Roast 2026 Vent Your Disappointments Here

[T4P]

Trading in Liam F***ing Fawcett, he somehow managed to have a worse game than Elijah Hollands who was off his head.

Please tell me I'm not the only one that traded in this potato instead of Edwards who looks like a superstar in comparison.

yep, traded out Cook to get him too lol, cook to cooked. I'd say it single handedly killed my season's momentum but I still hold Brayshaw

 

[vanders]

Getting sucked in by Tom Stewart again

 

[Plugger35]

yep, traded out Cook to get him too lol, cook to cooked. I'd say it single handedly killed my season's momentum but I still hold Brayshaw

At least I kept Cook, I traded out DevRob for Fawcett which gave me the cash to splash on a Buderick upgrade for a Rachele 68.

 

[Monaco12]

Didn't check the teams before 3:20 yesterday and used ZZ as my captain loop and had Jackson on the bench and missed out on Naicos 140 score. Cost me 400 points . Was in the top 1% too

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Trading in Liam F***ing Fawcett, he somehow managed to have a worse game than Elijah Hollands who was off his head.

Please tell me I'm not the only one that traded in this potato instead of Edwards who looks like a superstar in comparison.

I tossed up and went Fawcett. He was the best of a bad bunch. I was wrong.

Got absolutely monstered by Comben and the shit Richmond team did him no favours.

At least ill have a donut soon

 

[Deliverance]

Gotta ask, what was the thought process behind Fawcett?

 

[Plugger35]

Gotta ask, what was the thought process behind Fawcett?

He looked OK in his first two games and I thought he would have better job security than Edwards in a young rebuilding team.

Now it's looking like he could be dropped after that shocker yesterday but with all of Richmond's injuries he might still survive.

 

[T4P]

At least I kept Cook, I traded out DevRob for Fawcett which gave me the cash to splash on a Buderick upgrade for a Rachele 68.

haha i did cook -> Fawcett and dev Rob to rachele

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Gotta ask, what was the thought process behind Fawcett?

Warm body.

 

[THECHIEFTON]

Petracca getting injured really caused some drama's for me. Thought I'd go with a POD and trade him to Rankine. After 2 games I'd had enough of watching him do F all. So traded him to.....Gryan Miers

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Gryan Miers

Age

27

Ht

179cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.4

4star

K

9.1

4star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

15.3

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.6

4star

T

1.6

3star

G

0.9

4star

D

14.4

4star

K

8.4

4star

HB

6.0

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.2

4star

.

Be warned I'm trading him to Pickett this week.

 

[Lindsay_Gilbee]

Pretty much killed my season by trading in two premos at massive coin for dud scores.

Touk Touk paid 586k for scores of 88, 72, 103, 80.
Finn paid 576k for scores of 66 and 65.

Just brutal.

 

[SC fish]

Pretty much killed my season by trading in two premos at massive coin for dud scores.

Touk Touk paid 586k for scores of 88, 72, 103, 80.
Finn paid 576k for scores of 66 and 65.

Just brutal.

I also got Touk but not Finn

 

[Deliverance]

Game Day Post in thread '2026 Round 8 Discussion'

May 1, 2026

Blamires is IN

Adjust your trades, loops, etc...

Wardlaw has been withdrawn already!

Source: https://www.nmfc.com.au/news/2008824/afl-r8-team-geelong-v-north-melbourne

Ah **** he was my C doughnut.

flipping Anderson shit loop performance means I can't use Tzatziki

• Deliverance

• 

 

[jumperfan]

Whoops
Edit: As I post that he kicks a goal. I really should just try the reverse jinx on anything SuperCoach related.

 

[SC fish]

I lost rookie roulette this round

 

[DaveyBoy123]

You know when a player consistently scores well in SuperCoach, but you think that player is over-rated, so never choose them in your team year after year.

Then you cop an early injury to 1 of your premos, so you look at the options and finally give in to that player who consistently scores well in SuperCoach... & pay $600k for him.

 

[The Tip Jar]

Serong and Ed Richards

20

Ed Richards

Age

26

Ht

188cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.4

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.5

3star

T

2.4

4star

CL

0.7

3star

D

11.3

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

5.3

3star

M

1.5

2star

T

2.5

3star

CL

1.1

3star

D

14.6

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

4.8

4star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.2

2star

owners are on completely different ends of the spectrum this season. One doing everything right and not scoring, the other doing everything right and cooking. Model had Serong at 111+ average for the season. At 89 actual through 8 rounds he is the biggest underperformer against projection in the comp.

 

[AFDogs]

You know when a player consistently scores well in SuperCoach, but you think that player is over-rated, so never choose them in your team year after year.

Then you cop an early injury to 1 of your premos, so you look at the options and finally give in to that player who consistently scores well in SuperCoach... & pay $600k for him.

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I think there's upside to him. I've brought him in. Can't get any worse. Think he turns it around.

 

[Deliverance]

You know when a player consistently scores well in SuperCoach, but you think that player is over-rated, so never choose them in your team year after year.

Then you cop an early injury to 1 of your premos, so you look at the options and finally give in to that player who consistently scores well in SuperCoach... & pay $600k for him.

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His heat map was gross last week.

 

[THECHIEFTON]

My team now has Richards, Anderson and Callaghan in it.

God help me.

 

[Saints4ever]

Trading Bont out because he’s got a bad knee.

Refusing to trade him back in because he’s due to miss a game anytime soon.

Bont laughs in the face of my stupidness.

 

[Here2tellyouwhy]

Trading Bont out because he’s got a bad knee.

Refusing to trade him back in because he’s due to miss a game anytime soon.

Bont laughs in the face of my stupidness.

 

[Saints4ever]

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Oh it’s getting done brother don’t worry about that.

 

[sabso]

Having too many mid pricers.

Refusing to trade out players I like the look of because I have a hunch they’ll be good for my team and they give my team character.

It seems like good teams can get a bit samey and there are hardly any valid choices to be made. There’s a good chance that one person on here has exactly the same team as someone else on here.

 

[vanders]

was messing around with my team last night and got distracted before lockout, Forgot to fix my team up and now I’m stuck with Zorko in my team instead of Dale and Marshall as a dead rookie on my bench