Official Match Thread Season 26, Round 7: Gold City Royals vs Coney Island Warriors @ The Golden Throne

[Loonerty]

Nah, I like this one

Chief please implement angry reacts so I can angry react this bullshit

 

[boondy]

OI

get your own gif.

 

[fumbler]

I once had sex with three octopussies that were stronger and faster than the Warriors

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Form says no.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Ahh the 'Royals', the Meghan Markle family of the Sweet FA.

 

[fumbler]

Ahh the 'Royals', the Meghan Markle family of the Sweet FA.

Now with added sass.

 

[DapperJong]

Cloud_ can we shorten this week too and play the games early again?

squib

 

[Blacky]

squib

You know that isn’t true.

I just don’t want the sense of guilt I feel when we comprehensively beat you guys both on and off the field

 

[Blacky]

And we go around in circles each time with Frankston Rover thinking a minor premiership means anything

 

[Frankston Rover]

And we go around in circles each time with Frankston Rover thinking a minor premiership means anything

More drivel from you, Blacky. You've become the new Sterge.

 

[Blacky]

More drivel from you, Blacky. You've become the new Sterge.

Was it last week or the week before you tagged me into your thread to discuss this very matter?

 

[Wosh]

I once had sex with three octopussies that were stronger and faster than the Warriors

I forgot there was at least one person at the Royals now without a stick up their arse, how have you settled in fumbles…good to see they haven't turned you into 'quality' yet.

 

[DapperJong]

More drivel from you, Blacky. You've become the new Sterge.

Dunno mate Sterge strung together a few good weeks there

 

[Sterge]

More drivel from you, Blacky. You've become the new Sterge.

Dunno mate Sterge strung together a few good weeks there

Glad you guys are thinking of me, it's my birthday soon should i keep an eye out for a card?

 

[DapperJong]

Glad you guys are thinking of me, it's my birthday soon should i keep an eye out for a card?

Just enjoy the compliment before you ruin the moment.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Dunno mate Sterge strung together a few good weeks there

Glad you guys are thinking of me, it's my birthday soon should i keep an eye out for a card?

That's what I meant. Sterge has rocketed up in my estimations recently. Some fantastic threads.

Unfortunately, the once fit and firing Blacky has turned into Fat Elvis. A bloated, grotesque, unfunny shell of himself - everything Sterge used to be.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Was it last week or the week before you tagged me into your thread to discuss this very matter?

I tagged you as a courtesy. I don't like talking about people behind their backs - or in your case, PM's.

You then proceeded to enter our thread, make a fool of yourself and hung around way to long.

Like an NRL player on a big night out, we got left with a turd in the hallway. Unfortunately we now how a week of it. Oh the joy...

 

[DapperJong]

I can turd in the hallway if needed

 

[Wosh]

I'm actually really looking forward to this week, I conceded 4 last week when we smashed the Roys and that's the only time I've conceded more than 2 goals this season. With myself and Smartys Power up there for the derF, and Blacky and Joe neck and neck for the Fred there's a fair bit riding on this game.

 

[Blacky]

I tagged you as a courtesy. I don't like talking about people behind their backs - or in your case, PM's.

You then proceeded to enter our thread, make a fool of yourself and hung around way to long.

Like an NRL player on a big night out, we got left with a turd in the hallway. Unfortunately we now how a week of it. Oh the joy...

I wish I lived in your reality.

 

[candiehappy]

As the best small forward in the competition

Stephen Milne thought that he was the best small forward in another league, that went well and I see a similar issue here

 

[Frankston Rover]

I wish I lived in your reality.

You couldn't handle the sex for starters.

 

[BigJoeD_]

I once had sex with three octopussies

Man, that’s a lot of testicles

 

[BigJoeD_]

Tentacles Joe, tentacles

 

[Blacky]

You couldn't handle the sex for starters.

“Sex for starters” sounds about right.