GWS Goose whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes, but Kennedy Parker reverses it.
Kennedy Parker misses with an elbow.
Kennedy Parker hits GWS Goose with an elbow.
Kennedy Parker executes the Admin Driver on GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winners are PhenomenalV1 and Kennedy Parker. Time of match: 0:06:33
Sim Rating: ****


The answer is "yes", apparently...

 

[damicky]

They lock up.
GWS Goose uses a bodyslam on PhenomenalV1.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
GWS Goose hits PhenomenalV1 with an elbow.
GWS Goose whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 hits GWS Goose with a backdrop.
GWS Goose falls out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a flying cross body press, but GWS Goose moves out of the way.
GWS Goose throws PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
GWS Goose performs a bodyslam against PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
GWS Goose does a crotch chop.
The crowd is going crazy.
GWS Goose shoves PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
GWS Goose gets back into the ring.
PhenomenalV1 rolls back in under the bottom rope.
GWS Goose performs an elbowdrop against PhenomenalV1.
GWS Goose tries a back suplex, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a go-behind.
PhenomenalV1 executes a lariat against GWS Goose.
PhenomenalV1 tries a kick to the midsection, but GWS Goose counters it with a dragon screw.
GWS Goose tags out to BarryBran.
GWS Goose performs a dropkick against PhenomenalV1.
BarryBran executes an enzuigiri against PhenomenalV1.
GWS Goose leaves the ring.
BarryBran whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
BarryBran hits PhenomenalV1 with a kick.
BarryBran uses a kneelift on PhenomenalV1.
BarryBran hits PhenomenalV1.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
BarryBran chops PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is vociferously booing BarryBran.
PhenomenalV1 hits BarryBran.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 hits BarryBran.
PhenomenalV1 uses a lariat on BarryBran.
PhenomenalV1 tags out to Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker performs a belly-to-belly suplex against BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker executes a dropkick against BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker performs a gutwrench suplex against BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker hits a hiptoss on BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker executes a bodyslam against BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker tags out to PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 and Kennedy Parker hit BarryBran with a double DDT.
Kennedy Parker leaves the ring.
PhenomenalV1 performs a vertical suplex against BarryBran.
PhenomenalV1 tags out to Kennedy Parker.
GWS Goose enters the ring and throws PhenomenalV1 out of the ring.
The chants for GWS Goose are deafening.
GWS Goose leaves the ring.
BarryBran goes for an armdrag takedown, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a backslide.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker hits BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker punches BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker hits BarryBran.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker goes for a back suplex, but BarryBran blocks it.
BarryBran tags out to GWS Goose.
PhenomenalV1 enters the ring and throws BarryBran out of the ring.
Kennedy Parker and PhenomenalV1 hit GWS Goose with a double DDT.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
Kennedy Parker hits a clothesline on GWS Goose.
PhenomenalV1 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
PhenomenalV1 uses a diving elbowdrop on GWS Goose.
The crowd erupts.
Kennedy Parker goes for a flying dropkick, but GWS Goose steps out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
GWS Goose tries a Jackhammer, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kennedy Parker executes a clothesline against GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker attempts to place GWS Goose on the turnbuckle, but GWS Goose blocks it.
Kennedy Parker executes a gutwrench suplex against GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker throws GWS Goose out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, five, GWS Goose reenters the ring.
Kennedy Parker executes a clothesline against GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker takes GWS Goose down with a vertical suplex.
The crowd erupts.
Kennedy Parker takes GWS Goose down with a back suplex.
Kennedy Parker places GWS Goose on the turnbuckle.
Kennedy Parker tries a double underhook superplex, but GWS Goose blocks it.
GWS Goose throws Kennedy Parker off the turnbuckle.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
GWS Goose hits Kennedy Parker with a kick.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker tries a hiptoss, but GWS Goose blocks it.
GWS Goose hits a bulldog on Kennedy Parker.
GWS Goose places Kennedy Parker on the turnbuckle.
GWS Goose performs a superplex against Kennedy Parker.
The crowd is behind GWS Goose all the way.
GWS Goose whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker hits GWS Goose with a clothesline.
Kennedy Parker uses a flying dropkick on GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker uses a clothesline on GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker covers GWS Goose.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker tries an elbowdrop, but GWS Goose moves out of the way.
GWS Goose uses a kick to the midsection on Kennedy Parker.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
GWS Goose goes for the GWS Drop, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a power bomb.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker goes for a flying dropkick, but GWS Goose steps out of the way.
GWS Goose whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes, but Kennedy Parker reverses it.
Kennedy Parker misses with an elbow.
Kennedy Parker hits GWS Goose with an elbow.
Kennedy Parker executes the Admin Driver on GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winners are PhenomenalV1 and Kennedy Parker. Time of match: 0:06:33
Sim Rating: ****


The answer is "yes", apparently...

This SIM is more rigged than the Sweet FA Summer League

 

[PhenomenalV1]

On the third day of Festivus, my true love sent to me...

Tonga Bob vs Robertio in a glorified submission match!

Funny, that doesn't rhyme...​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This SIM is more rigged than the Sweet FA Summer League

Another crack like that and you're out of ClarkeMoney in the Bank.

 

[damicky]

Another crack like that and you're out of ClarkeMoney in the Bank.

Great win

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Tonga Bob attacks Robertio before the bell.
Tonga Bob throws Robertio out of the ring.
Tonga Bob jumps onto him with a somersault bodyblock off the apron.
Tonga Bob throws Robertio into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tonga Bob tries a Vader attack, but Robertio counters it with a fist to the midsection.
Robertio clears the announcers' table.
Robertio sets up Tonga Bob on the announcers' table.
Robertio tries to drive Tonga Bob through the table with a side slam, but he blocks it.
Tonga Bob attempts a Vader attack, but Robertio counters it with a fist to the midsection.
Robertio sets up Tonga Bob on the announcers' table.
Robertio executes a side slam through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Robertio climbs back into the ring.
Tonga Bob follows him back in.
Robertio goes for a spear, but Tonga Bob counters it with a backdrop.
Tonga Bob nails Robertio with a gutwrench suplex.
Tonga Bob works the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Tonga Bob.
Tonga Bob executes a Vader attack against Robertio.
Tonga Bob uses a Russian legsweep on Robertio.
Tonga Bob locks Robertio in a bearhug.
Robertio reaches the ropes after 10 seconds.
Tonga Bob executes an elbowsmash against Robertio.
Tonga Bob uses a dropkick on Robertio.
Tonga Bob catches Robertio in a choke against the ropes.
Robertio tries to escape the hold.
Robertio reaches the ropes after being locked up for 15 seconds.
Tonga Bob hits a short clothesline on Robertio.
Tonga Bob uses a kick to the chest on Robertio.
Tonga Bob runs into the ropes.
Tonga Bob attempts a lariat, but Robertio blocks it.
Robertio executes a swinging DDT against Tonga Bob.
Robertio executes a spear against Tonga Bob.
Robertio strikes a pose.
Robertio is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Robertio nails Tonga Bob with a reverse neckbreaker.
Robertio hits a kneelift on Tonga Bob.
Robertio hits a flying cross body press on Tonga Bob.
Robertio throws Tonga Bob out of the ring.
Robertio goes outside.
Robertio sets up a table.
Robertio sets up Tonga Bob on the table.
Robertio tries to drive Tonga Bob through the table with a side slam, but he blocks it.
Tonga Bob whips Robertio into the guardrail.
Tonga Bob hits a vertical suplex on Robertio.
Tonga Bob uses a vertical suplex on Robertio.
Tonga Bob whips Robertio into the guardrail.
Tonga Bob performs a European uppercut against Robertio.
Tonga Bob shoves Robertio into the guardrail.
Tonga Bob throws Robertio into the ringpost.
Tonga Bob executes a kneelift against Robertio.
Tonga Bob knocks Robertio into the ringsteps.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Tonga Bob throws Robertio into the ringsteps.
Tonga Bob runs Robertio into the ringsteps.
Robertio sets up Tonga Bob on the table.
Robertio tries to drive Tonga Bob through the table with a side slam, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Tonga Bob throws Robertio into the guardrail.
Tonga Bob tries a vertical suplex, but Robertio slides down his back.
Robertio throws Tonga Bob back into the ring.
Robertio uses a rolling reverse cradle on Tonga Bob.
Robertio tries a bodyslam, but Tonga Bob counters it with a facerake.
Tonga Bob executes a savate kick against Robertio.
Tonga Bob performs a Russian legsweep against Robertio.
Tonga Bob goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Robertio blocks it.
Robertio tries a kick to the midsection, but Tonga Bob blocks it.
Tonga Bob goes for a kick to the chest, but Robertio counters it with a legsweep.
Robertio executes a kneedrop against Tonga Bob.
Robertio performs a chop against Tonga Bob.
Robertio sends Tonga Bob into the turnbuckle.
Robertio runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Tonga Bob lifts his knee.
Tonga Bob throws Robertio out of the ring.
Tonga Bob rolls out under the bottom rope.
Tonga Bob shoves Robertio into the guardrail.
Tonga Bob shoves Robertio into the guardrail.
Tonga Bob hits a back suplex on Robertio.
Tonga Bob gets back into the ring.
Robertio climbs back into the ring.
Tonga Bob uses an elbowdrop on Robertio.
Tonga Bob gives the sign for the Game Over.
Tonga Bob executes the Game Over on Robertio.
Robertio is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Robertio tries to escape the hold.
Robertio summons one last burst of energy.
Mike Uppet tells Robertio to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Robertio nods.
Robertio is writhing in pain.
Mike Uppet checks Robertio's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Robertio fights his way out of the hold after 37 seconds.
Robertio performs a flying cross body press against Tonga Bob.
Robertio hits a Flatliner on Tonga Bob.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Robertio.
Robertio uses a dropkick from the second rope on Tonga Bob.
Robertio uses a kick to the midsection on Tonga Bob.
Robertio throws Tonga Bob into the turnbuckle, but Tonga Bob reverses it.
Tonga Bob executes a Samoan Drop against Robertio.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Tonga Bob executes the Game Over on Robertio.
Robertio tries to escape the hold.
Robertio tries to fight the pain.
Robertio submits after 16 seconds.

The winner is Tonga Bob. Time of match: 0:09:22
Sim Rating: ****


And Tonga Bob comes out on top in the Feats of Strength!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Great win

See, much better.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the Silly Season...

por_please_ya, Frothies Mcveigh, damicky, The Filth Wizard, Braklet, kananooks, The Half Back and DenieD fight for the first gift of Christmas: The ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

DenieD punches Frothies McVeigh.
DenieD punches Frothies McVeigh.
DenieD kicks Frothies McVeigh.
DenieD further incites the crowd.
Frothies McVeigh chops DenieD.
The crowd is behind Frothies McVeigh all the way.
Frothies McVeigh performs a forearm to the back against DenieD.
Frothies McVeigh uses a dragon screw on DenieD.
Frothies McVeigh performs an elbowsmash against DenieD.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a vertical suplex, but DenieD blocks it.
DenieD whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh executes a spinning headscissors against DenieD.
The crowd is really behind Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a standing corkscrew senton, but DenieD gets his knees up.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
DenieD misses with a kick.
DenieD misses with a shoulderblock.
Frothies McVeigh hits DenieD with a clothesline.
The Half Back whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard misses with a kick.
The Filth Wizard hits a clothesline on The Half Back.
The Filth Wizard gets an Indian deathlock on The Half Back.
The Half Back is struggling to reach the ropes.
Braklet makes the save.
The Half Back performs a fireman's carry backbreaker against The Filth Wizard.
The Half Back goes for a fireman's carry backbreaker, but The Filth Wizard
counters it with a small package.
The Filth Wizard performs a clothesline against The Half Back.
The Filth Wizard catches The Half Back in an Indian deathlock.
The Half Back tries to escape the hold.
Damicky makes the save.
The Filth Wizard whips The Half Back into the ropes, but The Half Back reverses it.
The Half Back hits The Filth Wizard with a kick.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
The Half Back attempts a lariat, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a spinning backbreaker.
por_please_ya tries a flying cross body press, but The Filth Wizard rolls through with the move.
DenieD works the crowd.
DenieD is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard misses with a kick.
DenieD nails The Filth Wizard with a swinging neckbreaker.
DenieD further incites the crowd.
Braklet uses a swinging neckbreaker on DenieD.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Braklet tries to climb the ladder.
Braklet is on his way up.
Braklet is half-way up.
The Half Back brings him down with a block buster off the top rope.
The crowd is giving The Half Back a standing ovation.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
Braklet misses with a shoulderblock.
Braklet misses with a clothesline.
Braklet hits The Half Back with an elbow.
Braklet works the crowd.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Braklet hits a slingshot elbowdrop on The Half Back.
Braklet throws The Half Back out of the ring.
Braklet goes for a baseball slide, but The Half Back moves out of the way.
The Half Back attempts the Sunset Driver, but Braklet counters it with a sunset flip.
Braklet uses a knee to the back on The Half Back.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Braklet reenters the ring.
The Half Back follows him back in.
Braklet tries to climb the ladder.
Braklet is on his way up.
Braklet is half-way up.
Frothies McVeigh pulls him back down.
Braklet nails Frothies McVeigh with a DDT.
The Filth Wizard hits a vertical suplex on Frothies McVeigh.
The Filth Wizard nails Frothies McVeigh with a high knee.
The Filth Wizard tries to climb the ladder.
The Filth Wizard is on his way up.
The Half Back brings him down with a top-rope swinging neckbreaker.
The Half Back uses a kick to the head on The Filth Wizard.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky catches The Filth Wizard in an abdominal stretch.
The Filth Wizard is valiantly trying to break the hold.
por_please_ya makes the save.
por_please_ya runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya hits Braklet with a backdrop.
por_please_ya uses a meteora on Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
por_please_ya executes an elbowsmash against Braklet.
por_please_ya tries to climb the ladder.
por_please_ya is on his way up.
por_please_ya is half-way up.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Frothies McVeigh knocks her off the ladder.
Frothies McVeigh attempts to place por_please_ya on the turnbuckle, but por_please_ya blocks it.
Frothies McVeigh executes a spinning leg lariat against por_please_ya.
Frothies McVeigh runs into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh hits por_please_ya with a kick.
Frothies McVeigh tries a spin kick, but por_please_ya ducks out of the way.
DenieD locks Frothies McVeigh in a sleeperhold.
Frothies McVeigh manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
DenieD executes the Rocker Dropper against Frothies McVeigh.
DenieD sets up Frothies McVeigh on the turnbuckle.
DenieD launches Frothies McVeigh across the ring with a superplex.
Numerous fans are using DenieD as target practice.
DenieD tries a bodyslam, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Frothies McVeigh sends DenieD into the turnbuckle, but DenieD reverses it.
kananooks whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes, but Frothies McVeigh reverses it.
Frothies McVeigh hits kananooks with a kick.
por_please_ya executes a dropkick against kananooks.
por_please_ya uses a Northern Lights suplex on kananooks.
DenieD goes for a DDT, but kananooks blocks it.
kananooks performs a kneelift against DenieD.
kananooks punches DenieD.
kananooks punches DenieD.
The crowd is really behind kananooks.
kananooks kicks DenieD.
kananooks uses a back suplex on DenieD.
kananooks uses an elbowsmash on DenieD.
kananooks performs a spinning mule kick against DenieD.
kananooks puts DenieD in a sleeperhold.
DenieD gets ahold of the ropes after 11 seconds.
kananooks kicks DenieD.
kananooks chops DenieD.
DenieD kicks kananooks.
kananooks chops DenieD.
There are lots of chants for kananooks.
kananooks kicks DenieD.
kananooks whips DenieD into the ropes.
kananooks misses with a clothesline.
kananooks goes for the Pele kick, but DenieD steps out of the way.
Braklet hits a facerake on DenieD.
Braklet goes for a superkick, but DenieD ducks out of the way.
Braklet begs off.
DenieD executes a headbutt against Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
DenieD goes for a clothesline, but Braklet counters it with a hiptoss.
In turn, Damicky hits Braklet with a clothesline.
Damicky sends Braklet into the turnbuckle.
Damicky charges into the corner, but Braklet lifts his leg.
Braklet tries to climb the ladder.
Braklet is on his way up.
Damicky knocks him off the ladder.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
Braklet hits Damicky with a clothesline.
Braklet performs a superkick against Damicky.
Numerous fans are using Braklet as target practice.
Braklet works the crowd.
Braklet executes a facerake against Damicky.
The Half Back attempts a spinebuster slam, but Damicky counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Damicky flicks his toothpick at him.
Damicky sets up The Half Back on the turnbuckle.
Damicky nails The Half Back with a belly-to-back superplex.
Damicky performs a clothesline against The Half Back.
Damicky tries a bulldog, but The Half Back throws him off.
The Filth Wizard throws Damicky out of the ring.
The Filth Wizard goes for a plancha, but Damicky moves out of the way.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
The Filth Wizard whips Damicky into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard throws Damicky back into the ring.
The Filth Wizard executes a spinebuster slam against Damicky.
The Filth Wizard tries to climb the ladder.
The Filth Wizard is on his way up.
VeinGlorious and KohPhi come to ringside.
The Filth Wizard is half-way up.
KohPhi knocks him off the ladder.
VeinGlorious hits the VGKO on The Filth Wizard.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

por_please_ya nails kananooks with a Northern Lights suplex.
por_please_ya sends kananooks into a ladder.
por_please_ya charges in with a jumping knee strike.
por_please_ya uses a jumping knee strike on kananooks into the ladder.
The crowd is behind por_please_ya all the way.
por_please_ya uses a dropkick on kananooks.
DenieD runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya performs a dropkick against DenieD.
Frothies McVeigh executes a swinging DDT against por_please_ya.
Frothies McVeigh executes an Asai huracanrana against DenieD.
Frothies McVeigh whips DenieD into the ropes.
DenieD hits a swinging neckbreaker on Frothies McVeigh.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
DenieD goes for a back suplex, but Frothies McVeigh flips over.
Frothies McVeigh nails DenieD with a jumping knee strike.
Damicky takes Frothies McVeigh down with a gutwrench suplex.
Braklet attempts a superkick, but Damicky ducks out of the way.
The Filth Wizard hits a spinebuster slam on Braklet.
The Filth Wizard doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting.
The Filth Wizard uses a low blow on Braklet.
The Filth Wizard whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a side suplex.
The Filth Wizard does a crotch chop.
The boos are resurfacing again.
The Filth Wizard executes a spinebuster slam against Braklet.
The Filth Wizard attempts a kick to the midsection, but Braklet counters it with a legsweep.
Braklet tries to climb the ladder.
Braklet is on his way up.
Braklet is half-way up.
DragoDelph comes to ringside.
Braklet is almost on top of the ladder.
DragoDelph knocks him off the ladder.
DragoDelph throws Braklet out of the ring.
DragoDelph jumps onto Braklet with a tope suicida.
Braklet and DragoDelph brawl into the crowd.
DenieD tries to climb the ladder.
DenieD is on his way up.
Frothies McVeigh knocks over the ladder with a shoulderblock.
The Filth Wizard whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard attempts an abdominal stretch, but Damicky counters it with a facerake.
Damicky hits The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is giving Damicky a standing ovation.
The Filth Wizard kicks Frothies McVeigh.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on Frothies McVeigh.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The Filth Wizard is being booed out of the building.
The Filth Wizard executes a swinging neckbreaker against Damicky.
The Filth Wizard executes a low blow against Damicky.
The Filth Wizard goes for a hiptoss, but Damicky counters it with a facerake.
Damicky goes for a vertical suplex, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
Damicky re-reverses it.
Damicky runs into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard hits Damicky with a clothesline.
The Filth Wizard sets the ladder back up.
The Filth Wizard is starting to climb the ladder, not realizing that Damicky is right behind him.
Damicky goes for an armbar submission, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard goes for a facebuster onto the knee, but Damicky blocks it.
Damicky nails The Filth Wizard with a bulldog.
Damicky chops The Filth Wizard.
Damicky hits a Cheese's Edge on The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Half Back hits Damicky.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Half Back punches Damicky.
The Half Back chops Damicky.
Damicky chops The Half Back.
The crowd erupts.
Damicky goes for a bodyslam, but The Half Back counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Half Back goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Damicky counters it with a side suplex.
Damicky attempts a headlock takedown, but The Half Back throws him off.
The Half Back tries to climb the ladder.
The Half Back is on his way up.
Damicky brings him down with a double underhook superplex.
Damicky sets up The Half Back on the turnbuckle.
Damicky executes a belly-to-back superplex against The Half Back.
The crowd erupts.
HARPSichord comes to ringside.
HARPSichord tries a headbutt, but The Half Back blocks it.
TheInjuryFactory comes to ringside.
The Injury Factory nails HARPSichord with a lariat.
The Injury Factory executes the Bosstino on Damicky.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Injury Factory sets up the ladder.
The Half Back tries to climb the ladder.
The Half Back is on his way up.
The Half Back is half-way up.
The Injury Factory is holding the ladder steady for him.
The Half Back is almost on top of the ladder.
The Half Back is in grabbing distance.
The Half Back has retrieved the ClarkeMoney Briefcase.

The winner is The Half Back. Time of match: 0:16:17
Sim Rating *** 3/4


I think that might be a new record for match interference, but nonetheless, Halfy is the new Mr. ClarkeMoney in the Bank!



Have a safe and happy Christmas and New Years, and I'll be back in a few weeks with another SFAEW Offseason Spectacular!

 

[serial_thrilla]

They lock up.
TheWizardMelon hits a release dragon suplex on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a flying forearm.
serial_thrilla hits an elbowsmash on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla covers TheWizardMelon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla gets a reverse figure-four leglock on TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon is valiantly trying to break the hold.
TheWizardMelon is struggling to reach the ropes.
serial_thrilla lets go after 12 seconds.
serial_thrilla goes for a draping DDT, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a fist to the midsection.
TheWizardMelon goes for a vertical suplex, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
In turn, TheWizardMelon counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits a snap mare on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon performs a whiplash neckbreaker against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon has the crowd going wild.
TheWizardMelon hits a snap mare on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
TheWizardMelon executes the Sling Blade against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon attempts a dropkick, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla takes TheWizardMelon down with a toss suplex.
serial_thrilla throws TheWizardMelon out of the ring.
Richard Head counts: one, two, three, TheWizardMelon reenters the ring.
serial_thrilla kicks TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla kicks TheWizardMelon.
TheWizardMelon punches serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon uses a slap on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon goes for a whiplash neckbreaker, but serial_thrilla counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla hits a draping DDT on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon with an elbow.
serial_thrilla uses a Muscle Buster on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
serial_thrilla attempts a powerslam, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a sunset flip.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla takes TheWizardMelon down with a toss suplex.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a DDT.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla sends TheWizardMelon into the turnbuckle, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
TheWizardMelon charges into the corner.
TheWizardMelon attempts a vertical suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits a toss suplex on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla uses a Muscle Buster on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla attempts a superkick, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a legsweep.
TheWizardMelon executes an enzuigiri against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon throws serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla charges into the corner.
serial_thrilla uses the Vertebreaker on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla uses a side slam on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla performs a vertical suplex against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla uses a moonsault bodyblock on TheWizardMelon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla attempts the Vertebreaker, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
TheWizardMelon takes serial_thrilla down with a vertical suplex.
TheWizardMelon tries a dropkick to the knee, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla performs a double leg slam against TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla covers TheWizardMelon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla attempts to place TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle, but
TheWizardMelon blocks it.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon with a kick.
serial_thrilla attempts a flying dropkick, but TheWizardMelon steps out of the way.
TheWizardMelon goes for a bodyslam, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla uses a double leg slam on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla uses a DDT on TheWizardMelon.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla places TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a superplex.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla places TheWizardMelon on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla hits a top-rope Frankensteiner on TheWizardMelon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla executes a bodyslam against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla executes a powerslam against TheWizardMelon.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla throws TheWizardMelon out of the ring.
Richard Head counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
TheWizardMelon reenters the ring.
serial_thrilla hits a drop-down uppercut on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla uses an open-handed chop on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla performs a Flatliner against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a DDT.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla uses an elbowsmash on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla attempts a side slam, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an armdrag takedown.
TheWizardMelon performs an Aztecan suplex against serial_thrilla.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TheWizardMelon uses a jawbreaker on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon uses a release dragon suplex on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla uses a drop-down uppercut on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla takes TheWizardMelon down with a front-layout suplex.
serial_thrilla catches TheWizardMelon in a reverse figure-four leglock.
TheWizardMelon grabs the ropes after 5 seconds.
serial_thrilla attempts a springboard cutter, but TheWizardMelon counters it with a backslide.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
TheWizardMelon hits a Russian legsweep on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon hits an elbowsmash on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon goes for a slap, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a Flatliner.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla executes a hiptoss against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla executes a kneelift against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla uses a flying dropkick on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla performs a kneelift against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla sends TheWizardMelon into the turnbuckle, but TheWizardMelon reverses it.
TheWizardMelon charges into the corner, but serial_thrilla lifts his leg.
serial_thrilla performs an open-handed chop against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla performs a drop-down uppercut against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla hits a DDT on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla locks TheWizardMelon in a reverse figure-four leglock.
TheWizardMelon gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
serial_thrilla goes for a Muscle Buster, but TheWizardMelon counters it with an elbowsmash.
TheWizardMelon hits an enzuigiri on serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon executes a Russian legsweep against serial_thrilla.
TheWizardMelon tries a Texas Cloverleaf, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla nails TheWizardMelon with a springboard cutter.
serial_thrilla performs a superkick against TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla whips TheWizardMelon into the ropes.
TheWizardMelon hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
TheWizardMelon nails serial_thrilla with a somersault splash.
The chants for TheWizardMelon are deafening.
TheWizardMelon whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla hits TheWizardMelon with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on TheWizardMelon.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winner is serial_thrilla. Time of match: 0:12:28
Sim Rating: **** 1/4



And NNNNEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW SFAEW Intercity Champion...serial_thrilla!

With this victory, thrilla joins Filthy and Halfy as the third SFAEW Triple Crown Champion!

Things have improved in this company considerably since Kennedy Parker took creative control.

 

[damicky]

TheInjuryFactory

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Wowsers, that is the 4th Phoenician serial_thrilla has taken out this week.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

TheInjuryFactory

I may have to run it by Kennedy Parker, but I have an idea.

At the offseason spectacular, Musical Cheese will defend their Tag Team Championships against the Bash Bros.

Also, since this would be a rematch from late last season, I'd like to propose that we add some spice to this contest: it'll be a 2 Out Of 3 Falls match!

 

[kananooks]

DenieD goes for a DDT, but kananooks blocks it.
kananooks performs a kneelift against DenieD.
kananooks punches DenieD.
kananooks punches DenieD.
The crowd is really behind kananooks.
kananooks kicks DenieD.
kananooks uses a back suplex on DenieD.
kananooks uses an elbowsmash on DenieD.
kananooks performs a spinning mule kick against DenieD.
kananooks puts DenieD in a sleeperhold.
DenieD gets ahold of the ropes after 11 seconds.
kananooks kicks DenieD.
kananooks chops DenieD.
DenieD kicks kananooks.
kananooks chops DenieD.
There are lots of chants for kananooks.
kananooks kicks DenieD.
kananooks whips DenieD into the ropes.

this made me very happy. thanks for posting PhenomenalV1

 

[damicky]

I may have to run it by Kennedy Parker, but I have an idea.

At the offseason spectacular, Musical Cheese will defend their Tag Team Championships against the Bash Bros.

Also, since this would be a rematch from late last season, I'd like to propose that we add some spice to this contest: it'll be a 2 Out Of 3 Falls match!

 

[GWS Goose]

They lock up.
GWS Goose uses a bodyslam on PhenomenalV1.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
GWS Goose hits PhenomenalV1 with an elbow.
GWS Goose whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 hits GWS Goose with a backdrop.
GWS Goose falls out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a flying cross body press, but GWS Goose moves out of the way.
GWS Goose throws PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
GWS Goose performs a bodyslam against PhenomenalV1.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
GWS Goose does a crotch chop.
The crowd is going crazy.
GWS Goose shoves PhenomenalV1 into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
GWS Goose gets back into the ring.
PhenomenalV1 rolls back in under the bottom rope.
GWS Goose performs an elbowdrop against PhenomenalV1.
GWS Goose tries a back suplex, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a go-behind.
PhenomenalV1 executes a lariat against GWS Goose.
PhenomenalV1 tries a kick to the midsection, but GWS Goose counters it with a dragon screw.
GWS Goose tags out to BarryBran.
GWS Goose performs a dropkick against PhenomenalV1.
BarryBran executes an enzuigiri against PhenomenalV1.
GWS Goose leaves the ring.
BarryBran whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
BarryBran hits PhenomenalV1 with a kick.
BarryBran uses a kneelift on PhenomenalV1.
BarryBran hits PhenomenalV1.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
BarryBran chops PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is vociferously booing BarryBran.
PhenomenalV1 hits BarryBran.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 hits BarryBran.
PhenomenalV1 uses a lariat on BarryBran.
PhenomenalV1 tags out to Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker performs a belly-to-belly suplex against BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker executes a dropkick against BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker performs a gutwrench suplex against BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker hits a hiptoss on BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker executes a bodyslam against BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker tags out to PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 and Kennedy Parker hit BarryBran with a double DDT.
Kennedy Parker leaves the ring.
PhenomenalV1 performs a vertical suplex against BarryBran.
PhenomenalV1 tags out to Kennedy Parker.
GWS Goose enters the ring and throws PhenomenalV1 out of the ring.
The chants for GWS Goose are deafening.
GWS Goose leaves the ring.
BarryBran goes for an armdrag takedown, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a backslide.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker hits BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker punches BarryBran.
Kennedy Parker hits BarryBran.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker goes for a back suplex, but BarryBran blocks it.
BarryBran tags out to GWS Goose.
PhenomenalV1 enters the ring and throws BarryBran out of the ring.
Kennedy Parker and PhenomenalV1 hit GWS Goose with a double DDT.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
Kennedy Parker hits a clothesline on GWS Goose.
PhenomenalV1 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
PhenomenalV1 uses a diving elbowdrop on GWS Goose.
The crowd erupts.
Kennedy Parker goes for a flying dropkick, but GWS Goose steps out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
GWS Goose tries a Jackhammer, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Kennedy Parker executes a clothesline against GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker attempts to place GWS Goose on the turnbuckle, but GWS Goose blocks it.
Kennedy Parker executes a gutwrench suplex against GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker throws GWS Goose out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, four, five, GWS Goose reenters the ring.
Kennedy Parker executes a clothesline against GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker takes GWS Goose down with a vertical suplex.
The crowd erupts.
Kennedy Parker takes GWS Goose down with a back suplex.
Kennedy Parker places GWS Goose on the turnbuckle.
Kennedy Parker tries a double underhook superplex, but GWS Goose blocks it.
GWS Goose throws Kennedy Parker off the turnbuckle.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
GWS Goose hits Kennedy Parker with a kick.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker tries a hiptoss, but GWS Goose blocks it.
GWS Goose hits a bulldog on Kennedy Parker.
GWS Goose places Kennedy Parker on the turnbuckle.
GWS Goose performs a superplex against Kennedy Parker.
The crowd is behind GWS Goose all the way.
GWS Goose whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker hits GWS Goose with a clothesline.
Kennedy Parker uses a flying dropkick on GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker uses a clothesline on GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker covers GWS Goose.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker tries an elbowdrop, but GWS Goose moves out of the way.
GWS Goose uses a kick to the midsection on Kennedy Parker.
GWS Goose runs into the ropes.
GWS Goose goes for the GWS Drop, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a power bomb.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker goes for a flying dropkick, but GWS Goose steps out of the way.
GWS Goose whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes, but Kennedy Parker reverses it.
Kennedy Parker misses with an elbow.
Kennedy Parker hits GWS Goose with an elbow.
Kennedy Parker executes the Admin Driver on GWS Goose.
Kennedy Parker goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd erupts.

The winners are PhenomenalV1 and Kennedy Parker. Time of match: 0:06:33
Sim Rating: ****


The answer is "yes", apparently...

I never win.
Starting to think I'm a glorified jobber

 

[damicky]

I never win.
Starting to think I'm a glorified jobber

Leave it Pugsley

 

[Pugsley]

Leave it Pugsley

His threads are good for something. They help me get to sleep.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I never win.
Starting to think I'm a glorified jobber

Leave it Pugsley

His threads are good for something. They help me get to sleep.

Shockingly enough, Pugs has a 60% winning rate in this company.

 

[Pugsley]

Shockingly enough, Pugs has a 60% winning rate in this company.

 

[The Half Back]

Surprisingly enough, there's actually no money in the money in the bank briefcase...