Official Match Thread Season 38, First Elimination Final: Gumbies FFC v Ophidian Old Boys at The House of Gumby

[Robertio]

I've done a run through


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That's enogh mate, don't exert yourself.

 

[Robertio]

Settle down mate.

 

[Pugsley]

That's enogh mate, don't exert yourself.

I'm resting now.

 

[Pugsley]

 

[Robertio]

I'm ready beez

 

[Pugsley]

I'm ready beez

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We better send the club doctor out.

 

[Robertio]

We better send the club doctor out.

beez will need all the help he can get.

 

[philreich]

Have you been drinking or did your balls just get big????

My mate's 3 year old grandson was having a bath recently. His mother says to him, "What do you want to wash first, William?"

He says, "My balls."

 

[Pugsley]

beez will need all the help he can get.

Are we talking during the game or just in general?

 

[Over The Post]

Leave it Pugsley.

Hey, its game day. Go on Pugsley, just this once.

 

[Pugsley]

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Hey, its game day. Go on Pugsley, just this once.

It's getting a little overzealous with the spoon.

 

[Over The Post]

Some people in the thread were saying that they stayed up for forty eight hours. There was some who said even longer as well!

I've never been awake long enough for the hallucinations to kick in thankfully.

Longest I ever worked was about 42 hours straight. That was when I was at IBM and thought I was doing my bit for the greatest technology company in the world and it would be really really appreciated. Thankfully I've had that shitful notion kicked out of me.

Since leaving still pulled a few allnighters but nothing much above 24-26 hours.

 

[Over The Post]

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Yeah, I came here to post that exact image. Thanks, champ.

 

[Over The Post]

My mate's 3 year old grandson was having a bath recently. His mother says to him, "What do you want to wash first, William?"

He says, "My balls."

It's when they get a bit older you have to worry. "It's my willy and I'll wash it as fast as I like!"

 

[Over The Post]

I wasn’t a fan pre-kids. They’re honestly so ****ing handy to have a pair or two in the car for impromptu stops

What, kids?

Car journeys are generally much nicer without them.

 

[Over The Post]

The silent fart bombs are the worst. It happened once at school. In that scenario you just say who's just after farting and pretend that it wasn't you!

OK, what was the fart etiquette at your school? I came across a couple with variations.

Offender: <fart> VINCE! (Invincible, no comeback)
Offender: <fart> VAX! (Vaccinated against comebacks)

Offender: <fart> ...
Others: BORKERS! (knuckle punch to biceps)
Offender: Rebounds! (returns knuckle punches)

Offender: <fart> ...
Others: BORKERS NO REBOUNDS! (multiple knuckle punches to biceps, no comeback)

 

[Over The Post]

Pffft !

BORKERS. NO REBOUNDS!!!!

 

[Over The Post]

**** quality

Quantity is so much more fun

Cats_09, allow me to introduce Raz and Demure Princess. So much fun!

 

[MWPP]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... GUM v OOB

                       OOB
saintkildaman               Aucklander               HotPiesWithSauce
Wickzki                     BRAB                     gab213

rye                         CatToTheFuture           The_Wookie
Irish BlueBagger            Robertio                 myblueroan

Brick Loosener              Mop                      ossie_21
Mrs Turbo                   Dingster                 Pugsley

Supercheapgiants            Dory_77                  bone2468
U2tigers                    Tigerturbulance          kenneyswarriors

DinoSoar                    GWS Goose                Tigerlaird
JuddgementDay               Elton Johns Wig          King Tenz
                            GUM

GUM Foll : NSWCROW, beez, cats_09
OOB Foll : thewizardmelon, Braklet, Over The Post

GUM INT : StFly, Falconista
OOB INT : tigerland_1720, Harvey Manfrenjensenden

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Gumbies FFC: <none>
Ophidian Old Boys: Tigerturbulance U2tigers

[1st Elimination Final], Conditions for this match - WARM

 

[Pugsley]

 

[MWPP]

1 : 0 {C} - The ball is bounced and NSWCROW gets the tap.
1 : .1 {rW} - A bit of space for cats_09 to utilise.
1 : .13 {lHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : .18 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : .22 {lHFF} - bone2468 with a moment to look downfield.
1 : .26 {CHF} - Gets a handpass away to Dory_77.
1 : .3 {CHF} - An underground handpass to beez.
1 : .34 {CHF} - He has a bounce.
1 : .38 {FF} - He has another one.
1 : .43 {FF} - beez touches the ball to the ground.
1 : .46 {FF} - GWS Goose eye's the goals and has a shot.
1 : .51 {FF} - What a happy fellow is GWS Goose.
Gumbies FFC : 1.0.6
Ophidian Old Boys : 0.0.0
1 : .55 {C} - thewizardmelon wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 1.23 {lW} - Mrs Turbo sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 1.23 {CHF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 1.26 {CHF} - CatToTheFuture was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
1 : 1.26 {lHBF} - Taking the ball is The_Wookie.
1 : 1.26 {C} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 1.26 {C} - Dingster upset the marking attempt by Mop.
1 : 1.28 {C} - Dingster with the ball now.
1 : 1.32 - <<< StFly is coming on to replace saintkildaman >>>
1 : 1.4 {C} - Dingster has possession.
1 : 1.45 {lHFF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of Irish BlueBagger.
1 : 1.48 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger can't mark. rye can.
1 : 1.52 {rHBF} - Quality gather by rye.
1 : 1.57 {rHBF} - rye dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 2.02 {C} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 2.07 {C} - Spoilt by Dingster.
1 : 2.11 {C} - Mop breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 2.15 {lHFF} - He gets a handpass to bone2468.
1 : 2.19 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to cats_09.
1 : 2.24 {lHFF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 2.28 {FF} - A measured kick in the direction of GWS Goose.
1 : 2.31 {FF} - Spoilt by Elton Johns Wig.
1 : 2.35 {FF} - GWS Goose with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 2.4 {FF} - Crackerjack bump by Elton Johns Wig on GWS Goose.
1 : 2.44 {FB} - Elton Johns Wig has possession.
1 : 2.48 {rBP} - King Tenz screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 2.52 {rBP} - No mark taken as King Tenz and Tigerlaird wrestle for position.
1 : 2.57 {lFP} - Tigerlaird has a paddock.
1 : 3.01 - <<< saintkildaman is coming on to replace StFly >>>
1 : 3.09 {lFP} - Tigerlaird takes them on.
1 : 3.13 {lFP} - This should be a certain goal.
1 : 3.17 {lFP} - Tigerlaird should hang his head in shame - a bad miss.
Gumbies FFC : 1.1.7
Ophidian Old Boys : 0.0.0
1 : 3.25 {FB} - JuddgementDay signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 3.3 {lHBF} - He sees a lead by U2tigers and kicks in that direction.
1 : 3.33 {lHBF} - Supercheapgiants is third man up and takes it easily.
1 : 3.38 {rHFF} - With the ball is Supercheapgiants.
1 : 3.42 {rHFF} - Great tackle by U2tigers.
1 : 3.46 {lHBF} - U2tigers to send the ball forward.
1 : 3.5 {lHBF} - A poor handpass but Over The Post is up to the challenge.
1 : 3.54 {lHBF} - Heavy clash between NSWCROW and Over The Post. NSWCROW comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
1 : 3.58 {CHF} - Dory_77 hits the ground running.
1 : 4.03 {CHF} - No-look handpass to beez.
1 : 4.09 {rHFF} - Almost a throw to Supercheapgiants.
1 : 4.13 {rHFF} - Supercheapgiants loves a shot at goal.
1 : 4.17 {rHFF} - That takes Supercheapgiants's goal tally to 1.
Gumbies FFC : 2.1.13
Ophidian Old Boys : 0.0.0
1 : 4.21 {C} - thewizardmelon palms the ball down.
1 : 4.29 {lW} - With the ball is Over The Post.
1 : 4.33 {C} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 4.37 {C} - Mop intercepts the kick and marks.
1 : 4.41 {C} - Mop has a paddock.
1 : 4.46 {rHFF} - He tries to find Supercheapgiants with a chip pass.
1 : 4.5 {rHFF} - Absolute hanger by Supercheapgiants!.
1 : 4.54 {rHFF} - Supercheapgiants looks downfield.
1 : 4.58 {rHFF} - Supercheapgiants takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 5.02 {lHFF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 5.06 {lHFF} - Poor effort from bone2468 and kenneyswarriors takes the mark.
1 : 5.1 {rHBF} - kenneyswarriors takes off.
1 : 5.15 {rW} - He involves Braklet in the play.
1 : 5.19 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to Dingster.
1 : 5.23 {C} - No-look handpass to Over The Post.
1 : 5.26 {rHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of myblueroan.
1 : 5.31 {rHFF} - myblueroan slides in and takes the mark.
1 : 5.35 {rHFF} - myblueroan signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 5.39 {rHFF} - He gets a handpass to thewizardmelon.
1 : 5.43 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 5.48 {lHFF} - rye gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 5.52 {rHBF} - rye looks downfield.
1 : 5.55 {CHB} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 6 {CHB} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 6.04 {CHF} - Robertio sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 6.1 {CHF} - Robertio ran into CatToTheFuture and came off second-best.
1 : 6.15 {CHB} - Quality gather by CatToTheFuture.
1 : 6.18 {lW} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 6.22 {lW} - Top mark Pugsley.
1 : 6.26 {lW} - Nobody's checking Mrs Turbo.
1 : 6.31 {CHF} - Robertio and CatToTheFuture jostle for position.
1 : 6.35 {CHF} - CatToTheFuture drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 6.39 {rHBF} - rye signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 6.43 {rHBF} - Irish BlueBagger applies the tackle.
1 : 6.47 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger with some space now.
1 : 6.51 {FF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 6.55 {FF} - BRAB can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : 7 {FB} - Aucklander has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 7.04 {rBP} - A lookaway handpass to saintkildaman.
1 : 7.08 {rBP} - No-look handpass to cats_09.
1 : 7.11 {rBP} - cats_09 kicks it out on the full.
1 : 7.16 {FF} - Nobody's checking BRAB.
1 : 7.2 {FF} - BRAB's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
1 : 7.24 {FF} - Tremendous solo effort from BRAB results in a goal.
Gumbies FFC : 2.1.13
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.0.6
1 : 7.28 {C} - NSWCROW gets the ball down.
1 : 7.37 {C} - Dingster looking for a lead.
1 : 7.41 {lHFF} - Irish BlueBagger trying to offer a lead.
1 : 7.45 {lHFF} - But in the way is rye.
1 : 7.49 {rHBF} - rye with all the time in the world.
1 : 7.53 {lHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to The_Wookie.
1 : 7.57 {rW} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Brick Loosener to mark.
1 : 8.01 {rW} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 8.06 {lW} - Mrs Turbo threads his way through traffic.
1 : 8.1 {C} - Dingster receives his handpass.
1 : 8.16 {lW} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 8.2 {lW} - Mrs Turbo and Brick Loosener both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 8.24 {rW} - Now Brick Loosener has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 8.28 {lW} - ossie_21 on the end of this.
1 : 8.32 {lW} - Long handpass to the running cats_09.
1 : 8.36 {CHF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 8.4 {CHF} - Up goes Dory_77.
1 : 8.45 {CHF} - Dory_77 takes off.
1 : 8.49 {CHF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 8.53 {CHF} - He handpasses to NSWCROW.
1 : 8.57 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to Supercheapgiants.
1 : 9.01 {rHFF} - Supercheapgiants sees an open goal.

 

[Robertio]

Lets Go

 

[Robertio]

Kick it to BRAB

 

[Over The Post]

And that's before the game!

 

[MWPP]

1 : 9.05 {rHFF} - Bending baaaaaaaaaaaaack... GOAL. Supercheapgiants 's kicked 2.
Gumbies FFC : 3.1.19
Ophidian Old Boys : 1.0.6
1 : 9.09 {C} - NSWCROW gets one hand to it.
1 : 9.18 {C} - Mop with some space now.
1 : 9.22 {C} - A poor handpass but NSWCROW is up to the challenge.
1 : 9.26 {C} - NSWCROW takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 9.3 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to Brick Loosener.
1 : 9.34 {CHF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 9.38 {CHF} - Dory_77 is the target but he's outplayed by Tigerturbulance.
1 : 9.42 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 9.46 {CHB} - Passes to Over The Post by hand.
1 : 9.51 {lHBF} - He handpasses to U2tigers.
1 : 9.55 {lHBF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 9.59 {lW} - U2tigers has another.
1 : 10.03 {lW} - Passes to Braklet by hand.
1 : 10.07 {lW} - Ohhr - fair and square in the back.
1 : 10.11 {rW} - Brick Loosener takes off.
1 : 10.15 {rW} - Mrs Turbo might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on Brick Loosener. Play on is the call.
1 : 10.21 {rW} - So Pugsley ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 10.25 {lW} - Handpass to space. Mrs Turbo runs onto it.
1 : 10.3 {lW} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
1 : 10.34 {lW} - Mrs Turbo kicks it lace out to a lovely lady sitting behind the goals.
Gumbies FFC : 3.1.19
Ophidian Old Boys : 2.0.12
1 : 10.38 {C} - Superb ruckwork from thewizardmelon.
1 : 10.46 {C} - NSWCROW picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 10.5 {lHFF} - A short kick to bone2468.
1 : 10.54 {lHFF} - bone2468 can't take it.
1 : 10.58 {CHB} - Its hard and tough but Tigerturbulance wins possession.
1 : 11.03 {rW} - That kick makes it hard for Pugsley.
1 : 11.07 {rW} - The ball spills free.
1 : 11.11 {lW} - ossie_21 with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 11.15 {CHF} - He rewards the Dory_77 lead.
1 : 11.19 {CHF} - Tigerturbulance drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 11.23 {CHB} - Tigerturbulance takes them on.
1 : 11.27 {lHBF} - He tries to find U2tigers with a chip pass.
1 : 11.31 {lHBF} - Supercheapgiants upset the marking attempt by U2tigers.
1 : 11.36 {lHBF} - U2tigers breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 11.4 {rW} - A measured kick in the direction of Pugsley.
1 : 11.44 {rW} - Pugsley with a one-hander.
1 : 11.48 {rW} - Pugsley has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.52 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to thewizardmelon.
1 : 11.56 {lW} - Huge handpass to Mrs Turbo. As good as a kick.
1 : 12 {rHFF} - The kick seeks out myblueroan.
1 : 12.04 {rHFF} - What a shocking kick - straight to The_Wookie.
1 : 12.08 {CHB} - CatToTheFuture to send the ball forward.
1 : 12.13 {lW} - A measured kick in the direction of ossie_21.
1 : 12.17 {lW} - That's a great mark.
1 : 12.21 {lW} - ossie_21 has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.27 {rW} - Brick Loosener screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 12.3 {rW} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 12.36 {C} - Dingster takes off.
1 : 12.4 {CHF} - Handpasses to Robertio.
1 : 12.43 {CHF} - But he's run too far.
1 : 12.48 {CHB} - With the ball is CatToTheFuture.
1 : 12.52 {CHB} - CatToTheFuture bounces the ball.
1 : 12.56 {rHBF} - A slick handpass goes to rye.
1 : 13 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 13.04 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to NSWCROW.
1 : 13.08 {lHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 13.13 {lHFF} - bone2468 appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 13.16 {rHBF} - The ball is now with kenneyswarriors.
1 : 13.21 {rHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Braklet was well placed to clean up.
1 : 13.25 {rHBF} - He handpasses to Over The Post.
1 : 13.29 {lW} - Kicks to a contest - Mrs Turbo looks to get to thre front.
1 : 13.33 {lW} - Top mark Mrs Turbo.
1 : 13.37 {lW} - Mrs Turbo has it.
1 : 13.41 {rHFF} - That kick makes it hard for myblueroan.
1 : 13.45 {rHFF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 13.49 {lHBF} - The_Wookie with the ball now.
1 : 13.53 {rW} - Kicks in the direction of Brick Loosener.
1 : 13.58 {rW} - Too strong Brick Loosener.
1 : 14.02 {rW} - Brick Loosener takes off.
1 : 14.06 {rW} - Crackerjack bump by Mrs Turbo on Brick Loosener.
1 : 14.1 {lW} - Mrs Turbo signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 14.15 {lW} - Braklet runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 14.18 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to thewizardmelon.
1 : 14.22 {rW} - Handballs to Pugsley.
1 : 14.26 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 14.33 {C} - Dingster appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 14.37 {C} - Dingster is now off and running.
1 : 14.41 {C} - Quick hands to Over The Post under pressure.
1 : 14.45 {C} - That's a fantasic tackle by NSWCROW.
1 : 14.49 {C} - Who wants it? Mop does. Great stuff.
1 : 14.53 {rHFF} - Supercheapgiants presents.
1 : 14.58 {rHFF} - Supercheapgiants appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 15.01 {rHFF} - With the ball is Supercheapgiants.
1 : 15.06 {rHFF} - Huge handpass to NSWCROW. As good as a kick.
1 : 15.1 {lFP} - A short kick to Tigerlaird.
1 : 15.14 {lFP} - But he picks out King Tenz.
1 : 15.18 {rBP} - King Tenz hits the ground running.
1 : 15.22 {rBP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 15.26 {lHBF} - Searching pass in the direction of U2tigers.
1 : 15.31 {lHBF} - The ball drops short of U2tigers.
1 : 15.34 {rHFF} - Supercheapgiants looking for a lead.
1 : 15.38 {FF} - A worm burner to GWS Goose.
1 : 15.43 {FF} - Elton Johns Wig will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 15.47 {FB} - Quality gather by Elton Johns Wig.
1 : 15.51 {rHBF} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 15.55 {rHBF} - kenneyswarriors outbodies bone2468 and takes the mark.
1 : 16 {rHBF} - With the ball is kenneyswarriors.
1 : 16.03 {rHBF} - kenneyswarriors takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 16.08 {lW} - A long pass towards Mrs Turbo.
1 : 16.12 {lW} - Brick Loosener reads the play better and marks.
1 : 16.16 {rW} - Brick Loosener signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 16.2 {lHFF} - He kicks towards bone2468 and kenneyswarriors.
1 : 16.24 {lHFF} - Edge out? Umpire doesn't think so. Mark to bone2468.
1 : 16.28 {lHFF} - bone2468 wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 16.32 - <<< tigerland_1720 is coming on to replace Irish BlueBagger >>>
1 : 16.43 {lHFF} - bone2468 looking for a lead.
1 : 16.47 {rFP} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to DinoSoar.
1 : 16.51 {rFP} - At the back is DinoSoar who will take the mark.
1 : 16.55 {rFP} - DinoSoar with the ball now.
1 : 16.59 {rFP} - Sets sail for home..