Past #28: Kayne Turner - pick #25 in '14 RD - delisted end '22 - re-listed w/ #39 in '22 RD - delisted end "23 - 111gm/58gl - thx Kayno

[OMAN]

casper turner the friendly ghost.

 

[Sticksphat]

Probably playing ressies

Does Clarko have your Coaches number?

 

[deano28]

No more . Please , just no more . He brings nothing . I’d prefer we give Spicer the rest of the year to show us that he’s worth keeping on the list because we know that Turner is not the future .

 

[WayneShimmiesTheBush]

I wanted to test something out, so I did an experiment. I went to Madam Zelda's and asked her to kick me in the nuts three times as hard as she can. When she was done, my instinct was confirmed. The kicks to the nuts were less painful than having to watch Turner play 7 games in a row in 2023.

I am not sure I can accept watching him play another game for us. He is just not up to AFL standard.

 

[Roosurgence]

I wanted to test something out, so I did an experiment. I went to Madam Zelda's and asked her to kick me in the nuts three times as hard as she can. When she was done, my instinct was confirmed. The kicks to the nuts were less painful than having to watch Turner play 7 games in a row in 2023.

I am not sure I can accept watching him play another game for us. He is just not up to AFL standard.

What size Puma’s does Madam Zelda wear? Sounds like those three kicks hit the target. She’s already in front of Turner and maybe should be on the list.

 

[Shack18]

That will be his last game in the seniors. Absolute embarrassment he has played as many games as he has. Tried hard so thanks but god he is crap

 

[Twinkletoes]

 

[Ischenko]

 

[koshari]

You guys don’t understand, you can tell who knows footy and who doesn’t. Turner is out there busting his ass running 6-7m behind opponents, which means they can only take 11 steps before they steady and pinpoint a pass, rather than their preferred 12. He also would jump around on the mark a lot if it wasn’t for the stand rule. His 5 touches are priceless.

I would be happy if he re introduced the stop amd slow down gesture to his game when he takes a kick, at least that would mean he is taking a kick.

 

[shinboner magic]

Was an instance where logue held his position and a defender away from the ball so turner could have a clear path but turner just didn’t go - logue was just wtf you doing out here

How has he survived so long with no footy know how
For a guy that relies on his pressure game so much - he doesn’t get to many contests

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

No more . Please , just no more . He brings nothing . I’d prefer we give Spicer the rest of the year to show us that he’s worth keeping on the list because we know that Turner is not the future .

Spicer has been playing wing in the vfl. Drury is our man.

 

[SammyRoo]

I wanted to test something out, so I did an experiment. I went to Madam Zelda's and asked her to kick me in the nuts three times as hard as she can. When she was done, my instinct was confirmed. The kicks to the nuts were less painful than having to watch Turner play 7 games in a row in 2023.

I am not sure I can accept watching him play another game for us. He is just not up to AFL standard.

“Kayne” could be the ‘safe word’ when pain is at its highest ?

 

[Engimal v3]

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Where's this from?

 

[koshari]

Where's this from?

was on ricks analysis

 

[rickety]

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He's done well to find 16th as that'd mean we have 15 players applying more pressure than him.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Thank **** for that maniacal pressure.


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[rickety]

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Thank * for that maniacal pressure.


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So how did Kayne play? OOOOOOOOOOH

 

[Shermanator]

Last 5 games..

Averaging 0 goals, 7 disposals and 1 tackle per game. Clarko you’ve given him a chance at redemption, but surely even you can see the reason why he was delisted now.

 

[Ischenko]

Where's this from?

Rick’s blog. Shows what the eye test also shows: he started well and was playing his role but has since gone to shit. I’ve been a strong supporter but he can’t be backed in anymore.

 

[Ashley B]

Last 5 games..

Averaging 0 goals, 7 disposals and 1 tackle per game. Clarko you’ve given him a chance at redemption, but surely even you can see the reason why he was delisted now.

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Plus you couldn’t even finish your 6 pack, send that to Big Al

 

[Disco Dew]

Last 5 games..

Averaging 0 goals, 7 disposals and 1 tackle per game. Clarko you’ve given him a chance at redemption, but surely even you can see the reason why he was delisted now.

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“All we want is consistency and Kayne gives us that week in and week out”

 

[Shermanator]

Plus you couldn’t even finish your 6 pack, send that to Big Al

Nah I need it.. supporting this club turns you to the bottle..

 

[Ashley B]

Nah I need it.. supporting this club turns you to the bottle..

True I don’t drink but having triple Coffee hits now when I have a cup lol

 

[shinboner magic]

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He can only improve on those figures …… I hope

 

[Mixed Results]

There was a moment last night, I forget when it was since all of the shitness just blended in together, but a Melbourne player was running out of defense and Turner was at most 3m away. Instead of closing the gap and putting on pressure, he ran parallel to the Melbourne player.

He was decent in the first two weeks, but I'd say now he is in career worst form, which was a tremendously low bar.