Official Match Thread S33 Round 9 - East Side Phoenix vs Roys FFC at The Eyrie (MOTR)

[thewizardmelon]

Obligatory winners photo

 

[hotchilli]

Zevon how much did you pay the umpires?

 

[Mooch]

ESP HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt ROY HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt Itsmyshow 0 8 2 0 0 0 0 6 2 68 Mooch 0 8 3 0 0 0 1 6 2 68

Interesting day Itsmyshow

Crap result though. What the hell Dingster ? Did all the talk of being a gentleman go to your head or what?

Ah well. Fun week at the Eeyore.

 

[Chipmunk]

Obligatory winners photo

I mean…you beat Watford.

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

Well done ESP too good today, also thanks for an entertaining week.

Roys let’s go to the bar and drown our sorrows.

 

[Mobbs]

Good game everybody who didn't kick 6.2!

 

[thewizardmelon]

Neither having much reason to brag, Allikat had the better of thewizardmelon. - 4m from 3 to 7.

In what was a very slow day for both, thewizardmelon had TedDougChris's measure. - 61m from 23 to 84.

Special shout out to Allikat, who’s refusal to do any hard running allowed me to get away from old man Ted

May be the first H2H battle I’ve won all season

 

[Dingster]

Interesting day Itsmyshow

Crap result though. What the hell Dingster ? Did all the talk of being a gentleman go to your head or what?

Ah well. Fun week at the Eeyore.

What's even worse I simmed spookism to 11 goals and okeydoke7 to 10 goals. I'm going to retire.

 

[Dingster]

Special shout out to Allikat, who’s refusal to do any hard running allowed me to get away from old man Ted

May be the first H2H battle I’ve won all season

Allikat and TedDougChris get tested immediately.

 

[Zevon]

Zevon how much did you pay the umpires?

Clearly not enough!

 

[thewizardmelon]

I mean…you beat Watford.

Chelsea fans right now

 

[Chipmunk]

Thanks for the week TedDougChris and the Roys, always fun to play you all. Thanks for posting as well Dingster and good luck for the rest of the season!

Great win and at home team! Let’s keep it going.

And that number 10 was

Spoiler

Lupin

 

[windyhill]

windyhill is a massive slapper!

I slap them through, unfortunately my mate Stewart Shepard’s them through.....

 

[Wosh]

Ok
What did I miss? How many coathangers did I give MannumPower ?

 

[Wosh]

It’s ok - I have no idea who you are !!

Pretty sure he’s the guy who announced his arrival by trying to take on Ljp86, and got smacked all the way back to the Eeyore
Only thing of note he’s ever done.

 

[MP_]

33 possessions MannumPower ?

Still some life in those legs!

Wosh said she was going to give me a wet willy, that was enough to make me run all day

 

[Wosh]

*goes back to reading game

 

[Chipmunk]

Wosh said she was going to give me a wet willy, that was enough to make me run all day

 

[royboy2]

 

[MP_]

Ok
What did I miss? How many coathangers did I give MannumPower ?

You missed my qooty clinic, there will be a highlights package for you to peruse

 

[Wosh]

3 : 2.46 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
3 : 2.52 {rW} - fitzroybowiedog takes off.
3 : 2.57 {lHFF} - He sends the ball to Lore.
3 : 3.01 {lHFF} - Lore sits on the head of daddy_4_eyes! Great mark.
3 : 3.02 {lHFF} - Lore to send the ball forward.
3 : 3.07 {CHF} - He kicks across the ground towards Mike.
3 : 3.11 {CHF} - eth-dog reads the kick best and marks well in front of Mike.
3 : 3.15 {CHB} - With the ball is eth-dog.
3 : 3.19 {CHB} - Long handpass to the running MannumPower.
3 : 3.21 {rW} - He sees a lead by Jack the Godfather and kicks in that direction.
3 : 3.25 {rW} - Top mark Jack the Godfather.
3 : 3.3 {rW} - Jack the Godfather sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 3.33 {rHBF} - A quick handpass to MannumPower.
3 : 3.35 {CHB} - He tries to find eth-dog with a chip pass.
3 : 3.4 {CHB} - eth-dog slides in and takes the mark.
3 : 3.44 {CHB} - The ball is now with eth-dog.
3 : 3.48 {CHB} - Great tackle on eth-dog.
3 : 3.5 {CHF} - Mike has it.
3 : 3.54 {lHFF} - He handpasses to Lore.
3 : 3.58 {lHFF} - Long handpass to the running Zevon.
3 : 4.03 {lHFF} - High tackle seen by the umpire.
3 : 4.04 {CHB} - Now eth-dog has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 4.09 {CHB} - An underground handpass to Chipmunk.
3 : 4.13 {lHBF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
3 : 4.17 {lHBF} - But the kick goes straight to Elmer_Judd.
3 : 4.19 {rHFF} - Elmer_Judd has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 4.23 {FF} - Boots the ball toward Mooch.
3 : 4.27 {FF} - Mooch is the target but he's outplayed by Shermy.
3 : 4.31 {rBP} - 11kgm looking for a lead.
3 : 4.35 {CHB} - He sends the ball to eth-dog.
3 : 4.37 {CHB} - But he picks out Mike.
3 : 4.41 {CHF} - Mike to send the ball forward.
3 : 4.46 {FF} - Mooch presents.
3 : 4.48 {FF} - Mooch outbodies Shermy and takes the mark.
3 : 4.52 {FF} - Mooch looks downfield.
3 : 4.56 {FF} - Mooch - about 45 metres and not much angle.
3 : 5 {FF} - And he doesn't disappoint us.
East Side Phoenix : 9.6.60
Roys FFC : 7.7.49

That new recruit Mooch kicks a team lifting goal.

#smoochmooch

 

[Wosh]

3 : 14.37 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
3 : 14.43 {lW} - A bit of space for tigs2010 to utilise.
3 : 14.47 {lW} - Monster shot at goal from tigs2010.
3 : 14.51 {lW} - tigs2010 should hang his head in shame - a bad miss.
East Side Phoenix : 10.7.67
Roys FFC : 9.8.62
3 : 15 {FB} - The ball is now with Shermy.
3 : 15.02 {FB} - Finds Chipmunk with a handball.
3 : 15.06 {FB} - Gets a handpass away to Shermy.
3 : 15.1 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 15.12 {FB} - Huge handpass to MannumPower. As good as a kick.
3 : 15.16 {FB} - Chipmunk runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 15.21 {FB} - Just a touch to the back but the umpire spots it.
3 : 15.24 {FF} - Mooch to send the ball forward.
3 : 15.28 {FF} - Mooch let's fly toward goal.
3 : 15.31 {FF} - Mooch likes it and so does the goal umpire.
East Side Phoenix : 10.7.67
Roys FFC : 10.8.68

Lets recruit more Mooch's. Mooch Roys in front.

**** I love Mooch

 

[windyhill]

windyhill is a massive slapper!

Chris Rock likes this

 

[Wosh]

Thanks Dingster for the great match simulation.

Hard luck Wow and the Roys, felt like a really tough game (and looked it from the bench). I’m sure you’ll bounce back next week.

Firstly, off to the hospital to check on por_please_ya then first round on Milera2Betts

Get Stuffed

Obligatory winners photo

Get stuffed

You missed my qooty clinic, there will be a highlights package for you to peruse

And get stuffed


And goodbye!

 

[Agent93]

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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
East Side Phoenix : 15.12.102
Roys FFC : 13.10.88
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This pleases me.