Poetry fred

[V_23]

I drove to the G
With a heart full of hope
And left heart broken
The art of the choke

Hope and choke don’t rhyme………



but PARTIAL CREDIT!

 

[V_23]

North is fukd
Richmond is cukd
Ginnivan dukd
Hawks were plukd
Hinkley clukd
Fort rukd
Swans sukd

Pure poetry. It’s… it’s beautiful.

 

[frggr]

This year is our year
V23 says through tears
This is our year, right?

 

[frggr]

There once was a man from Split
Who acted like a tit
He yelled at a kid
Then denied that he did
And all of his posts are shit

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

This is the song that never ends
Just trolls Richmond on and on my friend
Some people would say Triggering Tiger is the only Tiger flog, not knowing who he was, but they'll be continuing singing it because this this the song they never ends
Just trolls Richmond on and on my friend
Some people would say smasha is the only Tiger flog ... (You see where I am going with this)

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is shit
And so is this Fred

 

[V_23]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem is shit
And so is this Fred

And yet… here you are

 

[BloodRet]

Hope and choke don’t rhyme………



but PARTIAL CREDIT!

maybe not on technicality but still a verrry near rhyme

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Dear Poet Rhymers

Please take into account Rhotic and Non-Rhotic pronunciation when submitting your masterpiece

 

[V_23]

Dear Poet Rhymers

Please take into account Rhotic and Non-Rhotic pronunciation when submitting your masterpiece

no u

 

[frggr]

Roses are red
Carlton are blue
Norf are shit
And Carlton are too

 

[Mofra]

Dear Poet Rhymers

Please take into account Rhotic and Non-Rhotic pronunciation when submitting your masterpiece

I may sometimes be sloppy
In linguistic parameter
But I least I adhere
To iambic pentameter

 

[Rabish Binney]

There was a man from nantucket.......

 

[V_23]

There was a man from nantucket.......

Go on…

 

[Cyclops]

Ablett Snr, Stengle, Baz and looks like Clarry too,
Headed to Kardinia Park. It seems the Catters knew
How to treat these troubled souls, so caring and so nice,
What's their secret? What's their line? A little pinch of "rural lifestyle".

maybe not on technicality but still a verrry near rhyme

False rhymes and assonance allowed. Scansion/rhythm is the key feature of poetry, but even that's not hard and fast eg Chronz excellent haiku has 6 syllables in the first line doesnmatterer, it works.

 

[Cyclops]

Go on…

There once was an Albert from Tulla,
Who was feeling a little off colour
But Dank gave him pills
Turned him brown, gave him thrills
And landed him in front of WADA

 

[V_23]

There once was an Albert from Tulla,
Who was feeling a little off colour
But Dank gave him pills
Turned him brown, gave him thrills
And landed him in front of WADA

And then…

 

[Cyclops]

And then…

 

[frggr]

There once was a Fred on the Bay
Where everyone had a say
It felt a bit spivvy
And belonged in the Divvy
And the that's where it's found today

 

[AvantGardener]

Naicos is yet to take a contested mark
He uses a nightlight to avoid the dark
He can barely even handle a bump
His own shadow even makes him jump

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Geelong Football Club when they trade
use a dodgy Cotton On charade
To circumvent the salary cap rules
And make the AFL look like fools
And use their bogan country charms
To gift new players houses & farms
They are known to use illegal PEDs
Shooting up players in milking sheds
Now they want Sniff who likes the coke
And Oliver who loves a smooth meth smoke
And Martin who is never sound
To play for them at their shitty ground
But fitting them in when they have no picks
They gunna have to kiss more AFL dicks
Which has never deterred them in the past
It's not the first time and it won't be the last

 

[BloodRet]

Another choke in the big dance
But If I'm completely honest
I gain solace from the fact
I don't support the Bombers

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Naicos is yet to take a contested mark
He uses a nightlight to avoid the dark
He can barely even handle a bump
His own shadow even makes him jump

And yet he beat Carlton twice just this season
Lives rent free in your head - must be the reason



#kidGOAT

 

[AvantGardener]

8 times Messi has won the Ballon Do'r
Comparing Naicos to him is such a bore
8 votes Naicos lost the Brownlow
A set of balls he needs to grow

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Your grammar is as bad as your poetry



He looks devastated... Perhaps, as a Carlton flog, you can give him some tips on coping with failure?