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Dempsey is a dirty diver and confirmed cheat. You’ll probably make him captain

Don't be surprised if the reigning Rising Star rocks the Mason C**ks goggles next week to protect that eye

I will be extremely surprised. Like, Dwarf Burners win a flag surprised. Or Handbaggers sell out Goomba surprised :$
 
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Mason Cox had a bit of a flop against Rory Lobb of all people

You would still be in the fetal position today 😂 🤦

Cox was omitted from a game played in pissing rain and booted 3 goals in our VFL demolition of Coburg - all whilst managing not to get fined for staging and bringing shame to his family
 
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Impey should go for staging; that was so soft going to the ground.
He cowardly hit him with the ball in the side of the head from behind. Geelong fans then booed him for the rest of the game, thus pumping up Baz’s ego and already inflated worth. He’d probably getting suspended soon instead of pulling his head in.

Harley Reid is requesting a trade to Geelong as we speak.
 

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Leroy Jetta (Essendon)
Lynden Dunn (Melbourne)
Ryan Crowley (Fremantle)
Alex Rance (Richmond)
Jarrad Waite (Carlton)
Alex Rance (Richmond) - again
Callum Sinclair (Sydney)
Josh Green (Essendon)
Brayden Maynard (Collingwood)
Dylan Grimes (Richmond)
Michael Walters (Fremantle)
Mark Blicavs (Geelong)
Tom Papley (Sydney)
Dylan Grimes (Richmond) - again
Nick Vlaustin (Richmond)

2021
Joke Daniherpes (Bears) - TWICE :$
Shaun Higgins (Handbaggers )

2022
Hacky McSpray (Bloos)
Kosi Pickett (Dreamons)

2023
Ben Ainsworthless (Fold Coast)
Zac Merret (*)

2024
Willie Rioli (Poort)
Steven May (Dreamons)

2025
Ben Hobbs (*)
Rollover Dumpsey (Handbaggers)
Mark Keane (Crom)

Any additions?
 
The only trend here is that much like all your other threads, this one is a cry for help you sad, sad little stain of a wormlike man.

He got you there Spreaders
 
2021
Joke Daniherpes (Bears) - TWICE :$
Shaun Higgins (Handbaggers )

2022
Hacky McSpray (Bloos)
Kosi Pickett (Dreamons)

2023
Ben Ainsworthless (Fold Coast)
Zac Merret (*)

2024
Willie Rioli (Poort)
Steven May (Dreamons)

2025
Ben Hobbs (*)
Rollover Dumpsey (Handbaggers)
Mark Keane (Crom)

Any additions?

Nick Daicos flopping * wit
 
He cowardly hit him with the ball in the side of the head from behind. Geelong fans then booed him for the rest of the game, thus pumping up Baz’s ego and already inflated worth. He’d probably getting suspended soon instead of pulling his head in.

Harley Reid is requesting a trade to Geelong as we speak.

Dude he massively flopped. It was embarrassing.
He fell to the ground AFTER he already reacted to getting a ball to the face.

Not saying getting a ball to the face is smart. But he didn’t even fall straight away. Then he got straight up when he got the free and was laughing.

He knows what he did.
 
Dude he massively flopped. It was embarrassing.
He fell to the ground AFTER he already reacted to getting a ball to the face.

Not saying getting a ball to the face is smart. But he didn’t even fall straight away. Then he got straight up when he got the free and was laughing.

He knows what he did.
It’s one movement, watch it again. I agree that he could have held his feet if he wanted to but dropping to one knee after the coward hit from behind is fine.

It was worth a free kick every day of the week and the umpires were right there. Boo Impey the whole game was strange considering Selwood was your Captain for 10 years and Watson wasn’t booed the whole game.
 
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It’s one movement, watch it again. I agree that he could have held his feet if he wanted to but dropping to one knee after the coward hit from behind is fine.

It was worth a free kick every day of the week and the umpires were right there. Boo Impey the whole game was strange considering Selwood was your Captain for 10 years and Watson wasn’t booed the whole game.

I mean I know I personally don’t boo players cause I have never done it but are we really gonna sit here and act like fans don’t boo flopping?
On a flopping thread? Where we are calling out players for this exact bullshit?

Come on dude, you had freaking Ballantyne who was one of the WORST instigators for shit like this.
Selwood would always take his contact in play and try to shrug tackles, he was not doing this shit off the ball.
The fact you can’t tell the difference is hilarious.
 
I mean I know I personally don’t boo players cause I have never done it but are we really gonna sit here and act like fans don’t boo flopping?
On a flopping thread? Where we are calling out players for this exact bullshit?

Come on dude, you had freaking Ballantyne who was one of the WORST instigators for shit like this.
Selwood would always take his contact in play and try to shrug tackles, he was not doing this shit off the ball.
The fact you can’t tell the difference is hilarious.
I watched it a few times and he goes into a knee in one motion like a character in Double Dragon who has been hit. He then realises he has no lives left so moves into the face down position on the grass and starts flashing.
 

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