Mofra's Bottom 50 for 2021

[Elmer_Hauser]

I really hope Tex w***er hasn't been named yet. Fully deserves to have a podium finish, the goofy ear racist pleb.

 

[TedDougChris]

Yeah if it's something that gets the attention of the ladies it's non-PC football jokes about fringe players.

Hang on, I need to take some notes here...

 

[hawkman]

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Red is where MFC trained.
Blue is where Watts trained.

That is only half of Watts training program. Being based in Casey would be an interesting experience for the other half

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I just looked Jack up in Linkedin, he's following his dream.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I just looked Jack up in Linkedin, he's following his dream.

 

[Schulzenfest]

The best posts in this thread are always the Bambi killing ones, keep it up Mofra. Shaun Burgoyne

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Shaun Burgoyne

Age

42

Ht

186cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.0

4star

K

9.9

4star

HB

8.1

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

3.8

5star

MG

162.7

3star

D

10.0

3star

K

5.6

2star

HB

4.4

3star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.6

4star

MG

162.7

3star

D

6.2

2star

K

3.2

2star

HB

3.0

3star

M

1.2

2star

T

1.6

4star

next pls

 

[Fadge]

The best posts in this thread are always the Bambi killing ones, keep it up Mofra. Shaun Burgoyne next pls

No. He cannot possibly be on this list.

No way.

 

[AlecDuncan]

Think we signed him on just to get him to 300 games.

This bodes well for Marc Murphy.

 

[Fadge]

This bodes well for Marc Murphy.

I hear Sportsbet have already paid out on those who backed Marc to be #1 in Mofra's Bottom 50.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Close , he's in charge of culture for a swimware company.

 

[SackLunch]

Close , he's in charge of culture for a swimware company.

Not a swimwear company. His swimwear company. Dude is an Australian legend.

 

[Marklar_33]

I hear Sportsbet have already paid out on those who backed Marc to be #1 in Mofra's Bottom 50.

For a place, maybe

It’s Garry Rowan

 

[Fadge]

For a place, maybe

It’s Garry Rowan

I'd still vote Marc.

Gary actually had some decent home and away games.

 

[Crankyhawk]

No. He cannot possibly be on this list.

No way.

Yes he can and should. Was cooked

 

[MC Bad Genius]

I'd still vote Marc.

Gary actually had some decent home and away games.

That's never really been his problem though, has it?

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Player #15 - Nathan Jones
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Pictured: Tigerboyz only lasted one day as an AFL photographer

 

[1970crow]

In Z-Will's defence, he wasn't exactly played in the position he wanted to play under Teague. Think you will see a much better effort from him next season.

No doubt Vossy is a certainty to get the best out of underperforming players. There’s him, Clarkson, Roos and Dimma. He probably just shades them all though.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

No. He cannot possibly be on this list.

No way.

Dammit ,this is the closest we've had to a melt so far, and its only a hypothetical.

 

[zackah]

Dammit ,this is the closest we've had to a melt so far, and its only a hypothetical.

Post #145

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Post #145

Nothing special about post # 145

 

[zackah]

Nothing special about post # 145

You're wrong friend. Post #145 is exactly why Mofra does this every year

 

[Spiritof82]

Player #17 - Zac Williams
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Pictured: Sometimes Zac Williams gets up early to take his dog for a walk

Zac Williams is yet another GWS player who chose to continue his career at Carlton.
He was the worst thing NSW sent to Victoria in 2021, including removalists.

A defender during his time at GWS, Carlton chose to give him a 6 year, $800k+ pa contract to play in the midfield because Carlton.
This worked out about as well as Carlton's last 6 or 7 sacked coaches (it's easy to lose count).

Zac Williams just doesn't work hard enough to be a midfielder. Heck, this year he didn't work hard enough to be a defender either. He rocked up to pre-season a little out of shape, leading some to question why Mitch McGovern was chosen as his training bubble buddy.

Carlton's mega investment in Williams this year yielded 14 games for less than 19 disposals on average, less than two tackles per game, and complaints that the post match snack bar was running low on multiple occasions. As a former defender running in the midfield, he doesn't really defend. That's a problem. You'd see more two-way running in the Olympics 100m final than you would on a Zac Williams highlights tape. Zac became easy to play against and plan for. Opposition coaches will just put anyone on him who can run, and watch that player rack up the touches.

In the middle of the year Zac came under media pressure with Jonathan Brown calling him one of the laziest players in the competition. Then other people jumped on board too - he was even called lazy to his face while he was at the supermarket, which was such a shock he almost fell out of the trolley. His Carlton teammates jumped on board too. When someone wrote 'wash me' on his car, he just wrote 'no' underneath it. Rumour has it he didn't get a birthmark until he was 5.

Anyway Carlton have five years to turn him around, and if it's something they know well it's five year plans.

Fun fact: Zac is from Narrandera in NSW, a town of less than 4000 people. This served Zac well early in his career as he was comfortable with GWS' average crowd size.

Zac, godlu... who am I kidding. You wouldn't have read this until the end. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2021.

Have high hopes for Jason Johannisen's appearance in the top 10 now after Zac Williams ranking. After reading the following I thought Mofra had got the names mixed up and was actually talking about Johannisen:

"Carlton's mega investment in Williams this year yielded 14 games for less than 19 disposals on average, less than two tackles per game, and complaints that the post match snack bar was running low on multiple occasions. As a former defender running in the midfield, he doesn't really defend. That's a problem. You'd see more two-way running in the Olympics 100m final than you would on a Zac Williams highlights tape. Zac became easy to play against and plan for. Opposition coaches will just put anyone on him who can run, and watch that player rack up the touches."

A quick check on Johannisen's stats for the season showed that Williams could be classed as a star compared to him:



Look forward to JJ's Bottom 50 award, his first major one since his Robbert Klomp effort in the 16 GF.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Have high hopes for Jason Johannisen's appearance in the top 10 now after Zac Williams ranking. After reading the following I thought Mofra had got the names mixed up and was actually talking about Johannisen:

"Carlton's mega investment in Williams this year yielded 14 games for less than 19 disposals on average, less than two tackles per game, and complaints that the post match snack bar was running low on multiple occasions. As a former defender running in the midfield, he doesn't really defend. That's a problem. You'd see more two-way running in the Olympics 100m final than you would on a Zac Williams highlights tape. Zac became easy to play against and plan for. Opposition coaches will just put anyone on him who can run, and watch that player rack up the touches."

A quick check on Johannisen's stats for the season showed that Williams could be classed as a star compared to him:

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Look forward to JJ's Bottom 50 award, his first major one since his Robbert Klomp effort in the 16 GF.

 

[Spiritof82]

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He's in line for a Buddy Franklin Bottom 50 Life Time achievement award for the last 5 years of absolute crapness.

 

[HairyO]

Liam Jones

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Liam Jones

Age

33

Ht

199cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.4

2star

K

6.5

3star

HB

2.9

3star

M

4.3

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

134.5

2star

D

7.6

2star

K

6.1

3star

HB

1.4

1star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.4

2star

MG

116.3

2star

D

9.4

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

2.0

2star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

just put his hand up for #1.