Official Match Thread S19 R3: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[Haduken]

Gotta limit the damage in the next quarter and then kick on and put the game out of reach.

C'mon Royals, we can do this!!

You know what, regardless of how this turns out, you and I have had quite the epic little struggle..

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Shit game was shit. GG Royals.

Warriors, we'll need to regroup.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Il be keeping a keen eye on count night to see how many votes I polled in this game....

 

[Les Norton]

Righto fellas....we may not have had a win, but we can still head off to Les Norton 's place for a circlejerk.
You still got them SAOs Les?

Yep, head over guys. Wounds to be licked.
Goo to remain on ice.
Staple gun is next to the pressure washer. So, if you want to put a high pressured staple through your scrote the Washer!s there to send the blood and puss down the street.
**** I hate losing.

Get 'em out boys. Staple gun fully loaded.

Ha, kudos to you TODN, and we played Roysls.
You're welcome around as well.
Lightening Ridge is stocked with icy cold ones.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Yep, head over guys. Wounds to be licked.
Goo to remain on ice.
Staple gun is next to the pressure washer. So, if you want to put a high pressured staple through your scrote the Washer!s there to send the blood and puss down the street.
**** I hate losing.

Ha, kudos to you TODN, and we played Roysls.
You're welcome around as well.
Lightening Ridge is stocked with icy cold ones.

Were calling them "wounds" now?

 

[Haduken]

Possibly first time ever in Warriors history we've had more losses than wins. Not a great time.

I shall now console myself to having restricted another gun forward of the comp to just 3. Or as its known in qooty parlance.. 'the winning margin between the teams"

 

[Marlowe]

The Royals have outscored the Warriors 164 to 159 in their two regular season encounters.

Days since the Warriors last defeated the Royals: 236.

We need a good days since thread.

238.

 

[timtamWB]

Yay we won.

I'm too tired to post anything substantial (yes just like my postings in this thread haha very funny)

Good game guys, see you next time.

 

[timtamWB]

Donuts... ******* donuts... Are you ******* kidding me

GG royals. See you later in the year

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Good win, Royals.

Well played Gold City Royals, another strong win, although to be honest, we weren't playing against much.

As for the #ladygagawarriors, what can I say? They consistently embarrassed themselves in the match thread, but are too stupid to realise it. The problem for them is that just about everyone else in the competition knows that they are a team of fairly limited individuals. Their match threads will always be ordinary affairs, because they themselves are ordinary.

Still, like every other team we humble this year, they deserve a song.



Bwahahahahahahahahaha

 

[3KZ is Football]

Good win, Royals.

Ignore.

 

[Stronzo]

Ignore.

Porcupine.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[BigJoeD_]

Bwahahahahahahaha

Geez that's cold man

 

[3KZ is Football]

Geez that's cold man

Best bit of banter from a Warrior on the thread. Well done!

 

[Tommycash]

Stop posting

I thought I would do as you asked because you probably get nothing you want from life. I hope that helped make it a bit more bearable.

 

[Tommycash]

Best game I have played in a while. Well done my fellows, good luck Warriors!

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Holy cow batman - its only Tuesday and 1200 posts already.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Holy cow batman - its only Tuesday and 1200 posts already.

Wrong thread, champ.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Wrong thread, champ.

Opps - bloody long day at work.

My mistake.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Bump

Bwahahahahahahaha