Roast 2026 Vent Your Disappointments Here

[YeoGabbaGabba]

Dan Houston

9

Dan Houston

Age

29

Ht

186cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

289.2

4star

D

17.6

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

4star

MG

319.9

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.2

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

279.8

5star

, he is a scrub and I will never select him again. He’s a rookie on the field in my eyes and I refuse to go down any further on this ship so those wanting to hold have fun with him.

HES GONE

 

[Plugger35]

Sign me up for the Dan Houston

9

Dan Houston

Age

29

Ht

186cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

289.2

4star

D

17.6

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

4star

MG

319.9

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.2

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

279.8

5star

lynch mob.

 

[Bulldog1954]

Didn't bring in Farrow - I'm an idiot.

 

[CursingFijian]

Didn't bring in Farrow - I'm an idiot.

But you're not a lonely idiot.

 

[cacik]

Didn't bring in Farrow - I'm an idiot.

Still a good in next week I reckon, another 150k there.

 

[cacik]

Starting brayshaw and Anderson has been gross

 

[keithrichards]

Not alone, but injuries.

Premiums I’ve traded out of my team:
Gulden
Rozee
Petracca
Xerri
English

Premiums that have missed 1 game:
Daicos
Richards

To be confirmed following injury reports from this weekend:
Zorko
Richards

 

[Deliverance]

Not alone, but injuries.

Premiums I’ve traded out of my team:
Gulden
Rozee
Petracca
Xerri
English

Premiums that have missed 1 game:
Daicos
Richards

To be confirmed following injury reports from this weekend:
Zorko
Richards

When you count byes, Daicos and Richards have missed two games each

 

[keithrichards]

When you count byes, Daicos and Richards have missed two games each

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Ed ****ing Richards.

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Again...

 

[gianytee]

Anderson hasn’t been great but he was tagged by James Jordan and pushed through I’m holding him 100% as he still has a great role. Dan Houston

9

Dan Houston

Age

29

Ht

186cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

289.2

4star

D

17.6

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

4star

MG

319.9

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.2

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

279.8

5star

on the other hand I got as a pies fan here was saying he’s role has changed and is a must have and that sold me but watching the last 3 weeks Howe and Jaicos are the main distributors so something is clearly wrong with Houston and is a trade out burning all the cash he generated.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Anderson hasn’t been great but he was tagged by James Jordan and pushed through I’m holding him 100% as he still has a great role. Dan Houston on the other hand I got as a pies fan here was saying he’s role has changed and is a must have and that sold me but watching the last 3 weeks Howe and Jaicos are the main distributors so something is clearly wrong with Houston and is a trade out burning all the cash he generated.

Houston just can't kick anymore. Bloke has lost it

 

[Sherman41]

F me, now Dev is off.

 

[THECHIEFTON]

Traded in Rankine before his first game. Traded out Rankine after 2 games to Miers.

Can not take a trick this year.

 

[Deliverance]

Traded in Rankine before his first game. Traded out Rankine after 2 games to Miers.

Can not take a trick this year.

Rankine playing bulk minutes now

 

[THECHIEFTON]

Rankine playing bulk minutes now

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Haven't done a proper roughie in a long time. The forwards are pretty grim. Every chance I look at Rankine again.

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

Should've backed myself in that Bont would get down to low $600k at some point. He even went sub-$600k last year.

 

[Deliverance]

Didn't back myself

If you don't have Mitch Lewis in your team just quit now.

 

[jumperfan]

Was this close to bringing Wilkie in this week but chickened out and grabbed Nas at the last minute.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Paid premium prices for Bont's 84 and 66. Great.
Houston is a problem.
Rachel is a spud

 

[Plugger35]

Trading in Liam F***ing Fawcett, he somehow managed to have a worse game than Elijah Hollands who was off his head.

Please tell me I'm not the only one that traded in this potato instead of Edwards who looks like a superstar in comparison.

 

[Pavlovs Cat]

Special thanks to NAS and Bont this week. While the Parish I traded out has now morphed into the Parish I thought I was getting initally. Losing at rookie roulette every weeek also my specialty.

 

[timtimtim]

Last round: holding Red Ed instead of bringing in Sniff

This round: Zac bailey

33

Zac Bailey

Age

26

Ht

181cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.7

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

5.9

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.2

4star

CL

0.9

3star

D

12.9

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

5.6

3star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.4

3star

CL

0.7

3star

D

13.4

4star

K

6.6

3star

HB

6.8

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.8

5star

CL

0.6

3star

instead of Wilkie because higher projected value increase

Rookie roulette also smashed me both weeks

Lucky to crack 2000 this week

 

[Boyd oh Boyd]

Trading in Liam F***ing Fawcett, he somehow managed to have a worse game than Elijah Hollands who was off his head.

Please tell me I'm not the only one that traded in this potato instead of Edwards who looks like a superstar in comparison.

 

[SC fish]

Trading in Liam F***ing Fawcett, he somehow managed to have a worse game than Elijah Hollands who was off his head.

Please tell me I'm not the only one that traded in this potato instead of Edwards who looks like a superstar in comparison.

You and about 300 others traded him in