Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 4 - Fighting Furies v Baghdad Bombers @ rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
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Sun Ra
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From The Chaser ......
Hello world,
It is everyone’s favourite leader Vladimir Putin here to offer my condolences after the not-suspicious passing of Wagner Group leader Yevgeny Prigozhin yesterday.
I’ve come to understand that according to international intelligence agencies his death was caused by a plane crash, after a terrible case of ‘intentional explosions’ mid-flight. A tragic accident for sure, but then again it will make an excellent episode “Air Crash Investigations”.
Now sadly, some parts of the western propaganda machine seem to think that I was involved in the death of a man who tried to overthrow my totally legitimate rule. But does that really sound like something I would do?
If he fell out of a window, completely by accident, then I would understand. But blowing up a plane? Gosh.
Let’s say this, I am as likely to interfere with a plane as I am with America’s democracy. Also sidenote, remember you can still vote for Trump even while he is in prison.
Now, the suggestion that I had this man assassinated hurts my feelings, especially since Yevvy and I were patching up our friendship. I even had just bought him a present. An all-expenses paid trip to Paris. I went all out, no expense spared. I even bought him a tour, driving around all of Paris’s tunnels. A trip truly fit for a princess.
Now all I have to remember my dear dear leader of a military-for-hire is the memories, and the shards of his plane that I am having hung in my bedroom. You know, to honour him.
Vale Yevgeny Prigozhin, you will be missed (except by the missile that hit your plane).
Yours,
Vladimir Putin
Russia’s sexiest man 20 years running.
Why does everyone think it was me?
Hello world,
It is everyone’s favourite leader Vladimir Putin here to offer my condolences after the not-suspicious passing of Wagner Group leader Yevgeny Prigozhin yesterday.
I’ve come to understand that according to international intelligence agencies his death was caused by a plane crash, after a terrible case of ‘intentional explosions’ mid-flight. A tragic accident for sure, but then again it will make an excellent episode “Air Crash Investigations”.
Now sadly, some parts of the western propaganda machine seem to think that I was involved in the death of a man who tried to overthrow my totally legitimate rule. But does that really sound like something I would do?
If he fell out of a window, completely by accident, then I would understand. But blowing up a plane? Gosh.
Let’s say this, I am as likely to interfere with a plane as I am with America’s democracy. Also sidenote, remember you can still vote for Trump even while he is in prison.
Now, the suggestion that I had this man assassinated hurts my feelings, especially since Yevvy and I were patching up our friendship. I even had just bought him a present. An all-expenses paid trip to Paris. I went all out, no expense spared. I even bought him a tour, driving around all of Paris’s tunnels. A trip truly fit for a princess.
Now all I have to remember my dear dear leader of a military-for-hire is the memories, and the shards of his plane that I am having hung in my bedroom. You know, to honour him.
Vale Yevgeny Prigozhin, you will be missed (except by the missile that hit your plane).
Yours,
Vladimir Putin
Russia’s sexiest man 20 years running.
From The Chaser ......
Why does everyone think it was me?
Hello world,
It is everyone’s favourite leader Vladimir Putin here to offer my condolences after the not-suspicious passing of Wagner Group leader Yevgeny Prigozhin yesterday.
I’ve come to understand that according to international intelligence agencies his death was caused by a plane crash, after a terrible case of ‘intentional explosions’ mid-flight. A tragic accident for sure, but then again it will make an excellent episode “Air Crash Investigations”.
Now sadly, some parts of the western propaganda machine seem to think that I was involved in the death of a man who tried to overthrow my totally legitimate rule. But does that really sound like something I would do?
If he fell out of a window, completely by accident, then I would understand. But blowing up a plane? Gosh.
Let’s say this, I am as likely to interfere with a plane as I am with America’s democracy. Also sidenote, remember you can still vote for Trump even while he is in prison.
Now, the suggestion that I had this man assassinated hurts my feelings, especially since Yevvy and I were patching up our friendship. I even had just bought him a present. An all-expenses paid trip to Paris. I went all out, no expense spared. I even bought him a tour, driving around all of Paris’s tunnels. A trip truly fit for a princess.
Now all I have to remember my dear dear leader of a military-for-hire is the memories, and the shards of his plane that I am having hung in my bedroom. You know, to honour him.
Vale Yevgeny Prigozhin, you will be missed (except by the missile that hit your plane).
Yours,
Vladimir Putin
Russia’s sexiest man 20 years running.
The new Russian terrorist cell, The Ralliban.
Good to see everyone else has disturbing musical taste like me.
What i can't understand is how celebrities being used in scam adds are not able to have them removed.
HELLO they are hosted by AFL sponser Google. A supposedly legitimate company.
Is it true that there are no rules for adds just because they are on the internet?
JoshWoodenSpoon
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I wanna scream and shout, and let it all out
And scream, and shout, and let it out
We saying, oh wee oh wee oh wee oh
We saying, oh wee oh wee oh wee oh
TODAY is the Tittybong Thunder and also the Baghdad Bandits and they go at each other like rabid weasels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pistol Night HaroLad MITS Stevi_Tigers krided
I may not listen to that stuff ever again, but i applaud its disturbedness.
Boomer: Back in my day music was much better this stuff is just crap...and get off youtube and get a job.
Millenial : OK boomer, that's just your dumb opinion, and i already applied for a job of video game tester this year. Waiting for them to get back to me.
Boomer: Ahah...but its not...we have research to back up our dumb opinion.
A New Study Suggests Pop Has Grown Louder and Dumber and All Sounds the Same
According to a new study from researchers at the Spanish National Research Council, the familiar complaint that contemporary popular music has grown...
( note , what they miss is nothing really tangible except the effect that people find it pleasant to hear something they are familiar with, brain releases a bit of dopamine, so the fact that the song sounds like something else they already like makes them feel happy ).
Back when people bought Albums , you'd buy a record with some good singles on it, and play the whole thing. I would often find myself eventually favoring the weird tracks that i didn't like much the first few times.( Exception , Revolution Number 9), In fact i'd grow bored with the singles. ( Which is why i will listen to a Michael Jackson album ).
Anyway.... Disturbing is good.
James Colorado
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What are you talking about, if it's on the internet it must be true...
Even the same people saying opposite things.
JoshWoodenSpoon
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Match underway!!
Competition - Sweet Provincial And Municipal Football League (SPAM FL)
Here we go! MATCH COMMENCING SHORTLY ... GCP vs ESH ESH FB:21. Giarc Manfrenjensenden22. K'awiil Blomgren23. Forest Pagano FF:15. Kapow!!!14. brahj13. McRobie HB:39. Chipmunk40. Chukwu Herbert26. Meta A Weltman HF:12. Tighearnach Vincze11. Cochise Millhouse10. Mani Fortuin C:27. Biggie28...
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I have no idea what's happening here because I ain't reading 20+ pages of nonsense to catch up but I hope everyone is having a good time.
Here I am
Just filter out Sun Ra posts then.
did someone fart?
All the best matethere's been a few brain farts in here .......
anyway - I'm going to be scarce for the rest of the arvo as I focus on the yabbagabbadoo .......
CARNA ******* SAINTERS !!!
Also what are you drinking?there's been a few brain farts in here .......
anyway - I'm going to be scarce for the rest of the arvo as I focus on the yabbagabbadoo .......
CARNA ******* SAINTERS !!!
Great choice! Sometimes a change is as good as a holiday.Stupid question even from you mate.
James Colorado
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Not a single post of mine last night was a waste.
philreich not before time too!
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Calls for Increased Support for Men’s Sports, as Audience Gap With Women’s Sport Widens — The Shovel
Talkback radio has been flooded with callers demanding increased funding for sporting facilities, talent academies and change rooms for boys, in order to bridge the growing gap between men’s and women’s sport.
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