Event SFAEW Season 36: Festivus Frenzy and the SFAEW Awards on now!

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

When does this stuff end? Can I die? Will I win if I die? Never watched wrestling except for the Jumping Bomb Angels.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

okeydoke7 tries a snap mare, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory goes for a dragon suplex, but okeydoke7 counters it with a go-behind.
okeydoke7 nails The Injury Factory with a Russian legsweep.
okeydoke7 is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
okeydoke7 performs a forearm to the back against The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 goes for a DDT, but The Injury Factory counters it with a backdrop.
The Injury Factory uses a reverse Frankensteiner on okeydoke7.
The Injury Factory hits a spinebuster slam on okeydoke7.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Injury Factory executes a basement dropkick against okeydoke7.
The Injury Factory tries a dropkick to the knee, but okeydoke7 steps out of the way.
okeydoke7 further warms up the crowd.
okeydoke7 executes a jumping neckbreaker against The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 executes a DDT against The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 executes the Thousandweight Kick on The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
okeydoke7 hits a kick to the head on The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
okeydoke7 performs a kneelift against The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 kicks The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory chops okeydoke7.
The Injury Factory removes the top turnbuckle.
The Injury Factory is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The Injury Factory smashes okeydoke7's head into the exposed turnbuckle.
okeydoke7 is busted open.
The Injury Factory kicks okeydoke7 in the head.
okeydoke7 is looking woozy
The crowd are booing The Injury Factory like there's no tomorrow.
Chief tries to check on okeydoke7, but The Injury Factory pushes him away.
The Injury Factory throws okeydoke7 to the mat.
The Injury Factory nails okeydoke7 with a series of mounted forearm smashes.
okeydoke7 is bleeding heavily.
Chief goes to check on okeydoke7.
Chief calls for the bell.
The decibel level in this building is unbelievable.

The winner is TheInjuryFactory by referee stoppage. Time of match: 0:09:44
Sim Rating: ****


The Injury Factory throws Chief out of the ring.

The Injury Factory keeps raining down forearm smashes onto okeydoke7's head.

okeydoke7 is out cold.

Chief tries to break up the fight, but The Injury Factory attacks him.

The Injury Factory nails Chief with a series of mounted forearm smashes.

Chief is busted open.

The crowd are booing The Injury Factory like there's no tomorrow.

Tonga Bob comes to ringside.

Tonga Bob grabs The Injury Factory off Chief.

Tonga Bob loudly berates The Injury Factory.

The Injury Factory nods.

Tonga Bob goes over to check on Chief.

The Injury Factory attacks Tonga Bob from behind.

The Injury Factory nails a series of mounted forearm smashes on Tonga Bob.

The crowd are pelting the ring with garbage.

The Injury Factory stands up.

The crowd are booing The Injury Factory like there's no tomorrow.

The Injury Factory is apoplectic with rage.

The Injury Factory gives the crowd the finger.

The Injury Factory keeps beating down on okeydoke7, Chief and Tonga Bob.


The lights go out.


Music starts playing over the PA system...


...





...


...the lights come back on.





Loonerty is back!


Loonerty stares down with The Injury Factory from the ramp.

 

[Gralin]

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Eightly:

Tigerturbulance faces off with Frothies Mcveigh in a Falls Count Anywhere match!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
James Colorado comes to ringside.
Frothies McVeigh performs the Slice against TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Frothies McVeigh hits a swinging DDT on TigerTurbulance.
The chants for Frothies McVeigh are deafening.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a flying bodypress, but TigerTurbulance gets his knees up.
TigerTurbulance uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on Frothies McVeigh.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
TigerTurbulance executes a release German suplex against Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance whips Frothies McVeigh into the ropes.
Frothies McVeigh misses with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance hits Frothies McVeigh with a backdrop.
Frothies McVeigh falls out of the ring.
TigerTurbulance jumps onto him with a sunset flip power bomb.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TigerTurbulance throws Frothies McVeigh over the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance throws Frothies McVeigh into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance throws Frothies McVeigh over the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance shoves Frothies McVeigh into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TigerTurbulance throws Frothies McVeigh over the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance is handed the ring bell.
TigerTurbulance hits him with the ring bell.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance attempts a knee strike, but Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
Frothies McVeigh is handed a keyboard.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the keyboard.
The crowd is behind Frothies McVeigh all the way.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with a keyboard.
The keyboard is broken in half.
They're brawling up the aisle.
Frothies McVeigh performs a double foot stomp against TigerTurbulance.
Frothies McVeigh throws TigerTurbulance into the ringsteps.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Frothies McVeigh throws TigerTurbulance over the guardrail.
Frothies McVeigh flings TigerTurbulance over a row of chairs.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Frothies McVeigh throws TigerTurbulance over the guardrail.
Frothies McVeigh goes for an elbow strike, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance hits a knee strike on Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Frothies McVeigh on the concrete floor.
Numerous fans are using TigerTurbulance as target practice.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
There is no referee to count.
Mike Uppet is back on the job.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... James Colorado breaks up the pin.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
TigerTurbulance throws James Colorado over the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance flings Frothies McVeigh over a row of chairs.
They're brawling up the aisle.
TigerTurbulance goes for a lariat, but Frothies McVeigh blocks it.
Frothies McVeigh throws TigerTurbulance into the ringsteps.
The crowd is behind Frothies McVeigh all the way.
James Colorado clears the announcers' table.
Frothies McVeigh is handed a fire extinguisher.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the fire extinguisher.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Frothies McVeigh uses a spinning headscissors on TigerTurbulance.
Frothies McVeigh sets up TigerTurbulance on the announcers' table.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Blade Runner through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Frothies McVeigh throws TigerTurbulance over the guardrail.
Frothies McVeigh throws TigerTurbulance into the guardrail.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
Frothies McVeigh nails TigerTurbulance with an enzuigiri.
The crowd erupts.
Frothies McVeigh points to his mythical third eye.
Frothies McVeigh whips TigerTurbulance into the guardrail.
They're brawling down the aisle.
TigerTurbulance launches Frothies McVeigh across the ring with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
TigerTurbulance is handed a road sign.
TigerTurbulance hits him with the road sign.
TigerTurbulance is going for the cover.
There is no referee to count.
Mike Uppet is back on the job.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling up the aisle.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They're brawling behind the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance throws Frothies McVeigh over the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance hits a kneelift on Frothies McVeigh.
James Colorado ambushes TigerTurbulance from behind.
TigerTurbulance nails James Colorado with a kneestrike.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Frothies McVeigh throws TigerTurbulance over the guardrail.
Frothies McVeigh performs a spinning headscissors against TigerTurbulance.
The crowd erupts.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
TigerTurbulance goes for a vertical suplex, but Frothies McVeigh
counters it with a small package.
There is no referee to count.
Frothies McVeigh executes a spin kick against TigerTurbulance.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a side suplex, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling on the first floor.
TigerTurbulance throws Frothies McVeigh down to the first floor.
TigerTurbulance descends the stairs.
TigerTurbulance is handed the ring bell.
TigerTurbulance hits him with the ring bell.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
TigerTurbulance nails Frothies McVeigh with a release German suplex.
They're brawling on the first floor.
TigerTurbulance throws Frothies McVeigh down to the first floor.
TigerTurbulance descends the stairs.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
TigerTurbulance takes a swing at Frothies McVeigh with the ring bell, but he
gets out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh snatches the ring bell from him.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the ring bell.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the cover.
There is no referee to count.
Mike Uppet is back on the job.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Frothies McVeigh executes a side suplex against TigerTurbulance.
Frothies McVeigh performs a standing moonsault against TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a snap mare, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling down the stairway.
TigerTurbulance executes a forearm to the back against Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling on the first floor.
TigerTurbulance is handed a keyboard.
TigerTurbulance hits him with the keyboard.
TigerTurbulance is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling on the first floor.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against Frothies McVeigh.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance hits him with the keyboard.
TigerTurbulance hits him with a keyboard.
TigerTurbulance nails Frothies McVeigh with a lariat.
TigerTurbulance hits a forearm to the back on Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance performs a kneelift against Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance hits him with the keyboard.
They're brawling on the first floor.
TigerTurbulance throws Frothies McVeigh down to the first floor.
TigerTurbulance descends the stairs.
TigerTurbulance hits a mounted punch on Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance hits him with the keyboard.
They're brawling up the aisle.
TigerTurbulance hits a vertical suplex on Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling up the aisle.
TigerTurbulance flings Frothies McVeigh over a row of chairs.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance performs an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against
Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling down the aisle.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
They're brawling in mid-arena.
TigerTurbulance is handed a Chain.
TigerTurbulance hits him with the Chain.
They're brawling up the aisle.
TigerTurbulance takes a swing at Frothies McVeigh with the Chain, but he gets out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh snatches the Chain from him.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the Chain.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh uses an elbowsmash on TigerTurbulance.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Frothies McVeigh uses a leg lariat on TigerTurbulance.
Frothies McVeigh whips TigerTurbulance into the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Frothies McVeigh throws TigerTurbulance over the guardrail.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a half Boston, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance tries an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Frothies McVeigh is handed brass knuckles.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the knuckles.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with brass knuckles.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Frothies McVeigh hits a swinging DDT on TigerTurbulance.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
An ambulance siren starts ringing out.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Frothies McVeigh executes a spinning leg lariat against TigerTurbulance.
And ambulance screeches into the arena.
Frothies McVeigh is handed some road signs from James Colorado.
Frothies McVeigh and James Colorado go to hit TugerTurbulance with the road signs, but they get hit by the ambulance.
The front door of the ambulance gets kicked open.
Mrs Turbo storms out of the driver's seat.
The chants for Mrs Turbo are deafening.
Mrs Turbo hits Frothies McVeigh with the road sign.
The road sign is broken in half.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a swinging DDT, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
James Colorado tries to attack Mrs Turbo from behind, but she gives him a powerbomb onto the concrete floor.
James Colorado is out cold.
TigerTurbulance is handed a frying pan.
TigerTurbulance takes a swing at Frothies McVeigh with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way.
Mrs Turbo is handed a chain.
Frothies McVeigh snatches the frying pan from him.
Frothies McVeigh takes a swing at TigerTurbulance with the frying pan, but Mrs Turbo chokes him with the chain.
TigerTurbulance snatches the frying pan from him.
TigerTurbulance hits Frothies McVeigh with the frying pan.
The crowd erupts.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Frothies McVeigh on the concrete floor.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Tigerturbulance. Time of match: 0:16:12
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


What a car crash! Literally in the case of Mrs T!

Isn't it great to have SFAEW's power couple reunited?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Ninthly:

Queen por_please_ya and Sir Callums_Guns defend the Tag Team Championships against PhenomenalV1 and Bonz!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
PhenomenalV1 punches Callums_Guns.
The crowd is behind PhenomenalV1 all the way.
PhenomenalV1 chops Callums_Guns.
Bonz enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
por_please_ya enters the ring, but gets cut off.
PhenomenalV1 and Bonz hit Callums_Guns with a double bodyslam.
Bonz leaves the ring.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a DDT, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns hits a chop on PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns hits the Liger Bomb on PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
The chants for Callums_Guns are deafening.
Callums_Guns executes a legsweep against PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns attempts the Robinson Special, but PhenomenalV1 rolls out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 performs a tilt-a-whirl suplex against Callums_Guns.
PhenomenalV1 tags out to Bonz.
Bonz nails Callums_Guns with a powerslam.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz performs a side suplex against Callums_Guns.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz catches Callums_Guns in a cross armbreaker.
Callums_Guns manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Bonz attempts a crotch slam, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns tags out to por_please_ya.
Callums_Guns nails Bonz with a lariat.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
por_please_ya nails Bonz with a release dragon suplex.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
por_please_ya runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya goes for a spinning headscissors, but Bonz throws her off.
Bonz executes a spinebuster slam against por_please_ya.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz works the crowd.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya hits Bonz with a kick.
por_please_ya is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
por_please_ya executes a bulldog against Bonz.
The crowd is behind por_please_ya all the way.
por_please_ya is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
por_please_ya and Callums_Guns hit Bonz with a double 6-1-9.
por_please_ya and Callums_Guns whip Bonz into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Bonz with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Bonz hits them with a double clothesline.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
Bonz performs a powerslam against por_please_ya.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Bonz tags out to PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns enters the ring and throws Bonz out of the ring.
por_please_ya and Callums_Guns hit PhenomenalV1 with a double dropkick.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
por_please_ya executes a flying huracanrana against PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
por_please_ya whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
por_please_ya misses with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 tries a lariat, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya tries a dropkick, but PhenomenalV1 steps out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
The crowd is giving PhenomenalV1 a standing ovation.
PhenomenalV1 whips por_please_ya into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits por_please_ya with a backdrop.
PhenomenalV1 whips por_please_ya into the ropes, but por_please_ya reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 hits por_please_ya with a shoulderblock.
PhenomenalV1 tries a vertical suplex, but por_please_ya reverses it.
por_please_ya whips PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle.
por_please_ya tags out to Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns hits a roundhouse kick on PhenomenalV1.
The crowd erupts.
Callums_Guns sends PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 runs shoulder-first into the corner.
PhenomenalV1 tries a spinning headlock elbowdrop, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns attempts a springboard cutter, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a backslide.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 takes Callums_Guns down with a DDT.
The crowd is giving PhenomenalV1 a standing ovation.
PhenomenalV1 hits a kick to the midsection on Callums_Guns.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 hits a single arm DDT on Callums_Guns.
PhenomenalV1 executes a front slam against Callums_Guns.
PhenomenalV1 is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 complains about a slow count.
Callums_Guns uses a knee to the back on PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns uses the Liger Bomb on PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns uses a swinging elbowsmash on PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns hits a hook kick on PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns covers PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns misses with a shoulderblock.
PhenomenalV1 tries a lariat, but Callums_Guns ducks out of the way.
Callums_Guns tags out to por_please_ya.
Bonz enters the ring and throws Callums_Guns out of the ring.
The chants for Bonz are deafening.
Bonz uses a dropkick on por_please_ya.
PhenomenalV1 attempts an enzuigiri, but por_please_ya steps out of the way.
Bonz enters the ring and throws Callums_Guns out of the ring.
Bonz leaves the ring.
PhenomenalV1 performs a bodyslam against por_please_ya.
PhenomenalV1 tags out to Bonz.
Callums_Guns enters the ring and lays out PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns tries a lariat, but Bonz counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Callums_Guns gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 whip por_please_ya into the ropes.
They hit por_please_ya with a double clothesline.
Callums_Guns enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 hit por_please_ya with a double gutwrench suplex.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
Bonz hits a powerslam on por_please_ya.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
Bonz hits a shoulderbreaker on por_please_ya.
Bonz takes por_please_ya down with a full nelson slam.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
Bonz nails por_please_ya with a flying shoulderblock.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz performs an STO against por_please_ya.
Bonz whips por_please_ya into the ropes.
Bonz hits a spinebuster slam on por_please_ya.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 hit por_please_ya with a double gutwrench suplex.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
Bonz throws por_please_ya out of the ring.
Bonz goes through the ropes.
The crowd is giving Bonz a standing ovation.
Bonz executes a crotch slam against por_please_ya.
Bonz reenters the ring.
por_please_ya climbs back into the ring.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya hits Bonz with a kick.
por_please_ya launches Bonz across the ring with a release dragon suplex.
The crowd erupts.
por_please_ya runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya misses with a clothesline.
Bonz hits por_please_ya with a shoulderblock.
Bonz executes a shoulderbreaker against por_please_ya.
Bonz is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Bonz performs a kick to the head against por_please_ya.
Bonz whips por_please_ya into the ropes, but por_please_ya reverses it.
por_please_ya misses with a clothesline.
por_please_ya misses with a shoulderblock.
por_please_ya hits Bonz with an elbow.
por_please_ya tags out to Callums_Guns.
por_please_ya attempts a high knee, but Bonz ducks out of the way.
por_please_ya leaves the ring.
Bonz hits a crotch slam on Callums_Guns.
Bonz goes for a dropkick, but Callums_Guns steps out of the way.
Callums_Guns goes for a handspring enzuigiri, but Bonz steps out of the way.
Callums_Guns springs to his feet.
Callums_Guns whips Bonz into the turnbuckle.
Bonz comes back and rocks Callums_Guns with an elbow.
Bonz chops Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns hits Bonz.
Callums_Guns kicks Bonz.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns hits a lariat on Bonz.
Callums_Guns performs a standing shooting star press against Bonz.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Callums_Guns gives him a roundhouse kick, but Bonz doesn't budge.
Bonz nails Callums_Guns with a whiplash neckbreaker.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PhenomenalV1 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 hit Callums_Guns with a double bodyslam.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
Bonz takes Callums_Guns down with a crotch slam.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
Bonz goes for a spear, but Callums_Guns steps out of the way.
Callums_Guns covers Bonz.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns hits a springboard cutter on Bonz.
The crowd is giving Callums_Guns a standing ovation.
Callums_Guns goes for the 6-1-9, but Bonz counters it with a Gorilla Press.
Bonz whips Callums_Guns into the ropes.
Callums_Guns misses with a kick.
Bonz hits Callums_Guns with a shoulderblock.
Bonz is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz complains about a slow count.
Bonz goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
por_please_ya enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Callums_Guns and por_please_ya whip Bonz into the ropes.
They hit Bonz with a double fist to the midsection.
por_please_ya tries a bulldog, but Bonz counters it with the torture rack.
por_please_ya is valiantly trying to break the hold.
por_please_ya is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Chief checks por_please_ya's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
por_please_ya fights her way out of the hold after 17 seconds.
The crowd erupts.
Callums_Guns executes a shooting star press against Bonz.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 enters the ring and throws por_please_ya out of the ring.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 whip Callums_Guns into the ropes.
They hit Callums_Guns with a double clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns hits Bonz with a shoulderblock.
Callums_Guns nails Bonz with a running front dropkick.
por_please_ya enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Callums_Guns and por_please_ya whip Bonz into the ropes.
They hit Bonz with a double fist to the midsection.
por_please_ya goes for a bulldog, but Bonz throws her off.
por_please_ya rolls out of the ring.
Bonz hits a kick to the midsection on Callums_Guns.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on Callums_Guns.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winners are PhenomenalV1 and Bonz. Time of match: 0:12:34
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Bonz-Nomenal is reeeeeeeaaaaaaal!

Also we're the new Tag Team Champions! My reverse-Taker streak is over!

 

[Loonerty]

I have a gift for you TheInjuryFactory

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the season:

serial_thrilla.


U2tigers.


Shaun Freakin' Duggan.

It's the World Championship triple threat that's been building for nearly two seasons.



Here.


We.


Go.​

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

okeydoke7 tries a snap mare, but The Injury Factory blocks it.
The Injury Factory goes for a dragon suplex, but okeydoke7 counters it with a go-behind.
okeydoke7 nails The Injury Factory with a Russian legsweep.
okeydoke7 is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
okeydoke7 performs a forearm to the back against The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 goes for a DDT, but The Injury Factory counters it with a backdrop.
The Injury Factory uses a reverse Frankensteiner on okeydoke7.
The Injury Factory hits a spinebuster slam on okeydoke7.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
The Injury Factory executes a basement dropkick against okeydoke7.
The Injury Factory tries a dropkick to the knee, but okeydoke7 steps out of the way.
okeydoke7 further warms up the crowd.
okeydoke7 executes a jumping neckbreaker against The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 executes a DDT against The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 executes the Thousandweight Kick on The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
okeydoke7 hits a kick to the head on The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
okeydoke7 performs a kneelift against The Injury Factory.
okeydoke7 kicks The Injury Factory.
The Injury Factory chops okeydoke7.
The Injury Factory removes the top turnbuckle.
The Injury Factory is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
The Injury Factory smashes okeydoke7's head into the exposed turnbuckle.
okeydoke7 is busted open.
The Injury Factory kicks okeydoke7 in the head.
okeydoke7 is looking woozy
The crowd are booing The Injury Factory like there's no tomorrow.
Chief tries to check on okeydoke7, but The Injury Factory pushes him away.
The Injury Factory throws okeydoke7 to the mat.
The Injury Factory nails okeydoke7 with a series of mounted forearm smashes.
okeydoke7 is bleeding heavily.
Chief goes to check on okeydoke7.
Chief calls for the bell.
The decibel level in this building is unbelievable.

The winner is @The Injury Factory by referee stoppage. Time of match: 0:09:44
Sim Rating: ****


The Injury Factory throws Chief out of the ring.

The Injury Factory keeps raining down forearm smashes onto okeydoke7's head.

okeydoke7 is out cold.

Chief tries to break up the fight, but The Injury Factory attacks him.

The Injury Factory nails Chief with a series of mounted forearm smashes.

Chief is busted open.

The crowd are booing The Injury Factory like there's no tomorrow.

Tonga Bob comes to ringside.

Tonga Bob grabs The Injury Factory off Chief.

Tonga Bob loudly berates The Injury Factory.

The Injury Factory nods.

Tonga Bob goes over to check on Chief.

The Injury Factory attacks Tonga Bob from behind.

The Injury Factory nails a series of mounted forearm smashes on Tonga Bob.

The crowd are pelting the ring with garbage.

The Injury Factory stands up.

The crowd are booing The Injury Factory like there's no tomorrow.

The Injury Factory is apoplectic with rage.

The Injury Factory gives the crowd the finger.

The Injury Factory keeps beating down on okeydoke7, Chief and Tonga Bob.


The lights go out.


Music starts playing over the PA system...


...





...


...the lights come back on.


View attachment 1868925


Loonerty is back!


Loonerty stares down with The Injury Factory from the ramp.

Oh cool, I'm the bad guy now.

 

[Bonz]

They lock up.
PhenomenalV1 punches Callums_Guns.
The crowd is behind PhenomenalV1 all the way.
PhenomenalV1 chops Callums_Guns.
Bonz enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
por_please_ya enters the ring, but gets cut off.
PhenomenalV1 and Bonz hit Callums_Guns with a double bodyslam.
Bonz leaves the ring.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a DDT, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns hits a chop on PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns hits the Liger Bomb on PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
The chants for Callums_Guns are deafening.
Callums_Guns executes a legsweep against PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns attempts the Robinson Special, but PhenomenalV1 rolls out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 performs a tilt-a-whirl suplex against Callums_Guns.
PhenomenalV1 tags out to Bonz.
Bonz nails Callums_Guns with a powerslam.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz performs a side suplex against Callums_Guns.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz catches Callums_Guns in a cross armbreaker.
Callums_Guns manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Bonz attempts a crotch slam, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns tags out to por_please_ya.
Callums_Guns nails Bonz with a lariat.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
por_please_ya nails Bonz with a release dragon suplex.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
por_please_ya runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya goes for a spinning headscissors, but Bonz throws her off.
Bonz executes a spinebuster slam against por_please_ya.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz works the crowd.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya hits Bonz with a kick.
por_please_ya is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
por_please_ya executes a bulldog against Bonz.
The crowd is behind por_please_ya all the way.
por_please_ya is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
por_please_ya and Callums_Guns hit Bonz with a double 6-1-9.
por_please_ya and Callums_Guns whip Bonz into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Bonz with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Bonz hits them with a double clothesline.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
Bonz performs a powerslam against por_please_ya.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Bonz tags out to PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns enters the ring and throws Bonz out of the ring.
por_please_ya and Callums_Guns hit PhenomenalV1 with a double dropkick.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
por_please_ya executes a flying huracanrana against PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
por_please_ya whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
por_please_ya misses with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 tries a lariat, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya tries a dropkick, but PhenomenalV1 steps out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
The crowd is giving PhenomenalV1 a standing ovation.
PhenomenalV1 whips por_please_ya into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits por_please_ya with a backdrop.
PhenomenalV1 whips por_please_ya into the ropes, but por_please_ya reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 hits por_please_ya with a shoulderblock.
PhenomenalV1 tries a vertical suplex, but por_please_ya reverses it.
por_please_ya whips PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle.
por_please_ya tags out to Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns hits a roundhouse kick on PhenomenalV1.
The crowd erupts.
Callums_Guns sends PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 runs shoulder-first into the corner.
PhenomenalV1 tries a spinning headlock elbowdrop, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns attempts a springboard cutter, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a backslide.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 takes Callums_Guns down with a DDT.
The crowd is giving PhenomenalV1 a standing ovation.
PhenomenalV1 hits a kick to the midsection on Callums_Guns.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 hits a single arm DDT on Callums_Guns.
PhenomenalV1 executes a front slam against Callums_Guns.
PhenomenalV1 is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 complains about a slow count.
Callums_Guns uses a knee to the back on PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns uses the Liger Bomb on PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns uses a swinging elbowsmash on PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns hits a hook kick on PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns covers PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns misses with a shoulderblock.
PhenomenalV1 tries a lariat, but Callums_Guns ducks out of the way.
Callums_Guns tags out to por_please_ya.
Bonz enters the ring and throws Callums_Guns out of the ring.
The chants for Bonz are deafening.
Bonz uses a dropkick on por_please_ya.
PhenomenalV1 attempts an enzuigiri, but por_please_ya steps out of the way.
Bonz enters the ring and throws Callums_Guns out of the ring.
Bonz leaves the ring.
PhenomenalV1 performs a bodyslam against por_please_ya.
PhenomenalV1 tags out to Bonz.
Callums_Guns enters the ring and lays out PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns tries a lariat, but Bonz counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Callums_Guns gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 whip por_please_ya into the ropes.
They hit por_please_ya with a double clothesline.
Callums_Guns enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 hit por_please_ya with a double gutwrench suplex.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
Bonz hits a powerslam on por_please_ya.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
Bonz hits a shoulderbreaker on por_please_ya.
Bonz takes por_please_ya down with a full nelson slam.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
Bonz nails por_please_ya with a flying shoulderblock.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz performs an STO against por_please_ya.
Bonz whips por_please_ya into the ropes.
Bonz hits a spinebuster slam on por_please_ya.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 hit por_please_ya with a double gutwrench suplex.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
Bonz throws por_please_ya out of the ring.
Bonz goes through the ropes.
The crowd is giving Bonz a standing ovation.
Bonz executes a crotch slam against por_please_ya.
Bonz reenters the ring.
por_please_ya climbs back into the ring.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya hits Bonz with a kick.
por_please_ya launches Bonz across the ring with a release dragon suplex.
The crowd erupts.
por_please_ya runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya misses with a clothesline.
Bonz hits por_please_ya with a shoulderblock.
Bonz executes a shoulderbreaker against por_please_ya.
Bonz is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Bonz performs a kick to the head against por_please_ya.
Bonz whips por_please_ya into the ropes, but por_please_ya reverses it.
por_please_ya misses with a clothesline.
por_please_ya misses with a shoulderblock.
por_please_ya hits Bonz with an elbow.
por_please_ya tags out to Callums_Guns.
por_please_ya attempts a high knee, but Bonz ducks out of the way.
por_please_ya leaves the ring.
Bonz hits a crotch slam on Callums_Guns.
Bonz goes for a dropkick, but Callums_Guns steps out of the way.
Callums_Guns goes for a handspring enzuigiri, but Bonz steps out of the way.
Callums_Guns springs to his feet.
Callums_Guns whips Bonz into the turnbuckle.
Bonz comes back and rocks Callums_Guns with an elbow.
Bonz chops Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns hits Bonz.
Callums_Guns kicks Bonz.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns hits a lariat on Bonz.
Callums_Guns performs a standing shooting star press against Bonz.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Callums_Guns gives him a roundhouse kick, but Bonz doesn't budge.
Bonz nails Callums_Guns with a whiplash neckbreaker.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PhenomenalV1 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 hit Callums_Guns with a double bodyslam.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
Bonz takes Callums_Guns down with a crotch slam.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
Bonz goes for a spear, but Callums_Guns steps out of the way.
Callums_Guns covers Bonz.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns hits a springboard cutter on Bonz.
The crowd is giving Callums_Guns a standing ovation.
Callums_Guns goes for the 6-1-9, but Bonz counters it with a Gorilla Press.
Bonz whips Callums_Guns into the ropes.
Callums_Guns misses with a kick.
Bonz hits Callums_Guns with a shoulderblock.
Bonz is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz complains about a slow count.
Bonz goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
por_please_ya enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Callums_Guns and por_please_ya whip Bonz into the ropes.
They hit Bonz with a double fist to the midsection.
por_please_ya tries a bulldog, but Bonz counters it with the torture rack.
por_please_ya is valiantly trying to break the hold.
por_please_ya is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Chief checks por_please_ya's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
por_please_ya fights her way out of the hold after 17 seconds.
The crowd erupts.
Callums_Guns executes a shooting star press against Bonz.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 enters the ring and throws por_please_ya out of the ring.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 whip Callums_Guns into the ropes.
They hit Callums_Guns with a double clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns hits Bonz with a shoulderblock.
Callums_Guns nails Bonz with a running front dropkick.
por_please_ya enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Callums_Guns and por_please_ya whip Bonz into the ropes.
They hit Bonz with a double fist to the midsection.
por_please_ya goes for a bulldog, but Bonz throws her off.
por_please_ya rolls out of the ring.
Bonz hits a kick to the midsection on Callums_Guns.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on Callums_Guns.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winners are PhenomenalV1 and Bonz. Time of match: 0:12:34
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Bonz-Nomenal is reeeeeeeaaaaaaal!

Also we're the new Tag Team Champions! My reverse-Taker streak is over!

Individual and Tag team champion now.

PhenomenalV1 really think you and me being paired together is a cheat code.

Not fair on the rest of the competition.

 

[DragoDelph]

They lock up.
SuperSuns places Grand Uncle Horace on the turnbuckle.
SuperSuns goes for a top-rope wheelbarrow Victory Roll, but Grand Uncle Horace blocks it.
Grand Uncle Horace throws SuperSuns off the turnbuckle.
Grand Uncle Horace performs an elbowsmash against SuperSuns.
Grand Uncle Horace executes a punch against SuperSuns.
Grand Uncle Horace tries a Fujiwara armbar, but SuperSuns blocks it.
SuperSuns attempts a rana, but Grand Uncle Horace counters it with a power bomb.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Grand Uncle Horace acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Grand Uncle Horace runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a kick.
SuperSuns misses with a clothesline.
Grand Uncle Horace hits SuperSuns with a kick.
Grand Uncle Horace attempts a forearm choke, but SuperSuns blocks it.
SuperSuns performs a kick to the midsection against Grand Uncle Horace.
SuperSuns tries a dragon screw, but Grand Uncle Horace blocks it.
Grand Uncle Horace hits SuperSuns.
Grand Uncle Horace acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
Grand Uncle Horace kicks SuperSuns.
SuperSuns punches Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace chops SuperSuns.
Grand Uncle Horace acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.
SuperSuns chops Grand Uncle Horace.
The cheers for SuperSuns are drowning out the boos.
SuperSuns chops Grand Uncle Horace.
SuperSuns executes a Falcon Arrow against Grand Uncle Horace.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
SuperSuns tags out to T2B_.
SuperSuns performs a lariat against Grand Uncle Horace.
T2B_ uses a back suplex on Grand Uncle Horace.
SuperSuns leaves the ring.
T2B_ hits a Russian legsweep on Grand Uncle Horace.
The crowd is really behind T2B_.
T2B_ hits a hiptoss neckbreaker on Grand Uncle Horace.
T2B_ performs an elbowsmash against Grand Uncle Horace.
T2B_ tags out to SuperSuns.
SuperSuns throws Grand Uncle Horace out of the ring.
Blacky counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Grand Uncle Horace reenters the ring.
SuperSuns uses an elbowsmash on Grand Uncle Horace.
SuperSuns performs a release German suplex against Grand Uncle Horace.
The cheers for SuperSuns are drowning out the boos.
SuperSuns tags out to T2B_.
SuperSuns goes for a lariat, but Grand Uncle Horace blocks it.
JT_The_Man performs an Exploder suplex against SuperSuns.
SuperSuns leaves the ring.
JT_The_Man runs into the ropes.
SuperSuns hits JT_The_Man with a kick.
SuperSuns is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
SuperSuns tags out to T2B_.
Grand Uncle Horace enters the ring and throws SuperSuns out of the ring.
JT_The_Man and Grand Uncle Horace hit T2B_ with a double elbowsmash.
Grand Uncle Horace leaves the ring.
JT_The_Man uses a swinging neckbreaker on T2B_.
Numerous fans are using JT_The_Man as target practice.
JT_The_Man nails T2B_ with a Gorilla Press.
JT_The_Man hits the Yokosuka cutter on T2B_.
Braklet enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
JT_The_Man and Braklet whip T2B_ into the ropes.
They hit T2B_ with a double backdrop.
Braklet tries a DDT, but T2B_ counters it with a backdrop.
Braklet rolls out of the ring.
T2B_ performs a springboard legdrop against JT_The_Man.
The crowd is really behind T2B_.
T2B_ is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
T2B_ works the crowd.
T2B_ runs into the ropes.
T2B_ hits JT_The_Man with an elbow.
T2B_ tags out to DragoDelph.
DragoDelph performs a hiptoss against JT_The_Man.
DragoDelph nails JT_The_Man with a DDT.
DragoDelph hits a snap mare on JT_The_Man.
DragoDelph gloats to the crowd.
DragoDelph is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
DragoDelph attempts a Samoan Drop, but JT_The_Man counters it with an elbowsmash.
JT_The_Man tags out to Braklet.
Braklet and JT_The_Man hit DragoDelph with a double vertical suplex.
T2B_ enters the ring and lays out JT_The_Man.
DragoDelph and T2B_ whip Braklet into the ropes.
They hit Braklet with a double clothesline.
T2B_ leaves the ring.
DragoDelph nails Braklet with a DDT.
DragoDelph runs into the ropes.
Braklet uses a kick to the midsection on DragoDelph.
Braklet executes a forearm to the back against DragoDelph.
Braklet tries a dropkick, but DragoDelph steps out of the way.
T2B_ enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
DragoDelph and T2B_ hit Braklet with a double Russian legsweep.
DragoDelph and T2B_ whip Braklet into the ropes.
They hit Braklet with a double fist to the midsection.
T2B_ leaves the ring.
DragoDelph attempts a flapjack, but Braklet counters it with a Thesz press.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet executes a chop against DragoDelph.
Braklet uses a fist to the midsection on DragoDelph.
Braklet tags out to JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man and Braklet hit DragoDelph with a double forearm to the back.
Braklet leaves the ring.
JT_The_Man attempts a lariat, but DragoDelph counters it with a crucifix.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
DragoDelph throws JT_The_Man out of the ring.
DragoDelph rolls out under the bottom rope.
DragoDelph tries a vertical suplex, but JT_The_Man blocks it.
Blacky counts: 1.
JT_The_Man goes for the Medal Winner, but DragoDelph counters it with an elbowsmash.
DragoDelph whips JT_The_Man into the guardrail.
DragoDelph performs a flapjack against JT_The_Man.
Blacky counts: 2.
DragoDelph throws JT_The_Man back into the ring.
DragoDelph executes a Russian legsweep against JT_The_Man.
DragoDelph is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
DragoDelph nails JT_The_Man with a backbreaker.
DragoDelph whips JT_The_Man into the ropes.
JT_The_Man misses with a clothesline.
DragoDelph attempts a flapjack, but JT_The_Man counters it with a Thesz press.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The cheers for JT_The_Man are drowning out the boos.
JT_The_Man runs into the ropes.
JT_The_Man hits DragoDelph with a clothesline.
DragoDelph falls out of the ring.
Blacky counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, DragoDelph reenters the ring.
JT_The_Man tries a Flatliner, but DragoDelph counters it with an elbowsmash.
DragoDelph uses an elbowsmash on JT_The_Man.
DragoDelph tags out to SuperSuns.
SuperSuns uses a pop-up power bomb on JT_The_Man.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
DragoDelph enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
SuperSuns and DragoDelph whip JT_The_Man into the ropes.
They hit JT_The_Man with a double fist to the midsection.
DragoDelph leaves the ring.
SuperSuns hits a kick to the midsection on JT_The_Man.
SuperSuns whips JT_The_Man into the ropes.
SuperSuns hits JT_The_Man with a clothesline.
JT_The_Man falls out of the ring.
SuperSuns goes outside.
DragoDelph comes over to make it two-on-one.
DragoDelph executes a lariat against JT_The_Man.
SuperSuns uses a back suplex on JT_The_Man.
SuperSuns throws JT_The_Man back into the ring.
SuperSuns executes an elbowsmash against JT_The_Man.
SuperSuns executes a lariat against JT_The_Man.
SuperSuns is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
SuperSuns attempts a snap mare, but JT_The_Man blocks it.
JT_The_Man executes a side suplex against SuperSuns.
JT_The_Man tags out to Braklet.
Braklet and JT_The_Man whip SuperSuns into the ropes.
Braklet and JT_The_Man hit SuperSuns with a double bodyslam.
Braklet and JT_The_Man hit SuperSuns with a double forearm to the back.
Braklet and JT_The_Man hit SuperSuns with a double kneelift.
Braklet and JT_The_Man whip SuperSuns into the ropes.
They attempt to hit SuperSuns with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline.
SuperSuns doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
JT_The_Man leaves the ring.
SuperSuns tries a pop-up power bomb, but Braklet counters it with an elbowsmash.
Braklet whips SuperSuns into the ropes, but SuperSuns reverses it.
Braklet hits SuperSuns with a kick.
Braklet is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
DragoDelph enters the ring and throws JT_The_Man out of the ring.
SuperSuns and DragoDelph hit Braklet with a double elbowsmash.
DragoDelph leaves the ring.
SuperSuns nails Braklet with a Falcon Arrow.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
SuperSuns whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet misses with a clothesline.
Braklet misses with a kick.
Braklet misses with an elbow.
SuperSuns misses with an elbow.
SuperSuns goes for a running front dropkick, but Braklet steps out of the way.
Braklet goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but SuperSuns blocks it.
SuperSuns tags out to DragoDelph.
DragoDelph and SuperSuns whip Braklet into the ropes.
They hit Braklet with a double clothesline.
SuperSuns leaves the ring.
DragoDelph runs into the ropes.
Braklet hits DragoDelph with a clothesline.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on DragoDelph.
DragoDelph tries to escape the hold.
DragoDelph is inching his way towards the ropes.
DragoDelph summons one last burst of energy.
Blacky tells DragoDelph to respond or he'll stop the fight.
DragoDelph nods.
Blacky asks DragoDelph if he should stop the fight.
DragoDelph nods.
Blacky stops the fight after 18 seconds.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.

The winners are Grand Uncle Horace, Braklet and JT_the_Man. Time of match: 0:10:03
Sim Rating: *** 1/4


A statement victory from the Allied Assortment! They're your new Trios Champions!

I would self destruct before tapping out.

 

[DragoDelph]

Individual and Tag team champion now.

PhenomenalV1 really think you and me being paired together is a cheat code.

Not fair on the rest of the competition.

Looking forward to next season.

Up down up down left right

 

[por_please_ya]

They lock up.
PhenomenalV1 punches Callums_Guns.
The crowd is behind PhenomenalV1 all the way.
PhenomenalV1 chops Callums_Guns.
Bonz enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
por_please_ya enters the ring, but gets cut off.
PhenomenalV1 and Bonz hit Callums_Guns with a double bodyslam.
Bonz leaves the ring.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a DDT, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns hits a chop on PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns hits the Liger Bomb on PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns works the crowd.
The chants for Callums_Guns are deafening.
Callums_Guns executes a legsweep against PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns attempts the Robinson Special, but PhenomenalV1 rolls out of the way.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 performs a tilt-a-whirl suplex against Callums_Guns.
PhenomenalV1 tags out to Bonz.
Bonz nails Callums_Guns with a powerslam.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz performs a side suplex against Callums_Guns.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz catches Callums_Guns in a cross armbreaker.
Callums_Guns manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Bonz attempts a crotch slam, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns tags out to por_please_ya.
Callums_Guns nails Bonz with a lariat.
The crowd is behind Callums_Guns all the way.
por_please_ya nails Bonz with a release dragon suplex.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
por_please_ya runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya goes for a spinning headscissors, but Bonz throws her off.
Bonz executes a spinebuster slam against por_please_ya.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz works the crowd.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya hits Bonz with a kick.
por_please_ya is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
por_please_ya executes a bulldog against Bonz.
The crowd is behind por_please_ya all the way.
por_please_ya is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
por_please_ya and Callums_Guns hit Bonz with a double 6-1-9.
por_please_ya and Callums_Guns whip Bonz into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Bonz with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Bonz hits them with a double clothesline.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
Bonz performs a powerslam against por_please_ya.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Bonz tags out to PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns enters the ring and throws Bonz out of the ring.
por_please_ya and Callums_Guns hit PhenomenalV1 with a double dropkick.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
por_please_ya executes a flying huracanrana against PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
por_please_ya whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
por_please_ya misses with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 tries a lariat, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya tries a dropkick, but PhenomenalV1 steps out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
The crowd is giving PhenomenalV1 a standing ovation.
PhenomenalV1 whips por_please_ya into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits por_please_ya with a backdrop.
PhenomenalV1 whips por_please_ya into the ropes, but por_please_ya reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 hits por_please_ya with a shoulderblock.
PhenomenalV1 tries a vertical suplex, but por_please_ya reverses it.
por_please_ya whips PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle.
por_please_ya tags out to Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns hits a roundhouse kick on PhenomenalV1.
The crowd erupts.
Callums_Guns sends PhenomenalV1 into the turnbuckle, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 runs shoulder-first into the corner.
PhenomenalV1 tries a spinning headlock elbowdrop, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
Callums_Guns attempts a springboard cutter, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a backslide.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 takes Callums_Guns down with a DDT.
The crowd is giving PhenomenalV1 a standing ovation.
PhenomenalV1 hits a kick to the midsection on Callums_Guns.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 hits a single arm DDT on Callums_Guns.
PhenomenalV1 executes a front slam against Callums_Guns.
PhenomenalV1 is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 complains about a slow count.
Callums_Guns uses a knee to the back on PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns uses the Liger Bomb on PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns uses a swinging elbowsmash on PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns hits a hook kick on PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns covers PhenomenalV1.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns misses with a shoulderblock.
PhenomenalV1 tries a lariat, but Callums_Guns ducks out of the way.
Callums_Guns tags out to por_please_ya.
Bonz enters the ring and throws Callums_Guns out of the ring.
The chants for Bonz are deafening.
Bonz uses a dropkick on por_please_ya.
PhenomenalV1 attempts an enzuigiri, but por_please_ya steps out of the way.
Bonz enters the ring and throws Callums_Guns out of the ring.
Bonz leaves the ring.
PhenomenalV1 performs a bodyslam against por_please_ya.
PhenomenalV1 tags out to Bonz.
Callums_Guns enters the ring and lays out PhenomenalV1.
Callums_Guns tries a lariat, but Bonz counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
Callums_Guns gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 whip por_please_ya into the ropes.
They hit por_please_ya with a double clothesline.
Callums_Guns enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 hit por_please_ya with a double gutwrench suplex.
Callums_Guns leaves the ring.
Bonz hits a powerslam on por_please_ya.
Chief counts: One, shoulder up.
Bonz hits a shoulderbreaker on por_please_ya.
Bonz takes por_please_ya down with a full nelson slam.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
Bonz nails por_please_ya with a flying shoulderblock.
The crowd is behind Bonz all the way.
Bonz performs an STO against por_please_ya.
Bonz whips por_please_ya into the ropes.
Bonz hits a spinebuster slam on por_please_ya.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 hit por_please_ya with a double gutwrench suplex.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
Bonz throws por_please_ya out of the ring.
Bonz goes through the ropes.
The crowd is giving Bonz a standing ovation.
Bonz executes a crotch slam against por_please_ya.
Bonz reenters the ring.
por_please_ya climbs back into the ring.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya hits Bonz with a kick.
por_please_ya launches Bonz across the ring with a release dragon suplex.
The crowd erupts.
por_please_ya runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya misses with a clothesline.
Bonz hits por_please_ya with a shoulderblock.
Bonz executes a shoulderbreaker against por_please_ya.
Bonz is going for the cover.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
Bonz performs a kick to the head against por_please_ya.
Bonz whips por_please_ya into the ropes, but por_please_ya reverses it.
por_please_ya misses with a clothesline.
por_please_ya misses with a shoulderblock.
por_please_ya hits Bonz with an elbow.
por_please_ya tags out to Callums_Guns.
por_please_ya attempts a high knee, but Bonz ducks out of the way.
por_please_ya leaves the ring.
Bonz hits a crotch slam on Callums_Guns.
Bonz goes for a dropkick, but Callums_Guns steps out of the way.
Callums_Guns goes for a handspring enzuigiri, but Bonz steps out of the way.
Callums_Guns springs to his feet.
Callums_Guns whips Bonz into the turnbuckle.
Bonz comes back and rocks Callums_Guns with an elbow.
Bonz chops Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns hits Bonz.
Callums_Guns kicks Bonz.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Callums_Guns.
Callums_Guns hits a lariat on Bonz.
Callums_Guns performs a standing shooting star press against Bonz.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Callums_Guns gives him a roundhouse kick, but Bonz doesn't budge.
Bonz nails Callums_Guns with a whiplash neckbreaker.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PhenomenalV1 enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 hit Callums_Guns with a double bodyslam.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
Bonz takes Callums_Guns down with a crotch slam.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
Bonz goes for a spear, but Callums_Guns steps out of the way.
Callums_Guns covers Bonz.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Callums_Guns hits a springboard cutter on Bonz.
The crowd is giving Callums_Guns a standing ovation.
Callums_Guns goes for the 6-1-9, but Bonz counters it with a Gorilla Press.
Bonz whips Callums_Guns into the ropes.
Callums_Guns misses with a kick.
Bonz hits Callums_Guns with a shoulderblock.
Bonz is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Bonz complains about a slow count.
Bonz goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Callums_Guns blocks it.
por_please_ya enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Callums_Guns and por_please_ya whip Bonz into the ropes.
They hit Bonz with a double fist to the midsection.
por_please_ya tries a bulldog, but Bonz counters it with the torture rack.
por_please_ya is valiantly trying to break the hold.
por_please_ya is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Chief checks por_please_ya's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
por_please_ya fights her way out of the hold after 17 seconds.
The crowd erupts.
Callums_Guns executes a shooting star press against Bonz.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 enters the ring and throws por_please_ya out of the ring.
Bonz and PhenomenalV1 whip Callums_Guns into the ropes.
They hit Callums_Guns with a double clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 leaves the ring.
Bonz runs into the ropes.
Callums_Guns hits Bonz with a shoulderblock.
Callums_Guns nails Bonz with a running front dropkick.
por_please_ya enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Callums_Guns and por_please_ya whip Bonz into the ropes.
They hit Bonz with a double fist to the midsection.
por_please_ya goes for a bulldog, but Bonz throws her off.
por_please_ya rolls out of the ring.
Bonz hits a kick to the midsection on Callums_Guns.
Bonz executes the Cat-Hammer on Callums_Guns.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winners are PhenomenalV1 and Bonz. Time of match: 0:12:34
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


Bonz-Nomenal is reeeeeeeaaaaaaal!

Also we're the new Tag Team Champions! My reverse-Taker streak is over!

I'm a bit worse for wear.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan misses with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan misses with a clothesline.
U2Tigers hits a spinning headscissors on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
U2Tigers is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
U2Tigers works the crowd.
The crowd is behind U2Tigers all the way.
U2Tigers hits a front-layout suplex on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
U2Tigers tries a bodyslam, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a spinning mule kick, but U2Tigers ducks out of the way.
U2Tigers chops Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks U2Tigers.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
U2Tigers kicks Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd is behind U2Tigers all the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits U2Tigers.
Numerous fans are using Shaun Freakin' Duggan as target practice.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a reverse neckbreaker on U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla takes U2Tigers down with a side slam.
serial_thrilla attempts to place U2Tigers on the turnbuckle, but U2Tigers blocks it.
serial_thrilla chops U2Tigers.
U2Tigers chops serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers hits serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla punches U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla kicks U2Tigers.
The chants for serial_thrilla are deafening.
U2Tigers punches serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers kicks serial_thrilla.
The chants for U2Tigers are deafening.
U2Tigers kicks serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers throws serial_thrilla out of the ring.
serial_thrilla hangs on to the top rope.
U2Tigers notices it.
serial_thrilla pulls himself back in.
U2Tigers clotheslines serial_thrilla over the top rope.
U2Tigers rolls out under the bottom rope.
U2Tigers knocks serial_thrilla into the ringsteps.
U2Tigers sets up a table.
U2Tigers whips serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
U2Tigers tries an enzuigiri, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the table.
serial_thrilla executes a side slam through the table.
The table is broken in half.
serial_thrilla tries a DDT, but U2Tigers blocks it.
serial_thrilla clears the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla executes a toss suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
U2Tigers sets up a table.
U2Tigers whips serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
U2Tigers shoves serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the table.
U2Tigers executes a jumping DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
U2Tigers performs a dropkick against serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers throws serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
U2Tigers uses a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers whips serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
U2Tigers performs a kneelift against serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla performs a toss suplex against U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla reenters the ring.
U2Tigers climbs back into the ring.
serial_thrilla places U2Tigers on the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla performs a superplex against U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but U2Tigers
steps out of the way.
U2Tigers is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers works the crowd.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for U2Tigers.
U2Tigers goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla nails U2Tigers with a springboard dropkick.
The crowd is behind serial_thrilla all the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a Blockbuster on serial_thrilla.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a high knee on U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan puts U2Tigers in a half Boston.
Blacky asks U2Tigers if he should stop the fight.
U2Tigers shakes his head.
U2Tigers makes it to the ropes after holding out for 20 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a springboard knee strike against U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard cutter on U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits U2Tigers with an elbow.
serial_thrilla performs a toss suplex against U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a back suplex against serial_thrilla.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a lariat, but U2Tigers blocks it.
U2Tigers tries a Northern Lights suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
In turn, U2Tigers counters it with a side suplex.
U2Tigers hits an armdrag takedown on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan misses with a shoulderblock.
U2Tigers goes for the The Edge, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a side step.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails U2Tigers with the Sling Blade.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers U2Tigers.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips U2Tigers into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits U2Tigers with a backdrop.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers U2Tigers.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a lariat, but U2Tigers blocks it.
serial_thrilla uses a draping DDT on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla executes a kneelift against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan misses with a kick.
serial_thrilla hits a powerslam on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Blacky counts: One, shoulder up.
serial_thrilla hits a side slam on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla performs an armdrag takedown against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla executes a moonsault bodyblock against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
serial_thrilla uses a toss suplex on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits serial_thrilla with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a half Boston, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla attempts a toss suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a vertical suplex.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a snap suplex, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla goes for a draping DDT, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan
counters it with a fist to the midsection.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a lifting inverted DDT against serial_thrilla.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla uses a powerslam on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes, but
Shaun Freakin' Duggan reverses it.
serial_thrilla tries a flying forearm, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan
steps out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails serial_thrilla with a frog splash.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers hits a spinning leg lariat on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla nails a superkick on U2Tigers.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla attempts to place U2Tigers on the turnbuckle, but U2Tigers blocks it.
serial_thrilla takes U2Tigers down with a vertical suplex.
serial_thrilla performs a double leg slam against U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla attempts a Flatliner, but U2Tigers blocks it.
U2Tigers punches serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers punches serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla hits U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla chops U2Tigers.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla kicks U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

serial_thrilla hits an inverted atomic drop on U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla attempts a drop-down uppercut, but U2Tigers ducks out of the way.
U2Tigers places serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle.
U2Tigers executes a superplex against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for U2Tigers.
U2Tigers hits a flying cross body press on serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers hits Blacky with a half nelson bulldog.
Blacky is out cold.
Blacky is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job.
U2Tigers nails serial_thrilla with a release German suplex.
U2Tigers goes for a kick to the head, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips U2Tigers into the turnbuckle, but U2Tigers reverses it.
U2Tigers charges into the corner.
U2Tigers whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
U2Tigers hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with an elbow.
U2Tigers works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers tries a dropkick, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan steps out of the way.
The crowd is vociferously booing Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips U2Tigers into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a spinning mule kick against U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a backbreaker, but U2Tigers counters it with an elbowsmash.
U2Tigers executes a flying dropkick against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla hits U2Tigers with an elbowsmash.
serial_thrilla whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan reverses it.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla misses with a kick.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a hiptoss against serial_thrilla.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries the Pedigree, but serial_thrilla counters it with a backdrop.
serial_thrilla covers Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla tries a reverse figure-four leglock, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with an eye gouge.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a superkick on serial_thrilla.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips serial_thrilla into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with an elbow.
serial_thrilla takes Shaun Freakin' Duggan down with a vertical suplex.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla tries a superkick, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan ducks out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a superkick against serial_thrilla.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a kick to the head, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla hits a vertical suplex on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla tries a drop-down uppercut, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan ducks out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a kick to the head on serial_thrilla.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a spinning mule kick on serial_thrilla.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is being booed out of the building.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails serial_thrilla with a reverse neckbreaker.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a springboard lariat against serial_thrilla.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses the Sling Blade on serial_thrilla.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts to place serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a chop on serial_thrilla.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails serial_thrilla with a springboard knee strike.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a rolling elbowsmash on serial_thrilla.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a Falcon Arrow against serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a running single-leg dropkick against serial_thrilla.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a flying knee strike, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla hits a front-layout suplex on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla attempts a springboard dropkick, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan steps out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the DuggWalker on serial_thrilla.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.

 

[Gralin]

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs an armdrag takedown against serial_thrilla.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries the Sling Blade, but serial_thrilla ducks out of the way.
serial_thrilla hits a kneelift on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd erupts.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits serial_thrilla.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits serial_thrilla.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a running single-leg dropkick, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a kick.
serial_thrilla uses a drop-down uppercut on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla goes for a front-layout suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a vertical suplex.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits an enzuigiri on serial_thrilla.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a superkick, but serial_thrilla ducks out of the way.
serial_thrilla hits an elbowsmash on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla uses an armdrag takedown on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla uses a dropkick on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla uses an elbowsmash on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla attempts a toss suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts to place serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan throws serial_thrilla out of the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes through the ropes.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan shoves serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a side kick to the midsection, but serial_thrilla counters it with a dragon screw.
serial_thrilla hits a vertical suplex on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla runs Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ringsteps.
serial_thrilla clears the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla sets up Shaun Freakin' Duggan on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive Shaun Freakin' Duggan through the table with a toss suplex, but he blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the Pedigree through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan clears the announcers' table.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan throws serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to drive serial_thrilla through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
serial_thrilla attempts a front-layout suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a back suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is being booed out of the building.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan shoves serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan throws serial_thrilla into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla goes for a DDT, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a high knee against serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan back into the ring.
serial_thrilla hits an armdrag takedown on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes, but
Shaun Freakin' Duggan reverses it.
serial_thrilla hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with an elbow.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
serial_thrilla performs a Flatliner against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla puts Shaun Freakin' Duggan in a crossface submission hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to fight the pain.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is writhing in pain.
Blacky asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he's had enough.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan shakes his head.
U2Tigers locks in a Heel Hook on Shaun Freakin' Duggan
Blacky asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he's had enough.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan shakes his head.
Blacky asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he's still there.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nods.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan taps out after 40 seconds.
Blacky consults with the timekeeper...


...


...


...


...The decision is that it's unclear whose submission hold make Shaun Freakin' Duggan tap out.


The match will continue.



serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
serial_thrilla goes for a front-layout suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a vertical suplex.
serial_thrilla re-reverses it.
serial_thrilla hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks serial_thrilla.
The crowd is vociferously booing Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla hits a dropkick on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
serial_thrilla attempts to place Shaun Freakin' Duggan on the turnbuckle, but U2Tigers blocks it.
serial_thrilla tries a moonsault bodyblock, but U2Tigers steps out of the way.
U2Tigers goes for the The Edge, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
U2Tigers runs the ropes.
serial_thrilla runs the ropes.
They hit each other with a double clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a Double DuggWalker on serial_thrilla and U2Tigers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin on serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan shoves Blacky.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin on U2Tigers.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan collapses from exhaustion.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

U2Tigers attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but serial_thrilla counters it with a side suplex.
In turn, U2Tigers counters it with a spinning headscissors.
U2Tigers is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
U2Tigers performs a headbutt against serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers uses a headbutt on serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers executes a flying dropkick against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is giving U2Tigers a standing ovation.
U2Tigers executes an inverted DDT against serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers nails serial_thrilla with a flying spinning leg lariat.
U2Tigers whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla hits U2Tigers with a clothesline.
U2Tigers falls out of the ring.
serial_thrilla jumps onto him with a tope.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla runs U2Tigers into the ringsteps.
serial_thrilla sets up a table.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the table.
serial_thrilla executes a double leg slam through the table.
The table is broken in half.
serial_thrilla clears the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla throws U2Tigers into the ringsteps.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a toss suplex, but he blocks it.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers executes a jumping DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is giving U2Tigers a standing ovation.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla throws U2Tigers into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla uses a powerslam on U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla throws U2Tigers into the ringpost.
serial_thrilla throws U2Tigers back into the ring.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on U2Tigers.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla hits an inverted atomic drop on U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard roundhouse kick against U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla attempts a Muscle Buster, but U2Tigers counters it with a sunset flip.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
U2Tigers hits serial_thrilla with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla falls out of the ring.
U2Tigers goes outside.
U2Tigers knocks serial_thrilla into the ringpost.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers clears the announcers' table.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers tries to drive serial_thrilla through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla nails U2Tigers with a springboard roundhouse kick.
serial_thrilla shoves U2Tigers into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
U2Tigers uses a dropkick on serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers tries to drive serial_thrilla through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it.
serial_thrilla whips U2Tigers into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a toss suplex, but he blocks it.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a side slam, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a side slam, but he blocks it.
U2Tigers attempts a back suplex, but serial_thrilla
turns in mid-air and lands on him.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a moonsault bodyblock, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla performs a Flatliner against U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla attempts a superkick, but U2Tigers counters it with a legsweep.
U2Tigers uses a spinning leg lariat on serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers clears the announcers' table.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers tries to drive serial_thrilla through the table with the The Edge but he blocks it.
serial_thrilla attempts a side slam, but U2Tigers counters it with an elbowsmash.
U2Tigers performs a Frankensteiner against serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers tries to drive serial_thrilla through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a toss suplex, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla grabs his toolbox from under the ring.
serial_thrilla takes a swing with the toolbox, but U2Tigers snatches it from him.
U2Tigers nearly takes serial_thrilla's head off with the toolbox.
U2Tigers throws serial_thrilla back into the ring.
U2Tigers gives the sign for the The Edge.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers goes for the pin, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan throws him out of the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin on serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

The winner is Shaun Freakin' Duggan. Time of match: 0:32:23
Sim Rating: **** 3/4

Holy shit.

I'm going to need some time to process that finish.


And STILL SFAEW World Heavyweight Champion...Shaun Freakin' Duggan







-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------







Thank you all again for reading along with this self-indulgent vanity project. It's always nice to see something as silly as this get praise from all corners of the board.

Bet it won't get me into the Beez top 20 again

I'd also like to take a moment to thank my co-writer Kennedy Parker for helping me keep on top of things, and for writing the bulk of the Corporate Wigs storyline. I really couldn't have done it without you.

Every season I'll go into this concept thinking "this'll be the year where we finally run out of steam", and every season, SFAEW ends it with the momentum of a runaway freight train.

We'll be back again soon for our annual Festivus Frenzy, and the SFAEW Awards!

And after that...Season 37 awaits.



Phenom.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Brilliant stuff once again

 

[ShaunDuggan]

U2Tigers attempts a swinging neckbreaker, but serial_thrilla counters it with a side suplex.
In turn, U2Tigers counters it with a spinning headscissors.
U2Tigers is going for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
U2Tigers performs a headbutt against serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers uses a headbutt on serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers executes a flying dropkick against serial_thrilla.
The crowd is giving U2Tigers a standing ovation.
U2Tigers executes an inverted DDT against serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers nails serial_thrilla with a flying spinning leg lariat.
U2Tigers whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
serial_thrilla hits U2Tigers with a clothesline.
U2Tigers falls out of the ring.
serial_thrilla jumps onto him with a tope.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla runs U2Tigers into the ringsteps.
serial_thrilla sets up a table.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the table.
serial_thrilla executes a double leg slam through the table.
The table is broken in half.
serial_thrilla clears the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla throws U2Tigers into the ringsteps.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a toss suplex, but he blocks it.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers executes a jumping DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is giving U2Tigers a standing ovation.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla throws U2Tigers into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla uses a powerslam on U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla throws U2Tigers into the ringpost.
serial_thrilla throws U2Tigers back into the ring.
serial_thrilla is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
serial_thrilla executes the Take My Money on U2Tigers.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
serial_thrilla hits a hiptoss on U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla hits an inverted atomic drop on U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla performs a springboard roundhouse kick against U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla attempts a Muscle Buster, but U2Tigers counters it with a sunset flip.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
U2Tigers hits serial_thrilla with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla falls out of the ring.
U2Tigers goes outside.
U2Tigers knocks serial_thrilla into the ringpost.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers clears the announcers' table.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers tries to drive serial_thrilla through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla nails U2Tigers with a springboard roundhouse kick.
serial_thrilla shoves U2Tigers into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
U2Tigers uses a dropkick on serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers tries to drive serial_thrilla through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it.
serial_thrilla whips U2Tigers into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a toss suplex, but he blocks it.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a side slam, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a side slam, but he blocks it.
U2Tigers attempts a back suplex, but serial_thrilla
turns in mid-air and lands on him.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a moonsault bodyblock, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla performs a Flatliner against U2Tigers.
serial_thrilla attempts a superkick, but U2Tigers counters it with a legsweep.
U2Tigers uses a spinning leg lariat on serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers clears the announcers' table.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers tries to drive serial_thrilla through the table with the The Edge but he blocks it.
serial_thrilla attempts a side slam, but U2Tigers counters it with an elbowsmash.
U2Tigers performs a Frankensteiner against serial_thrilla.
U2Tigers sets up serial_thrilla on the announcers' table.
U2Tigers tries to drive serial_thrilla through the table with a jumping DDT, but he blocks it.
serial_thrilla sets up U2Tigers on the announcers' table.
serial_thrilla tries to drive U2Tigers through the table with a toss suplex, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
serial_thrilla grabs his toolbox from under the ring.
serial_thrilla takes a swing with the toolbox, but U2Tigers snatches it from him.
U2Tigers nearly takes serial_thrilla's head off with the toolbox.
U2Tigers throws serial_thrilla back into the ring.
U2Tigers gives the sign for the The Edge.
U2Tigers runs into the ropes.
U2Tigers executes the The Edge on serial_thrilla.
The crowd erupts.
U2Tigers goes for the pin, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan throws him out of the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the pin on serial_thrilla.
Blacky counts: One, two, three.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

The winner is Shaun Freakin' Duggan. Time of match: 0:32:23
Sim Rating: **** 3/4

Holy s**t.

I'm going to need some time to process that finish.


And STILL SFAEW World Heavyweight Champion...Shaun Freakin' Duggan







-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------







Thank you all again for reading along with this self-indulgent vanity project. It's always nice to see something as silly as this get praise from all corners of the board.

Bet it won't get me into the Beez top 20 again

I'd also like to take a moment to thank my co-writer Kennedy Parker for helping me keep on top of things, and for writing the bulk of the Corporate Wigs storyline. I really couldn't have done it without you.

Every season I'll go into this concept thinking "this'll be the year where we finally run out of steam", and every season, SFAEW ends it with the momentum of a runaway freight train.

We'll be back again soon for our annual Festivus Frenzy, and the SFAEW Awards!

And after that...Season 37 awaits.



Phenom.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Thanks again PhenomenalV1 , Kennedy Parker and co

This keeps on growing every season. Always inclusive and entertaining.

Imagine being a grand final match and having to follow up this event. No chance.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

They're brawling behind the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance throws Frothies McVeigh over the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance hits a kneelift on Frothies McVeigh.
James Colorado ambushes TigerTurbulance from behind.
TigerTurbulance nails James Colorado with a kneestrike.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Frothies McVeigh throws TigerTurbulance over the guardrail.
Frothies McVeigh performs a spinning headscissors against TigerTurbulance.
The crowd erupts.
They're brawling down the aisle.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
TigerTurbulance goes for a vertical suplex, but Frothies McVeigh
counters it with a small package.
There is no referee to count.
Frothies McVeigh executes a spin kick against TigerTurbulance.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a side suplex, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
TigerTurbulance uses a forearm to the back on Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling on the first floor.
TigerTurbulance throws Frothies McVeigh down to the first floor.
TigerTurbulance descends the stairs.
TigerTurbulance is handed the ring bell.
TigerTurbulance hits him with the ring bell.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the first floor.
TigerTurbulance nails Frothies McVeigh with a release German suplex.
They're brawling on the first floor.
TigerTurbulance throws Frothies McVeigh down to the first floor.
TigerTurbulance descends the stairs.
They're brawling in the back of the arena.
TigerTurbulance takes a swing at Frothies McVeigh with the ring bell, but he
gets out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh snatches the ring bell from him.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the ring bell.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the cover.
There is no referee to count.
Mike Uppet is back on the job.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
Frothies McVeigh executes a side suplex against TigerTurbulance.
Frothies McVeigh performs a standing moonsault against TigerTurbulance.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
They're brawling on the first floor.
Frothies McVeigh attempts a snap mare, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
They're brawling up the arena stairway.
They're brawling on the second floor.
They're brawling down the stairway.
TigerTurbulance executes a forearm to the back against Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling on the first floor.
TigerTurbulance is handed a keyboard.
TigerTurbulance hits him with the keyboard.
TigerTurbulance is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling on the first floor.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against Frothies McVeigh.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
TigerTurbulance hits him with the keyboard.
TigerTurbulance hits him with a keyboard.
TigerTurbulance nails Frothies McVeigh with a lariat.
TigerTurbulance hits a forearm to the back on Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance performs a kneelift against Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance hits him with the keyboard.
They're brawling on the first floor.
TigerTurbulance throws Frothies McVeigh down to the first floor.
TigerTurbulance descends the stairs.
TigerTurbulance hits a mounted punch on Frothies McVeigh.
TigerTurbulance hits him with the keyboard.
They're brawling up the aisle.
TigerTurbulance hits a vertical suplex on Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling up the aisle.
TigerTurbulance flings Frothies McVeigh over a row of chairs.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance performs an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against
Frothies McVeigh.
They're brawling down the aisle.
TigerTurbulance says, "Get in the Hot Seat!".
They're brawling in mid-arena.
TigerTurbulance is handed a Chain.
TigerTurbulance hits him with the Chain.
They're brawling up the aisle.
TigerTurbulance takes a swing at Frothies McVeigh with the Chain, but he gets out of the way.
Frothies McVeigh snatches the Chain from him.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the Chain.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh uses an elbowsmash on TigerTurbulance.
Frothies McVeigh is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Frothies McVeigh uses a leg lariat on TigerTurbulance.
Frothies McVeigh whips TigerTurbulance into the guardrail.
They're brawling up the aisle.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Frothies McVeigh throws TigerTurbulance over the guardrail.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a half Boston, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
They're brawling behind the guardrail.
TigerTurbulance tries an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Frothies McVeigh counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex.
Frothies McVeigh is handed brass knuckles.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with the knuckles.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Frothies McVeigh.
Frothies McVeigh hits him with brass knuckles.
They're brawling down the aisle.
Frothies McVeigh hits a swinging DDT on TigerTurbulance.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
An ambulance siren starts ringing out.
They're brawling in mid-arena.
Frothies McVeigh executes a spinning leg lariat against TigerTurbulance.
And ambulance screeches into the arena.
Frothies McVeigh is handed some road signs from James Colorado.
Frothies McVeigh and James Colorado go to hit TugerTurbulance with the road signs, but they get hit by the ambulance.
The front door of the ambulance gets kicked open.
Mrs Turbo storms out of the driver's seat.
The chants for Mrs Turbo are deafening.
Mrs Turbo hits Frothies McVeigh with the road sign.
The road sign is broken in half.
Frothies McVeigh goes for a swinging DDT, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
James Colorado tries to attack Mrs Turbo from behind, but she gives him a powerbomb onto the concrete floor.
James Colorado is out cold.
TigerTurbulance is handed a frying pan.
TigerTurbulance takes a swing at Frothies McVeigh with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way.
Mrs Turbo is handed a chain.
Frothies McVeigh snatches the frying pan from him.
Frothies McVeigh takes a swing at TigerTurbulance with the frying pan, but Mrs Turbo chokes him with the chain.
TigerTurbulance snatches the frying pan from him.
TigerTurbulance hits Frothies McVeigh with the frying pan.
The crowd erupts.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on Frothies McVeigh on the concrete floor.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winner is Tigerturbulance. Time of match: 0:16:12
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


What a car crash! Literally in the case of Mrs T!

Isn't it great to have SFAEW's power couple reunited?

Love Mrs Turbo even more after watching her swinging that road sign and smashing Frothy

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Kennedy Parker sends Elton John's Wig into the turnbuckle.
Kennedy Parker charges into the corner, but Elton John's Wig moves out of the way.
Elton John's Wig performs a swinging neckbreaker against Kennedy Parker.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Elton John's Wig starts pulling his own hair out.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig uses a swinging neckbreaker on Kennedy Parker.
Elton John's Wig hits a legdrop on Kennedy Parker.
Elton John's Wig hits a kneedrop on Kennedy Parker.
Elton John's Wig is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker executes a dropkick against Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker uses a Russian legsweep on Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker puts Elton John's Wig in an abdominal stretch.
Elton John's Wig is inching his way towards the ropes.
Elton John's Wig inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds.
Kennedy Parker chops Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker chops Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is giving Kennedy Parker a standing ovation.
Kennedy Parker executes a clothesline against Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle against Elton John's Wig.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Kennedy Parker whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Elton John's Wig hits Kennedy Parker with a backdrop.
Kennedy Parker falls out of the ring.
Elton John's Wig goes outside.
Elton John's Wig is handed brass knuckles.
Elton John's Wig hits him with the knuckles.
Elton John's Wig knocks Kennedy Parker into the ringsteps.
Richard Head counts: 1.
Elton John's Wig shoves Kennedy Parker into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on Kennedy Parker on the concrete floor.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Elton John's Wig performs a vertical suplex against Kennedy Parker.
Richard Head counts: 3.
Elton John's Wig tries an armbreaker, but Kennedy Parker throws him off.
Richard Head counts: 4.
Kennedy Parker throws Elton John's Wig back into the ring.
Kennedy Parker brings the table into the ring.
Kennedy Parker hits a hiptoss on Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker performs a spinning leg lariat against Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker attempts a bodyslam, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig whips Kennedy Parker into the ropes, but Kennedy Parker reverses it.
Kennedy Parker misses with a clothesline.
Kennedy Parker hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
Kennedy Parker is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Kennedy Parker tries a spinning leg lariat, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig covers Kennedy Parker.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Elton John's Wig sets up Kennedy Parker on the table.
Elton John's Wig tries to drive Kennedy Parker through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
Kennedy Parker goes for an enzuigiri, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig sets up Kennedy Parker on the table.
Elton John's Wig executes a double arm DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Elton John's Wig covers Kennedy Parker.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig executes a headbutt to the midsection against Kennedy Parker.
Elton John's Wig is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Elton John's Wig executes a kick to the midsection against Kennedy Parker.
Elton John's Wig chops Kennedy Parker.
Elton John's Wig chops Kennedy Parker.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Kennedy Parker chops Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Kennedy Parker tries a waistlock suplex, but Elton John's Wig counters it with an elbowsmash.
Elton John's Wig goes for a double arm DDT, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a kneelift.
Kennedy Parker throws Elton John's Wig out of the ring.
Kennedy Parker goes through the ropes.
Kennedy Parker nails Elton John's Wig with a gutwrench suplex.
Kennedy Parker climbs back into the ring.
Elton John's Wig follows him back in.
Elton John's Wig brings the table into the ring.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker hits Elton John's Wig with a clothesline.
Kennedy Parker is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Kennedy Parker throws Richard Head over the top rope.
Richard Head is out cold.
Richard Head crawls back into the ring.
Richard Head gets up.
Kennedy Parker tries a flying dropkick, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig goes for a Hotshot, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a lariat.
The crowd is giving Kennedy Parker a standing ovation.
Kennedy Parker uses a spinning leg lariat on Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker tries a waistlock suplex, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a facerake.
Elton John's Wig sets up Kennedy Parker on the table.
Elton John's Wig executes a back suplex through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Elton John's Wig kicks Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker hits Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is behind Kennedy Parker all the way.
Kennedy Parker punches Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig hits Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker hits Elton John's Wig.
The chants for Kennedy Parker are deafening.
Kennedy Parker chops Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig punches Kennedy Parker.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Elton John's Wig attempts a Russian legsweep, but Kennedy Parker counters it with an elbowsmash.
Kennedy Parker hits a spinning leg lariat on Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker covers Elton John's Wig.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Kennedy Parker executes the Admin Driver on Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Kennedy Parker goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker executes a flying dropkick against Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker performs a vertical suplex against Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker hits a DDT on Elton John's Wig.
Kennedy Parker attempts a clothesline, but Elton John's Wig ducks out of the way.
Elton John's Wig hits Kennedy Parker.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Kennedy Parker chops Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
Kennedy Parker whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker is being booed out of the building.
Kennedy Parker goes for the K-Pop-Up Powerbomb, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a double arm DDT.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on Kennedy Parker.
Kennedy Parker is writhing in pain.
Kennedy Parker submits after 14 seconds.

The winner is Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:18:10
Sim Rating: *****



And he is outta there!

Good riddance, KP. Don't let the door hit your creative control clause on the way out.

Also Elton retains!

AAAAAAAAAAAND STILL