Official Match Thread S19 R3: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[Retired Jimmy]

Shake hands fellas........good game!

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Come on Warriors....lift

Do you even lift?

 

[Frankston Rover]

We played like they post...

Ah well. Always next week.

Cheers Marlowe and well done Royals.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

What the fudge cake happened to Mr_Smooth

Complete goose eggs today.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

My team mates may not agree but I don't mind a lot of you guys.

I wasn't around much over the weekend but had a pretty good start to the week and enjoyed some of the back and forth we shared.

Thanks for the game.

 

[zackah]

15 possessions a goal and then benched before 3/4 time. **** you Neil Craig

 

[Stronzo]

So, now that this prank is finished, can we have the real game please.

Cheers.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Do you even lift?

Not today I didn't

 

[BigJoeD_]

Well played Royals, way too good on the day

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

15 possessions a goal and then benched before 3/4 time. **** you Neil Craig

Told you he was a ****en clown.

I'm going to the press conference Tuesday and demand he quits.

 

[sverik25]

That wind must have changed direction twice in the second half! Well done Royals, two in a row!

Bad luck Warriors, there was some gold mixed into the thread, especially from Stronzo.

As for me personally, still much improvement, I mean 16 handballs and 0.3? Needs to be better.

 

[Raveneyes]

You're lucky I had only 25% game time.
Yes, 25%. This is what happens when you bang the coaches wife during the week.

GG Royals, enjoy your win.
As for me?

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

So, now that this prank is finished, can we have the real game please.

Cheers.

How good would it be if this was actually just a great troll from soggy and boncer34 posts the actually game in an hour.

It would be a pretty boss troll.

 

[sverik25]

How good would it be if this was actually just a great troll from soggy and boncer34 posts the actually game in an hour.

It would be a pretty boss troll.

I'm still worried that Soggy may have doctored the sim file...

 

[Stronzo]

How good would it be if this was actually just a great troll from soggy and boncer34 posts the actually game in an hour.

It would be a pretty boss troll.

I would dip my hat to him.

 

[Raveneyes]

How good would it be if this was actually just a great troll from soggy and boncer34 posts the actually game in an hour.

It would be a pretty boss troll.

Hats off to him if that was the case. But sadly, it's unlikely.

 

[Marlowe]

Do you even lift?

Thread is over, you can stop posting shit.

Anyway, hooray for victory! Last year we would have been blown out by ten goals. Long off-season has paid dividends in regards to our conditioning and match fitness.

Good game, Warriors. No, is there I way I can say that sincerely? I don't think I can. But, no good game. Really. It was horrible but I sort of enjoyed it.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

So, now that this prank is finished, can we have the real game please.

Cheers.

Write a song about it.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I'm still worried that Soggy may have doctored the sim file...

Makes sense. I played well.

 

[Retired Jimmy]

I don't want to get all Brad Hardie on you Neil Craig, but I towelled up Blacky to the point he got dragged at the 7 minute mark of the 3rd qrtr.....2 minutes later, you took me off and the Royals went on a 4 goal spree. Coincidence much?......I think not.
We'll talk about it in the sheds

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

4 : 9.13 {C} - The Old Dark Navy's rises over the pack majestically.
4 : 9.18 {C} - Nobody's checking The Old Dark Navy's.
4 : 9.22 {C} - Quick hands to Easty.
4 : 9.26 {C} - He has a bounce.
4 : 9.3 {C} - Fires out the handpass to The Old Dark Navy's.
4 : 9.34 {C} - Boot to ball from The Old Dark Navy's under pressure.
4 : 9.38 {C} - The Old Dark Navy's gives some to the crowd after that goal.

Encore time.

 

[Papa Juggs]

That wind must have changed direction twice in the second half! Well done Royals, two in a row!

Bad luck Warriors, there was some gold mixed into the thread, especially from Stronzo.

As for me personally, still much improvement, I mean 16 handballs and 0.3? Needs to be better.

That's the dynamic weather coding Mobbenfuhrer has integrated into the sim. It's super realistic

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

bgt2110 The Old Dark Navy's and NathanMJ_WB54 all played blinders.

3 goals from Juggalo Balla is a handy stat from a FF for a change around here.

Marlowe with 6 FA proving he is as much an arse as I suspect.

 

[Easty]

I once again delivered the ball on a platter for our mids and they ran rampant. All of them dominated and in the end we probably should've won by a bit more than we did.

But never the less, we got the 4 points and we can move on to next week. Thanks for the game Warriors.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Well played Gold City Royals, another strong win, although to be honest, we weren't playing against much.

As for the #ladygagawarriors, what can I say? They consistently embarrassed themselves in the match thread, but are too stupid to realise it. The problem for them is that just about everyone else in the competition knows that they are a team of fairly limited individuals. Their match threads will always be ordinary affairs, because they themselves are ordinary.

Still, like every other team we humble this year, they deserve a song.



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