I break out in a sweat whenever he gets the ball, for a start.
He's OK when he's got a paddock to himself, but if there's another player, even a teammate, within 10ft of him he deadest shits himself and runs in circles before handballing to the nearest player (who is about to get tackled) or kicking to a 3-on-1 (against us) down the line.
Very one-dimensional, which can be a strength in a strong side, but means he's going to get exposed very badly with us.
You obviously don't watch many of our games !