Poetry fred
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Why is it so hard for Sav to post a rhyme
Instead he is living in a past time
It is now 2024, just on the down low
And our mighty Crippa won the Brownlow
Instead he is living in a past time
It is now 2024, just on the down low
And our mighty Crippa won the Brownlow
- May 29, 2013
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Blues fans claimed ... we will win the flag
Curnow McKay Cripps ... it's in the bag
We have inside beasts and outside run
And gun KPFs who kick goals for fun
We cannot lose and we never quit
But in reality... its hard to polish a piece of shit
Curnow McKay Cripps ... it's in the bag
We have inside beasts and outside run
And gun KPFs who kick goals for fun
We cannot lose and we never quit
But in reality... its hard to polish a piece of shit
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2024 was the worst season ever,
Interstate teams and
Interstate Reems
Great comp AFL, really clever
Interstate teams and
Interstate Reems
Great comp AFL, really clever
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Honest and Bombers can pretty much exactly rhyme, try saying the words aloud to yourself
Mofra
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Honest and bombers do not rhymeHonest and Bombers can pretty much exactly rhyme, try saying the words aloud to yourself
Pointing this out is a waste of time
Rhyming is easy, for example 'truck-bed'
Rhymes with 'Papley is a f......-'
- Sep 25, 2013
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Again, not on technicality. Though for instance, if you rhymed the two in either spoken word or in a song, it could work. Some of the best artists rhyme words that don’t “rhyme”, but can in slightly altered pronunciation. But yes you two are right, technically they don’t rhyme. If you pronounce Bombers and relax a bit on the ‘Ers’ it make it more ‘Bom-ezz’, it can work
zackah
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V_23, the Big Footy king, <<<<
A keyboard warrior, sharp as a sting.
He'd post his rants, his fiery words,
And hope they'd never be heard.
But when the mods, with a gentle hand,
Undid the delete, across the land,
V_23's heart would start to race,
His face would turn a fiery shade.
He'd melt like butter in the sun,
His tough exterior, quickly undone.
His rants would soften, his anger would cease,
As his posts returned, a welcome release.
<<<< proof that AI isn't always right
You’re on fire mate
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Discipline and dedication to the art of minstrelsy, articulacy & facticityYou’re on fire mate
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm dyslexic
Toaster
Violets are blue
I'm dyslexic
Toaster
Elmer_Hauser
Future Member of Parliament
Trent Cotchin is a loser
Accepted damaged goods
Clint Bartams ex missus
The Brooke from the Hood
No wonder he can't sire any sons
His wife is the one who holds the power
Richmond flogs accept the fact
Your former captain is a pussy whipped/hen pecked spud.
Accepted damaged goods
Clint Bartams ex missus
The Brooke from the Hood
No wonder he can't sire any sons
His wife is the one who holds the power
Richmond flogs accept the fact
Your former captain is a pussy whipped/hen pecked spud.
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Can’t even write his own insulting poem. GOAT mod?V_23, the Big Footy king, <<<<
A keyboard warrior, sharp as a sting.
He'd post his rants, his fiery words,
And hope they'd never be heard.
But when the mods, with a gentle hand,
Undid the delete, across the land,
V_23's heart would start to race,
His face would turn a fiery shade.
He'd melt like butter in the sun,
His tough exterior, quickly undone.
His rants would soften, his anger would cease,
As his posts returned, a welcome release.
<<<< proof that AI isn't always right
Although, I did enjoy this part:
Honest and Bombers can pretty much exactly rhyme, try saying the words aloud to yourself
You can’t use them in the same sentence though. Not without adding a negative anyway
