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He'll only accept it if QANON and/or Facebook tell him it's ok to....
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Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2021
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He'll only accept it if QANON and/or Facebook tell him it's ok to....
Elmer_Hauser
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Still not as bad as KKKex w***er or Sex Pest Dyson BFF DeGropey imo
Joe Rogan fan would be my guess
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Joe Rogan’s bizarre X-rated claim
Joe Rogan says he’s so flexible he is capable of performing oral sex on himself.
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Based on this, id say for sure.
Joe Rogan’s bizarre X-rated claim
Joe Rogan says he’s so flexible he is capable of performing oral sex on himself.
Based on this, id say for sure.
I'm surprised he ever comes out of the house.
Marklar_33
Brownlow Medallist
Even still, the goal of life is for someone else to touch it
List needs more Lachie Weller
Madas
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Love this snippet from the FoxSports article following the trade .
WHEN the Fremantle Dockers requested pick 2 for Lachie Weller, the view of rival clubs was along the lines of John McEnroe’s most famous utterance: “You cannot be serious.’’
Well, the frenetic last hour of trading proved not only that the Dockers were serious, but that they recognised the serious — and unique — predicament facing the Gold Coast Suns, who viewed Weller as a rare chance to snare a player who wanted to join them.
Mofra
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Player #14 - Brayden Sier
Pictured: A rare photo of de Goey awake during daytime hours, laughing because someone blue on Maynard's face
Brayden Sier is a former Collingwood midfielder who isn't getting paid by Collingwood to play for another team next year.
A quick recap. Sier became known as 'Phill Inn' a couple of years ago after he put that name down on a team sheet of a local basketball comp and took to the court, while recovering from an AFL injury. He then lied to Buckley about it, who himself is a very honest person unless he's speaking to someone whose first or last name starts with T.
Despite the friendly, welcoming nature of the Diamond Valley Basketball Association I'm not sure emulating Scott Pendlebury's past deeds is the best vehicle for career resuscitation Brayden. The association banned Sier from playing any further matches, and for unrelated reasons banned Joffa from attending altogether.
Back to the footy. Sier is a 'big bodied' midfielder but is a bit more Eric Cartman than Marcus Bontempelli. He plays ok at VFL level but just can't run a game out as a midfielder at AFL level. He averages something like 65% TOG at senior level for the full games he's played which just isn't enough to be a long term AFL prospect. He played 7 senior games this year and averaged 12 disposals. That's a pretty poor outcome.
He also only kicked one goal for the year, but perhaps his scoring rate is better off field?
Hmmm. I guess not.
After his betting scandal (yeah he ticked that box too), basketball scandal and DM failures, Collingwood finally delisted him at the end of this year so I'm guessing 'Phill Out' will be debuting on court sometime soon.
Brayden, Phill, Sier-later. Thanks for making a re-appearance in the 2021 Bottom 50.
Pictured: A rare photo of de Goey awake during daytime hours, laughing because someone blue on Maynard's face
Brayden Sier is a former Collingwood midfielder who isn't getting paid by Collingwood to play for another team next year.
A quick recap. Sier became known as 'Phill Inn' a couple of years ago after he put that name down on a team sheet of a local basketball comp and took to the court, while recovering from an AFL injury. He then lied to Buckley about it, who himself is a very honest person unless he's speaking to someone whose first or last name starts with T.
Despite the friendly, welcoming nature of the Diamond Valley Basketball Association I'm not sure emulating Scott Pendlebury's past deeds is the best vehicle for career resuscitation Brayden. The association banned Sier from playing any further matches, and for unrelated reasons banned Joffa from attending altogether.
Back to the footy. Sier is a 'big bodied' midfielder but is a bit more Eric Cartman than Marcus Bontempelli. He plays ok at VFL level but just can't run a game out as a midfielder at AFL level. He averages something like 65% TOG at senior level for the full games he's played which just isn't enough to be a long term AFL prospect. He played 7 senior games this year and averaged 12 disposals. That's a pretty poor outcome.
He also only kicked one goal for the year, but perhaps his scoring rate is better off field?
Hmmm. I guess not.
After his betting scandal (yeah he ticked that box too), basketball scandal and DM failures, Collingwood finally delisted him at the end of this year so I'm guessing 'Phill Out' will be debuting on court sometime soon.
Brayden, Phill, Sier-later. Thanks for making a re-appearance in the 2021 Bottom 50.
iBeng
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Hes just a big fan of trains!
MrChristo
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76woodenspooners
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WTF??? A player who has been on the list for 6 seasons, who only gets 7 games despite being fit, playing under 2 different coaches who between them would rather debut 9 players than give Sier another game, in a team that finishes 17th …
… and yet there are apparently 13 worse players?
#melt
76woodenspooners
Brownlow Medallist
The thing with Sier is he might be in the bottom 50 this year, but at least he has performed decently in a grand final. Same can't be said for Bailey Williams, Tim English, Stefan Martin, Aaron Naughton, Cody Weightman, Bailey Smith, Josh Schache and other soft cox who should all feature before Sier.
Then there's Caleb Daniel whose ridiculous he-man act and subsequent standing over of Max Gawn resulted in the Demons kicking 17 of the next 18 goals. That action alone should guarantee you a top-three bottom position.
MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE
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There must be some real shit trucks coming.
Oh there are, I think I can promise you that there are. And some melts, going by the historical record.
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And a left-field option nobody has nominated yet
Castagna should be in there. Had a shocker.
Dr Tigris
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Player #13 - Jason Castagna
Pictured: I just don't $%#&ing know anymore
Jason Costagna is a small forward at Richmond who in recent seasons has been carried so much the only quote I could find to attribute to him was "Quuuaaaade.... start the reactoooooorrrrrr...". He famously kicked 5 behinds (no goals) in a Grand Final smashing of GWS in 2019.
Jason's stats seem 'okish' for a player in the prime of his career - 17 goals from 20 games (8 or 9 of which weren't 'Joe the Goose' goals), 2 tackles a game, and 12 touches. Then again, statistically we all have one tit and one testicle so sometimes it's worth looking beyond bare statistics.
But what does he offer? He doesn't really crumb the ball much and isn't a one grab mark, yes he's quick but that only counts the 'towards goal' direction when a teammate gets it. He was considered a 'pressure player' in past years but the only thing that puts more pressure on a Richmond Cheer Squad member's heart now than Jason's kicking is the level of saturated fat in a KFC three-piece feed.
Yes, he's considered to be a 'below average' kick by most Richmond fans which is a little like saying Clive Palmer could 'shed a couple of kilos'.
Maybe I'm being harsh, and it actually does take some level of skill to miss a goal on the run by... about 42 metres?
Above: The biggest shank Marlion Pickett has seen for years
Anyway Jason's down 2021 season was rewarded with a 2 year contract extension which makes a refreshing change from Gold Coast's list management approach of rewarding their good players with delisting.
Fun fact: Castagna turned up to his last family Christmas dinner with a tattoo gun, because nothing celebrates the birth of Our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ like splaying Grandma out on the dinner table to etch in tramp stamp.
Thort-provockin
Jason, good luck for the nest two seasons and welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2021.
Pictured: I just don't $%#&ing know anymore
Jason Costagna is a small forward at Richmond who in recent seasons has been carried so much the only quote I could find to attribute to him was "Quuuaaaade.... start the reactoooooorrrrrr...". He famously kicked 5 behinds (no goals) in a Grand Final smashing of GWS in 2019.
Jason's stats seem 'okish' for a player in the prime of his career - 17 goals from 20 games (8 or 9 of which weren't 'Joe the Goose' goals), 2 tackles a game, and 12 touches. Then again, statistically we all have one tit and one testicle so sometimes it's worth looking beyond bare statistics.
But what does he offer? He doesn't really crumb the ball much and isn't a one grab mark, yes he's quick but that only counts the 'towards goal' direction when a teammate gets it. He was considered a 'pressure player' in past years but the only thing that puts more pressure on a Richmond Cheer Squad member's heart now than Jason's kicking is the level of saturated fat in a KFC three-piece feed.
Yes, he's considered to be a 'below average' kick by most Richmond fans which is a little like saying Clive Palmer could 'shed a couple of kilos'.
Maybe I'm being harsh, and it actually does take some level of skill to miss a goal on the run by... about 42 metres?
Above: The biggest shank Marlion Pickett has seen for years
Anyway Jason's down 2021 season was rewarded with a 2 year contract extension which makes a refreshing change from Gold Coast's list management approach of rewarding their good players with delisting.
Fun fact: Castagna turned up to his last family Christmas dinner with a tattoo gun, because nothing celebrates the birth of Our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ like splaying Grandma out on the dinner table to etch in tramp stamp.
Thort-provockin
Jason, good luck for the nest two seasons and welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2021.
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Elmer_Hauser
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Dr Tigris
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Predicted, and well deserved this year.
The Chaos King! And this year his chaos has been more along the lines of wtf is going on, than confusing and confounding the opposition.
